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Skallagrim said
As the creature fell, Dynoz grabbed his other dagger and whipped around, "Time for you lass…if Adinraen left anything for me to play with.”


Dynoz's face drops instantly when he sees that Adinraen is already a mangled corpse and Evvie is charging at him.

And apparently his battle with the centaurs lasted long enough for some of them to (apparently) get sex change operations as well. An odd choice to do mid battle, I must admit, but it did good for stalling Dynoz a bit more. ;)

Skallagrim said
LoL clearly you have never been in a fight against Rilla and I. Take your eyes off one the other one shanks you.


His eyes were off of her for a long while. He had to whip around to see her at the end.
Rilla said
Sure, but then again, focusing on Adinraen when Dynoz is there may not be the best for her business.


Heck yeah! Evvie has a chance of winning!
She was already swinging at Adinraen when Dynoz went to fight the centaurs. I doubt he killed all of them quick enough to do anything to stop her, especially with him stopping for dialogue.
Maybe we should do a separate arena battle for all the sword noobs to get together to a sword training school. And by that I mean the teacher gives us all swords and lets us duke it out to the near death. Good times.
Most of the time my characters use swords they aren't made out of normal metal, so none of those arguments apply to my katana users.
I'll have more serious characters again tomorrow. I know how you despise goofy characters.
Evvie's a better character, but Dixie is awesome for a chicken. I'm not sure if she'll be intelligent or not, which will be needed if I'm to have character development. Dixie will be able to blow up the shield on my Mary Sue character (posted just before Dixie) with her nuclear powered explosive eggs.
She can't fly for more then 10 feet besides when she unleashes her ultimate shoop-da-woop, in which case she flies into space and blows up the planet. She's as powerful as a super saiyan when fighting seriously.
Beta said
If you make the super-chicken I suggested like 15 pages back... I'll... I really don't know. But I'll definitely be very happy.


Tomorrow I'll fix the sheet to include the super chicken powers and also upgrade the flight distance. Should the power be something like this:

And egg bombs?
Check out my awesome new character! She's probably an S rank for sure. Be sure to read it in full and tell me what you think!

I'll go to eat now and see when I get back.
Name: Dixie the Space Chicken God
Gender: Female
Appearance: She looks like your average chicken at first glance, but looks can be deceiving.

Personality: She's inquisitive and social, although is honestly quite simple minded. She honestly doesn't do a whole lot, lazing around and eating whenever it's feeding time on a fixed schedule, not caring to go outside the box with any scheduling of her own. Basically, she goes with the flow with whatever is set up for her. She doesn't need any fancy meals or fancy entertainment to get by, and has never even touched a computer or other electronic devices. She wouldn't understand it anyways. Normally she's calm and easy to work with, but approach her too fast and/or make a move to grab onto or attack her and she'll be quick to dart off, turning into a feisty little thing that will refuse to go quietly. Mess with her and she'll mess with you! She will forgive and forget eventually, but might remain suspicious of you for some time afterwards.

Powers

Physical Abilities- She has abilities comparable to an average chicken unless she activates Space Chicken God Mode, in which case she's able to stand toe to toe with Superman and be an even match. Her super-human brain can process things on par with a quantum computer, making an average human appear to be standing still even if he was running at full speed. She could fly at 4 times the speed of light and survive a supernova. Although her physical strength hasn't been tested to it's fullest, she has been able to carry a moon on her back and still fly at the speed of light, turning the moon into a cannon of doom that obliterated an entire solar system, leaving her unscathed.
Cosmos Talons- The talons on her feet can rip holes in space-time, allowing her to negate almost any defense into nothingness, and she can fly through the holes to travel in time or warp to her chosen location.
Featherstorm- Shedding feathers, she can send them off at the speed of light. These feathers are the source of her defense, so therefore could slam into almost any material without breaking. Unfortunately this cuts down on her defense because she only has a limited amount of feathers, even if they do grow back within 10 seconds.
Bwak of Devastation- Opening up her mouth she can let loose a mighty bwak with sound waves so powerful it can obliterate a moon.
Winged Hurricane- Similar to her Bwak of Devastation but uses wind rather than sound, can be sustained for longer, but is a tad weaker. It would only blow off the crust at first and slowly blow it apart more and more.
Egg Cannon- Firing normal eggs, which can be done 20 times a second, go 5 times the speed of light. She can also fire nuclear eggs 3 times a second or anti-mater eggs 1 time a minute. It goes without saying that the effects are catastrophic.

Weaknesses

*She tastes like chicken because she is, so a lot of people might want to try and eat her.
*Green eggs are her biggest weakness. Just being in the presence of a green egg slowly drains her strength. She has to revert out of Space Chicken God mode if it gets too bad.

Equipment

She doesn't need any equipment or wear any clothing.

Bio

She was born on an egg shaped planet named Eggtton. However, an evil villain wanted to eat the entire planet so she was the only one to escape in an egg shaped pod. She herself was only an egg at that point. She landed on earth and her egg fell conveniently into a farm, where she was raised as a normal chicken. Little did they know that the white egg shells that surrounded her, rather than the normal green ones on her home planet, somehow unlocked her hidden powers while she was incubating. She could now enter Space Chicken God mode at any time there was a threat to world peace.

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The following was an april fools entry, not revealing that she was actually a chicken until the end. However, this humanoid form of hers is actually an alternate reality and is now canon.

Name: Dixie (April Fools Humanoid Form)
Gender: Female
Appearance: She has a small, rotund body, although is not particularly unhealthy despite this. In fact, a little plumpness is seen as a positive thing where she comes from. Her scrawny legs are a little out of place for her body size. She has dark, beady eyes, but not in an evil looking way. In actuality she looks really homely and friendly, like you can hang out around her and trust her.

Personality: She's inquisitive and social, although is honestly quite simple minded. She honestly doesn't do a whole lot, lazing around and eating whenever it's feeding time on a fixed schedule, not caring to go outside the box with any scheduling of her own. Basically, she goes with the flow with whatever is set up for her. She doesn't need any fancy meals or fancy entertainment to get by, and has never even touched a computer or other electronic devices. She wouldn't understand it anyways. Normally she's calm and easy to work with, but approach her too fast and/or make a move to grab onto or attack her and she'll be quick to dart off, turning into a feisty little thing that will refuse to go quietly. Mess with her and she'll mess with you! She will forgive and forget eventually, but might remain suspicious of you for some time afterwards.

Abilities

Physical Abilities- Due to being fat and small she's not very powerful, and in fact would lose quite often to an average farmer. She can be tricky to grab a hold of due to some quick evasive maneuvering, but all in all she's not capable of wining in a fair fight unless she gets lucky. She's not one for combat anyways. It would be wrong if she was.
Talon-like nails- Her primary means of defending herself when people get in too close for comfort, she can lash out at them and give them quite a good gash. It probably wouldn't kill unless it hits a vital, but it will certainly make them think twice of messing with her.

Powers

Flight- She's able to sustain flight for around 3 to 4 feet, a surprise given how plump she is. Sure, one might say "why not just jump", but the flying allows her to remain in the air for longer and lightly come back down in a semi controlled manner, and her leaping is not able to reach that far anyways. She can also fly further if going downhill. If on a flat plain she can reach high enough to jump the fence if it's not large enough.

Weaknesses

Her small size, low intelligence, and no use of technology puts her at a severe disadvantage even to normal humans. As such she's best just to mind her own business and hope for the best.

Equipment

She doesn't need any equipment or wear any clothing.

Bio

She's a normal farm girl.
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