Recent Statuses

1 yr ago
Current Wow it's been a long while since I was last on. I'm gonna have to update a lot of stuff.
3 yrs ago
Lifetip: Don't forget to eat for 2 days, then drink 44 oz of coke at the movies. I don't feel too good, Mr. Stark.
4 yrs ago
Finally finished editing that transcript. At this point the only person I'm rooting for in this case is the judge.
4 yrs ago
"Boy I sure am feeling harassed after I bullied someone else and people pointed it out to me"
4 yrs ago
"A liar begins with making falsehood appear like truth, and ends with making the truth itself appear like falsehood." - William Shenstone


I'm a 24 year old college student with a "tragic past" and a series of flunked schools and medical bills. Roleplaying has been my one escape from a harsh reality while growing up, and I really appreciate this site and everyone on it.

I've been on Roleplayer Guild for eight years, going on nine in a few months.

I started roleplaying at 13 on an Invader Zim fan site... I accept my shame and disgrace.

Most Recent Posts

28 Bumps Later.
Bump! Bonus fun now added!
Bump! 2 new plots added and The Guide to the End of the World has been unlocked again! Get them while they're hot!
Still bumping!
Hello! I'm Len, Len for short, and Len to my friends. I have not been on this site for.... Many months. It's been a rough 2020, you feel me? Anywho, this is the garbage introduction section of the post where I talk about myself so that I seem interesting and approachable. Flies, honey, vinegar and whatnot. I'm not a complete pain in the butt so let's put that info in an easier to read format.

Basic Info:
  • I'm 24 and prefer RPing with people over the age of 18. No offense to munchkins.
  • I tend to write 3-8 paragraphs, high-casual to mid-ish advanced I guess? I've been roleplaying and writing for about 10 years now, so I like to think I have decent skills.
  • I don't mind smut or gore, but all things in their place, you know? Story comes first.
  • I can play either M or F, and welcome MxM, FxF and MxF pairings.
  • I don't like roleplaying things with a heavy focus on addiction, slavery, bondage, pregnancy, or mutilation. Rape and sexual abuse are absolute no-no's for me.
  • I'm a sucker for romance and happy endings. I don't like grimdark stuff or settings that are just dark for darkness's sake.
  • I'm not gonna harp about ghosting. We've all done it at some point. But if you do feel like you're losing interest, communicate with me, we can work it out or part amicably.
  • I try to post 1-2 times a day, but I have a demanding job so I may skip a day or two sometimes. I will keep in communication though.
  • I prefer PMs to threads, just because I tend to lose track of threads more easily than PMs. However I also now to RPing through discord, so if that's a more preferable medium for you, let me know.
  • I write in third person, and I ask that my partner does as well.
  • OOC communication is a must. I like to plan my RPs out, and I'm talkative. If you're someone who's going to ignore my questions about planning and managing events, we won't get along.
  • I don't do fandom RPs. All rps must be original universe and content. Constraints of fandom rules kill my inspiration, and I'm not invested in enough of them to confidently RP them.
  • Lastly, I am not a fiction bot. I want a partner who will carry their share of the weight in world building and moving plot along. If I'm the one building the settings, the events, and the dialogue, and you're just reacting to it, that's not an equal division. Please work with me so we can both enjoy the RP, instead of one of us being the plot's babysitter.

And that's about everything! Yahoo, we got through that part! Now on to what we're really here for, the plots! I am a massive sucker for transmigration/reincarnation stories right now, so a bunch of my current plots are gonna reflect that. Plots may change in availability in the future! (Also, if you have an original idea or plot that you want to play, feel free to PM me! I don't bite!)

Bonus Fun!

Can't find a scenario you like above? Want something more spunky and random? Use this handy generator sheet (not made by me) and PM your result and what you'd like to see!

And that's all my plots for now! If you're interested, PM me and tell me what you're interested, the role you'd like to be, and we can work out variables like setting, characters, and finer details. I will be updating the list of plots to reflect availability and new ideas, and I may put in a pairings list at a later time.
I'll try and get a post up tomorrow. I've been really sick the last few days but I'm finally on the mend so I'll try to work up some brain cells and write something out. :)
This new method of transportation was... bizarre, to say the least. Barely had he stepped through the portal than whatever behind him vanished in blackness. In the space of a step, he felt as though her were transported to another dimension. The shadows felt almost real, caressing his face and tugging at the fabric of his clothes, like the sensation of wind that wasn't truly there. Total darkness, total silence, it was as if he had lost the use of his eyes and ears. Then his foot hit the ground and he was through, the entire experience lasting less than a second.

He stepped out to a dimly lit room with a long table, seemingly prepped for a meal. And a dark-haired man- a human? No, something felt off. It reminded him almost of his brother Asher, particularly when this mystery man approached him- standing a little too close for comfort- with an eager grin on his face.
”Hello! Welcome to Castle Havoc. You would be the first of few to arrive. My name is Claudius Ravenwood. I’m sorry I am horrible with names, what’s yours?” he asked, Ithiel barely having a chance to breathe between words.

The first thing he did was take a step back, careful not to back into the portal behind him. Just to put some space between himself and this very peppy mystery man.
"A-Ah, Ithiel Ralte, a pleasure to make your acquiantance?" he asked more than stated, still gathering his bearings as the man backed away, gesturing to the table and inviting him to sit.

Still unsure of his situation (Were all humans this strange or was this man merely an unusual specimen?), he reluctantly did so, sitting and putting his tomes and staff down, watching as an eerie howl rang out, resembling the one that had summoned his portal. Ithiel leaned forward, fascinated as Claudius waved his hand and a second portal opened. Immediately, an arrow flew through it, nearly making its mark in the man and embedding itself in the wall. Ithiel stared at it, dumbstruck, then back at the portal as the person who had presumably fired the arrow, a strange looking elf, stepped through. Ithiel quietly picked his staff back up, placing it in his lap. Just in case more arrows were fired.

Soon more portals opened, and Claudius welcomed another elf, wingless this time, and a presumably human girl who stammered through her greeting. Claudius then turned to them, finishing with encouragement to introduce themselves and then summoning a... shadow... butler? Ithiel wondered if maybe he was still asleep and having a surreal night terror from fatigue. Claudius, unfazed (of course he would be unfazed, it was his own shadow butler), informed them that "Adam" would give them any food or drink they desired.

Terrifying amalgation of nightmares and darkness or no, such a bold assertion had to be proven. As the shadowy figure waited on him, Ithiel quickly searched for the most obscure, rarest beverage his mind could reach. Something no human would surely have, regardless of their summoning magic.
"Alright... I'll have a glass of Namuci's Bloodwine, spiced with salamandyr tail, aged 35 years." he stated smugly. Namuci's Bloodwine could only be made by fermenting the flowers and buds of the Mara tree, which only bloomed once every 10 years. It was extremely difficult to make, and even more expensive to procure. That and the alcohol was, according to his books, poisonous to humans, so there was little sense in them having it.

Well, as it turned out Ithiel really wouldn't need to be served dinner later, because he was now eating his words. The figure pulled another bottle, seemingly from nowhere, and as it uncorked the bottle the unmistakable acrid scent of salamandyr filled the room. Ithiel watched in dismay as his glass was filled with the deep red liquid. He didn't even like bloodwine.
"Ah, perfect. Thank you, um, Adam." he said, reluctantly taking his glass. He should have asked for blueberry lemonade instead.
I love this little game of weather telephone going on, where it was sunny in the first post, then I write it's sunny but it was raining the night before, then it's raining still, and now its raining horribly. Next person to post should include some thunder and lightning, maybe light flooding too!

I can tell this is going to be a fun RP XD.
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