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6 yrs ago
Current Wow it's been a long while since I was last on. I'm gonna have to update a lot of stuff.
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8 yrs ago
Lifetip: Don't forget to eat for 2 days, then drink 44 oz of coke at the movies. I don't feel too good, Mr. Stark.
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8 yrs ago
Finally finished editing that transcript. At this point the only person I'm rooting for in this case is the judge.
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8 yrs ago
"Boy I sure am feeling harassed after I bullied someone else and people pointed it out to me"
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8 yrs ago
"A liar begins with making falsehood appear like truth, and ends with making the truth itself appear like falsehood." - William Shenstone
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Bio

I'm a 24 year old college student with a "tragic past" and a series of flunked schools and medical bills. Roleplaying has been my one escape from a harsh reality while growing up, and I really appreciate this site and everyone on it.

I've been on Roleplayer Guild for eight years, going on nine in a few months.

I started roleplaying at 13 on an Invader Zim fan site... I accept my shame and disgrace.

Most Recent Posts

Spawnling said
And suddenly, the harbor is full of ships, some of which go against each other, some of which sail together...I'll be curious to see how this all develops.


And then Jaki is just gonna be in the middle as a fucking ice berg. Did we all forget that happy couples enrage her? Well, now she's gonna have even MORE of a reason to kill everybody.
Ah, Shiek. Boy, girl, why not both? It's not like it very much matters, since he's a bandaged-wrapped mummy who walks like a spider in Super Smash Bros. I hate it when Angel always picks Zelda to play as, and then she just teleports around and transforms and walks around like something out of silent hill.
Redwings said A sexy androgynous Elf can turn anybody gay.


Link? Yup.
Legolas? Yuppers.
Feli? Newest addition to the androgynous elf society. *claps*
Redwing said
I ship Yuen and Feli, because I fucking love the four spirits. And mutes. And Yuen's adorable.And nobody else has interacted with Feli yet so he's the only one I can pretty much use.


Hmmmm... That'd be interesting to see. Since Yuen has always been straight, but with Feli being so pretty... I'll allow it. XD They should totally be partners. :3
Yuen's eyes widened with awe as this person, Feli, explained. An elf? How strange! Their ears were so big, and when Feli explained that they were used to hear forest spirits, Yuen raised a hand to touch his own pointed ears. Weird... He didn't hear anything at all! Maybe his weren't pointy enough. Would they grow longer when he got older? His parents had never told him about elves or hearing forest spirits. What if they were bad, or Yokai in disguise?

He stopped his train of thought short when his stomach growled audibly, almost like a tiger itself. Ah, right. He hadn't eaten anything since the previous evening, since he got off the plane. He was too busy getting lost. His face turning red in embarrassment, he grabbed his pen, shakily writing out.
"I'm so sorry! I didn't mean for that to happen! It's just I haven't eaten anything since I got off the airplane, because I couldn't hail a taxi without my voice, and I've been up all night trying to find this place, and-" the pen suddenly exploded in his hand, crushed by the pressure he had squeezed it with. He blinked for a moment, quietly stunned, his hand dripping with the sprayed ink, some of which had made its way up to his shoulder and even his face. The Byakko looked down at the puddle of black liquid pooling on the floor, broken shards of the pen sticking out like craggy rocks.

He looked back up at Feli with a face that could only be described as apologetic, unable to now voice what he wanted to say. What was he supposed to do? He didn't know where the bathroom was! How did one say it in English? Argh, if only he could mouth it, then this person would know what he meant! He racked his mind, before finally remembering a word he was certain would help.
"Batcave?" he mouthed, thinking it was the word for bathroom. They both started with the same letters, didn't they? How different could they be?
Hmmmm.... I dunno who to pair Yuen with. I think everyone has their partners. We do have 5 partners and 6 descendants now...

SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE HAHAHA I LOVE LAWYERING

Angeelllllll, are you done eating yet? The Rabisu is gonna starve at this rate.
I honestly have no idea. I sent the GM a PM, still waiting on a reply.
Yuen looked up as someone came to open the door for him, jumping a little bit. It was a short person, with long strange hair and even stranger eyes. He couldn't tell if this person was a boy or a girl! He quickly straightened when the foreigner said hello, and asked if he was new. Wait, too? So, this person, they were also lost when it came to this strange place? He quickly nodded, stepping out of the doorway and setting his backpack on the coffee table, opening it up and digging around in it.

Eventually, he found what he was looking for; a small white board and an Eezyrase marker. He held the cap in his teeth, careful not to snap down on it too hard with his long canines. He finished scribbling out his message to the foreigner, showing it and waiting, before realizing- he had written the message in Korean.
Embarrassed, he turned the board around and erased the characters with his shirt sleeve, making sure he was writing in English this time. Oh, the trouble in being bilingual. Well, languages were a lot easier to learn, he supposed, when you only had to write them and hear them.

"Yes, I am. My name is Yuen Moon Li, what is yours? And, do you happen to know where the land lord is? I'm rather lost." he wrote, showing the board. It was then that he noticed the individual's ears. How unusual! He thought to himself, taking a step closer, clearly curious. Why, they were more than twice as long as his own! And so pointy! Could they twitch and move on their own like his could, he wondered? Was this person also a Byakko?

He glanced around the foreigner, but saw no hint of a tail. Disappointed, he took off his coat, revealing his own, striped and flicking, grabbing the end and showing the short gender-neutral person.
"Where is your's? Did you lose it? Is that why your ears are so big?" he wrote, bamboozled by the first real, non-hungry Yokai he had ever come across.
I was just looking through everyone's character sheets, and it struck me what a diverse cast of people we have! We have three Japanese, two Germans, one Italian, one Korean, one Australian, one Greek, one Frenchwoman, one Russian-American, and then we have a water fairy and an elf from the backwoods of Primrose, wherever that may be! Guys... We've become a high school text book of diversity! All we need is a black guy and someone in a wheel chair and it'll be perfect!
Well, it's still not a pure blood even if it's disguised as say, Jaki. Because you can't really copy her ability of being fucking poisonous. So, copying the ability of her blood would also be out of the question.

Also, I think the wards should be those cute lil lion statues. Let's put some in front of the gate and they can move but never leave. Cuz that'd be adorable and their purpose is to protect homes from evil spirits, so they'd make great wards.
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