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  • Old Guild Username: Invader Len
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6 yrs ago
Current Wow it's been a long while since I was last on. I'm gonna have to update a lot of stuff.
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8 yrs ago
Lifetip: Don't forget to eat for 2 days, then drink 44 oz of coke at the movies. I don't feel too good, Mr. Stark.
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8 yrs ago
Finally finished editing that transcript. At this point the only person I'm rooting for in this case is the judge.
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8 yrs ago
"Boy I sure am feeling harassed after I bullied someone else and people pointed it out to me"
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8 yrs ago
"A liar begins with making falsehood appear like truth, and ends with making the truth itself appear like falsehood." - William Shenstone
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Bio

I'm a 24 year old college student with a "tragic past" and a series of flunked schools and medical bills. Roleplaying has been my one escape from a harsh reality while growing up, and I really appreciate this site and everyone on it.

I've been on Roleplayer Guild for eight years, going on nine in a few months.

I started roleplaying at 13 on an Invader Zim fan site... I accept my shame and disgrace.

Most Recent Posts

Yuen shakily got to his feet, grabbing onto the countertop to keep his balance. God, he still had water in his ears, at the very least the water had helped his eyes some, they didn't sting as much now. He was backing away from the borderline psychopathic elf, warily eyeing the exits, when two girls entered the kitchen, within steps of each other. One was clearly asian, Japanese, probably, while the other was a foreigner. He looked between the two of them as they spoke, in English, and from what he gathered, they thought this was a joke.

He could feel his cheeks flush red with embarrassment and anger, a joke, his ass! This person, they had shoved his head under the water like they intended to drown him! He crossed his arms in a large X sign, showing that it was not a joke, in case his sour expression made that unclear. He didn't have any paper near him, so, as he had dreaded, he would have to sign this out for them. He pointed at Feli, then the sink, and then grabbed at his own neck, making strangling motions and wheezing sounds. In an act of annoyance, he openly flicked the water off his hands at the elf, his tail tip twitching angrily and yellow eyes narrowed.
Hmmm... I could. It'll be fun to try that out with someone who can't speak. I'll post when I get home then, within the hour! :)

Edit: Posted! I apologize for the shortness. I promise they will get longer once action starts... Or when Yuen finds some paper.
Hmmm... To wait for Redwings or not to wait, that is the question. For desire to post burns strong in the hearts of me, yet the circumstances of the tempest do becry mine soul to halt, make parry, and await dearest Feli.
Yuen and Feli have been abandoned in the kitchen T^T Don't worry Yuen, you'll get some interaction... Maybe...

At least he ain't Jaki. Maaaan, I can't wait to bring out monkey monsters and post, I feel like I'm just collecting dust!
But.., we don't have any potato chips, Angel. And I'm online. We live in the same house, dammit, stop spreading lies on the Internet! What kind of amoral monster are you?!
Yuen is a drama queen. But also not, because I know first hand that Lysol stings like a bitch in the eyes. My eyes were fuzzy and watering for hours. And that was a little bit.

I am also a a drama queen, but I think it makes charcters more fun. To mock, at least.
Uh... Okay, that defies physics and all knowledge of biology and pretty much renders him undead, but okay, if that's what you really want. I kinda think that's a little OP for his regenerative abilities to be that advanced, but I'm not GM. It's up to Spawnling and Viridian, I'm just saying that as main villain, you may want to tone it down just a smidge, you know, so everybody gets a chance to beat up the monsters and get beaten up by monsters.
So, wait.... If the stake in the heart halts his regenerative abilities... Then twisting it would kill him? I mean, it ain't pumpin blood, oxygen flow stops within 7 seconds, blood stops flowing immediately, I mean, a stake is pretty big, it's crush at least two chambers just by being there. All you'd have to do to destroy the rest of it it just, twist it a little bit, or even like a blender, just the force to turn a doorknob would sever the arteries and veins, crush the remaining chambers, and basically deflate it like a sad, little heart balloon.

Not that I'm an expert of staking people... Or crushing hearts.... Except for that one time in freshman year... Sorry Samuel....
Ookaay dookaay

So, on a different note, how was everyone's halloween? Did anyone dress up? Get candies? Get horrifically murdered in a cliche b-rate horror movie?
Dang, I missed everything! I coulda been online and messing with y'all instead of shaking my fist at the jackasses who decided to spend three hours screaming in the middle of the night. I hope to god they were being picked off one by one by a movie monster, because otherwise they have no damn excuse for the ruckus!

Oooooh, Dullahans! I looooove Dullahans! Well, maybe I just like headless things, but that's not the point!

And yick! All this vampire drama looks cray! I'm just gonna sit outta that one, though I extend my warmest(47 degrees farenheit) welcomes to all the people joining our monster party! Yay!
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