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6 yrs ago
Current Wow it's been a long while since I was last on. I'm gonna have to update a lot of stuff.
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8 yrs ago
Lifetip: Don't forget to eat for 2 days, then drink 44 oz of coke at the movies. I don't feel too good, Mr. Stark.
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8 yrs ago
Finally finished editing that transcript. At this point the only person I'm rooting for in this case is the judge.
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8 yrs ago
"Boy I sure am feeling harassed after I bullied someone else and people pointed it out to me"
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8 yrs ago
"A liar begins with making falsehood appear like truth, and ends with making the truth itself appear like falsehood." - William Shenstone
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Bio

I'm a 24 year old college student with a "tragic past" and a series of flunked schools and medical bills. Roleplaying has been my one escape from a harsh reality while growing up, and I really appreciate this site and everyone on it.

I've been on Roleplayer Guild for eight years, going on nine in a few months.

I started roleplaying at 13 on an Invader Zim fan site... I accept my shame and disgrace.

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Lutetia. A beautiful and prosperous kingdom currently in the middle of it's golden age. It is a very proud and nationalistic country, with large expanses of farmland and highly urbanized cities. The Alchemy Archives and University are directly above the castle, encompassing the many towers spiraling above the capital city, Luisitania. Lutetia's main exports are textiles, crops, and refined goods, and has a fair relationship with the Kou, it's asian ally. For the last two years, Lutetia was involved in a bloody war with the neighboring country of Circassia, which attempted to invade. However, Lutetia's new technology and the reforming of it's military repulsed the initial invasion, and eventually a ceasefire was signed, and the younger prince was able to negotiate a peace. However, trouble stirs to the north of Lutetia as tensions rise on its border. In order to soothe worries in the capital and ease the attitudes of the people on the border, it has been arranged that the younger prince will marry the elder of Brynmor's two princesses. But Brynmor's attitude towards the marriage, which had been positive, changed, and they began to stall. Irritated, the king of Lutetia sent for the princess to be brought to Luisitania immediately, or the marriage would be called off. Somewhat reluctantly, the nation of Brynmor complied. But what is it they are hiding?



King Mattheus zi Lutetia

Age: 68

Gender: Male

Bio: King Mattheus has ruled Lutetia for 50 years, and his reign has brought about a golden age. Mattheus is a very stern and serious individual, and takes political matters personally. He was married to the late Juliet vi Dunnaly, and had two children with her, Matthew zi Lutetia and Jules vi Lutetia, both sons. Juliet grew very ill in her pregnancy, and soon after Jules was born, was diagnosed with a terminal illness. She lived for three more years with her family, dying from her disease when Matthew was nine and Jules four. The death of his wife shook Mattheus, contributing to his own decline in health, but he continued to rule, raising both of his sons in her memory.



Matthew zi Lutetia

Age: 24

Gender: Male

Bio: Matthew zi Lutetia is the crown prince of Lutetia, and older brother to Jules vi Lutetia. A pretty boy all his life, Matthew is something of a ladykiller and a womanizer, though he has never been serious in his romantic pursuits. Despite his carefree and flirtatious attitude, Matthew is very skilled in politics, though he excels more in domestic affairs rather than foreign relations. A smooth talker, he prefers get out of fights through negotiation, but because of ignorance, sometimes ends up causing problems with foreigners. It is because of this that his father decided that Jules, the younger and more diligent child, should wed the princess of Brynmor, while he focuses on tutoring his more troublesome son and successor. However, despite his flaws, Matthew shows great promise as a king, so long as he can get his act together.



Jules vi Lutetia

Age: 19

Gender: Male

Bio: Jules is the youngest son of Mattheus zi Lutetia, and also Matthew's younger brother. A quiet, studious, responsible young man, he enjoys learning about the world, hence why his task is to carry out foreign relations between Lutetia and her neighbors. Though previously overlooked, he made his debut in the political world by successfully negotiating a peace treaty between Lutetia and Circassia, leading to ann unexpected boost in his popularity at home and abroad. Because of his work, he spent most of his time abroad since he was fourteen, giving him a better understanding of the world. However, he is unexpectedly shy around women, no doubt caused by his brother's sleeping tendencies, which have bothered him since a young age. To his dismay, his latest mission is to marry the older princess of Brynmor, a woman renowned for her extravagant beauty. Exceedingly nervous, he was brought home immediately to greet his fiancé, whose face he has never seen.
Okay, I'll get a starting post up around tonight, I promise!
Jesus kitten, this is my thread, I tell the jokes! Shoo!

Sorry about that folks. Here's one, why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken! Ah, don't you love them old classics?
THAT is great! I'm wicked sorry this took me so long, it's been a busy week with lawsuits and suicide attempts and everything is just crazy. But life is slowing down now, so if you are still in, we can finally take off!
Awesome, Kitten, old buddy old pal! I'll be happy to rp with you!

And thanks for the kitten joke. Okay folks, what's a four letter word that ends with U, N, T? Aunt!
Yike, I have been gone for a while.

@El_Tigre Sure, neither of those have been taken and while I am more used to writing MxF, I could do FxF too.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner. And most likely charges of reckless endangerment and manslaughter.
So, yesterday, at the supermarket, I saw this cute couple dressed up in matching clothes. Oddly enough, they resembled a barcode. So I went up and asked them, "Are you two an item?"
Okay, so, my image for my main character has decided to stop working… At all. So, I am just gonna say fuck it and post a description.

Name: Urara
Age: 19 rainy seasons.
Gender: Male
Species: Eiasian.
Alliance: Eiasians.
Appearance: Like most of his people, he is lean and wiry, with four protrusions, on the side of his head. His cheek horns are very small, like a child's, and part of his right upper horn is broken, a scar from his childhood. His skin is pitch black, save for his white face and a triangular splotch on his chest. Short, grey hair is braided on one side and decorated with beads and feathers. His face is unpainted save for two black lines traveling down from his eyes, and a downwards pointing mark on his forehead. He is small and slight for his age and for his species, stands a few inches shorter than the average adult human male.
History: Urara's birth parents are unknown, he was the sole survivor of a village destroyed by an Unspeakable one. Scouts found the crying baby, almost crushed to death under a woman's corpse, one who might have been his mother. He grew up raised collectively by the tribe, but because of his lack of true parental figures, did not learn how to hunt or build until long after the other children his age. Without any property and with very little social standing, he remains unwed and without war trophies, and is something of an outcast among the tribe. Survival is a daily struggle, as he lives far from the village center and has to hunt for himself, now that he has come of age.
Personality: Urara is intelligent, clever, and resourceful, partly the reason he has survived for so long. He prefers to talk and negotiate in order to stay out of trouble, as he is an incompetent fighter and inexperienced in war. He dreams of one day getting the highest social standing of his people and becoming the next chief.
It does, doesn't it?! Okay, so, I'm gonna get a CS for a couple guys up tomorrow, it's way late here, and I will also fix those Stomper pics. I'm pretty sure it was my damn computer resisting it's instructions and trying to start a robot rebellion again.
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