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6 yrs ago
Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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6 yrs ago
idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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7 yrs ago
I'm back.
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Bitch, I'm the best.

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Money money money. Enjoy it.
All these people with unique weapons. Decided to give Mary a unique weapon as well. x3
Neither of the S-class Mages of Fairy Tail wear shoes. Conspiracy confirmed. Illuminati.
Derp. I get it now.
Who hadn't posted yet?
The green-haired woman seemed sad momentarily as Alicia lectured her about the job reward. It was true that they were generally supposed to bring back some money in order to help finance the guild. But Mary perked up when Alicia acknowledged the value of the seed she obtained. "I understand," Mary stated, bowing her head politely toward Alicia. "To make up for this, I will give double the tax on my next job." Like that, the smile returned to her face and Mary was back to being cheerful. Before she could go and bother other people about her recently acquired plant, she heard a scream coming from the other side of the hall. One of the girls that Vero was flirting with seemed to not appreciate it. Upon closer inspection, Mary figured out that it was actually Vy that induced the episode of terror, not the ladies' man. This dictated her target.

As Mary began to walk over to that table, to see the commotion for herself, she heard talk about a 'Yukiko'. Determining this was the little girl she didn't recognize, Mary turned around to find the master and Alicia looking up. Following suit, Mary saw the flying girl. Not that flight was particularly amazing in a world of magic, it was the words that the master spoke that caught Mary's attention. "Natural wings..." Mary muttered, before grinning. This girl was certainly an interesting addition to Fairy Tail. With that mystery solved, Mary turned back to see that Vy had taken off from the table and crashed into Ben. Considering it was accidental, Mary started to approach the two to make sure they didn't get a concussion or anything of the sort.

She arrived just in time to overhear the last part of their conversation. "What is the master hiding?" she spoke once she was next to the two, announcing her presence. Standing next to them, Mary found that she was slightly shorter than the both. But that may also be contributed to her lack of footwear. "Making accusations like that is rude, and conspiring them with only one person is extra rude. Almost like gossip." She put her hands on her hips and looked into Ben's eyes, then shifted her gaze to Vy's. The fierce expression lasted only a few seconds, before she smiled again. "So what are you two doing, exactly?"
Theme songs are often overlooked but are incredibly important... to me, at any rate.
The man wrapped in green vines was thrown on the ground rather casually. Not like he would feel the impact, considering he was entirely unconscious. And the small fall would be the least of his worries once he wakes up. After all, he was now captured. Sitting on the edge of a giant floating leaf, her feet just barely above the ground, Mary flashed the villagers in front of her a smile and pushed some of her green hair out of her face. "There you go, sir," she told the elderly gentleman that stood closest to the captured criminal. The small crowd seemed impressed with the speed she tracked down and captured the thief, considering she only arrived in the town an hour ago. The elderly man coughed once and looked back up at the Fairy Tail wizard riding a leaf.

"You did us a great service, Mary," the man said, before reaching his right hand in his pocket. Her eyes immediately lit up and she leaned forward. "Now it is time for your reward." In a moment of suspense and anticipation, the old man rifled through the pocket for a moment. But once he found what he was searching for, he removed his hand from his pocket and held out his hand. Immediately, Mary brought both her hands forward under his fist. Once he opened his hand, a single, tiny seed fell into her hands. "Are you sure this is the only reward you want? The man stole hundreds of thousands of Jewel worth of our property. It feels unfair to give you a single seed in return."

The green-haired woman shook her head as she brought her hands up to her face to inspect the seed. "Worry not, sir. I have been looking for this species for a very long time. As soon as I saw the request, I knew this was a local plant and that I could finally get my hands on it. Now I can add another gem to my garden," she explained, sounding quite joyous of her success. The townsfolk simply shrugged. They were grateful for her expedient assistance, but couldn't quite wrap their heads around her priorities. With tender care, Mary picked her purse up from the floating leaf and placed the seed in it. With that, she looked back up at the man and smiled. "I hope you all have a good day."

The young woman scooted back on the leaf to sit cross-legged. As the townsfolk waved goodbye, the floating leaf shot forward. Though it wasn't amazingly fast, it was vastly quicker than a carriage ride. Mary's hair fluttered in the wind as her magical leaf set course for Magnolia. The entire ride took only an hour, and Mary clutched her purse the entire way. Now, in the later morning, the S-Rank mage glided down from the hills above Magnolia on a course directly for the Fairy Tail guild hall. The giant leaf parked itself behind the guild hall, in the midst of a lush and exotic garden filled with many vibrant colors and aromas. As Mary hopped off her ride, the giant leaf began to break down and scatter into many smaller leaves that were dragged away by the light breeze.

"I finally have you," she whispered to the seed as she withdrew it from her purse. After walking to a specific location in her garden, where space was clearly reserved for another plant, she kneeled down. Taking a trowel that was already prepared nearby, she made a small hole and placed the seed inside. After covering it up with the displaced dirt, she reached for a tin watering can and gave the newly planted seed some nutrition. With that done, Mary let out a sigh of relief and stood up. "There." After placing the gardening tools back where they belonged, the shoeless woman entered the guild hall from the back door.

Already it was energetic and full of life. Just how Mary liked it. Slinging her red purse over her shoulder, she entered the main hall and took in a deep breath. She could smell alcohol and sweat, but more importantly she could smell the oak that the hall was composed of. The smell of home. She gracefully walked to the bar just as Chloe appeared a few stools away. Her subterranean entrance displaced a young girl that Mary had never seen before, and the display made her chuckle. But her attention went back to Alicia behind the counter. "Hi, Miss Alicia," Mary greeted with a polite smile. "The mission I grabbed early this morning has been completed. Just letting you know. I also accepted an alternate reward that wasn't on the flyer. I finally can add a Great Vine Dancer to my garden."
I'd like to make a little application myself. :D

Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred. Maddox dropped down from the pull-up bar he positioned towards the top of his bedroom doorway. With that last exercise, he was done with his morning warm-up. Aside from the morning jog, that is. But like always, he was going to get that one in on his way to the guild hall. The red-haired mage grabbed his signature coat and headed for the front door. The sun was already out, but he enjoyed his sleep anyways. He went to bed early the night before just to get that extra rest rather than sleeping in today. Once at the street, Maddox let out an exasperated sigh. I smoke and I jog. Almost redundant, he thought to himself with a chuckle before adjusting his coat and beginning his brisk run.

To make it worth the effort, he ran around the outskirts of Magnolia in the direction that would take the most distance to reach the guild hall. Simply jogging straight toward it wouldn't do anything for him, so this way was the best in order to compromise effort with time. Once Maddox reached Phoenix Wing, he stopped at the front doors and let out another sigh. At least I'm alive. With that, he chuckled and swung the doors open. Inside he could already see several people. Somewhat surprising to him, considering it was still early. Perhaps they were eager for today's mission? Or since he only really knew Sasha and Angelo, perhaps this was their normal hour to start their days? Regardless, Maddox let the front doors close behind him as he walked over to the table that Sasha, Damien, and James sat around.

"Everyone here seems ready so far," Maddox noted aloud as he stood by the table, not quite sitting down yet. He only took a seat after adjusting his fur coat. "We probably won't get started for another few hours though." He contemplated withdrawing a cigarette, but fought the drive. It was too early for him to start smoking, as addicting as it is. "I slept good last night though. How 'bout you guys?"
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