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6 yrs ago
Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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6 yrs ago
idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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7 yrs ago
I'm back.
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Bitch, I'm the best.

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I believe us folk ready to go to Blue Pegasus are waiting on Draexzhan.
Oshibana Town

"I don't understand what you're so mad about," the black-haired teen grumbled, rubbing the back of his head with one hand and averting his gaze from the middle-aged, bearded man in front of him. "I'm not mad! I'm furious!" the man responded with a gruff voice, stomping his foot for emphasis. "When we asked for Fairy Tail wizards, we didn't expect you two harbingers to show up! Look what you did!" The older man pointed to the left.

Caleb's gaze followed his hand and he turned his head to look at the destroyed building. It appeared to have been a shop of some kind, but now a massive boulder was occupying more space than the shop itself. And, of course, his twin sister Caitlyn was sitting patiently on top of the boulder. "I see your point, but look at what I also did," Caleb retorted with a grin, kicking a seemingly unresponsive man that was already sprawled at his feet. Upon being lightly kicked, he let out a groan of pain. "Knocked him out and caught him, I did. The store was just... uh... what's the word that Alicia uses..." At this point, the fuming man exploded again. "You did more damage than everything that thief stole!"

Caleb looked up to Caitlyn on the rock, who was clearly smiling like she was enjoying herself. Upon making eye contact, she merely shrugged. With a sigh, Caleb looked back at the man. "Sorry the building got crushed. But we did the job we came to do. It's not like you would send a request to Fairy Tail without knowing there would be a risk of something like this happening," Caleb apologized, mostly. He crossed his arms and turned around, which in turn caused Caitlyn to jump down from the boulder and land next to him. "Where do you delinquents think you're going? You need to get this rock off my shop!" The twins stopped and looked at each other, both sporting a grin.

With no warning, the two of them sprung into action. Caleb jumped toward the rock while Caitlyn jumped into the air. A large rock formed around Caleb's fist as he brought it forward into the rock, causing large cracks to appear across the surface. As soon as he finished his attack he jumped out of the way, allowing his sister a clear shot at the weakened boulder. Caitlyn brought her hands together in a clap, sending a swirling blast of air into the boulder. This did the trick and the once-massive stone shattered into many tiny pieces. As the bits of stone sprayed across the block, getting even more attention from passerby than the whole scene already had, what remained of the shop after being crushed by the boulder was now also blown to bits. It was simply a pile of rubble now.

As Caitlyn landed on the ground next to her brother, the shopkeep simply looked at his former shop with a stunned expression. "There, we got rid of the rock," Caleb said, complimented by his sister giving the man a thumbs-up. There was a moment of awkward silence before the rage visibly began to return to the man before them. He began to let out a shout of primal rage, before pointing at the twins. "You brats will pay for this!" he shouted. Caleb made a simple wave of his hand, almost like he was dismissing that idea entirely. "Whatever. We're going to go get our reward from the mayor now." As Caitlyn began to wave goodbye to the man, the twins turned around to see the mayor had actually left the town hall and came to the commotion.
Train Ride ; Between Oshibana and Magnolia

"Can't believe they wouldn't pay us," Caleb grumbled, sitting across from Caitlyn in their booth. He had his arms crossed in a comically irritated manner, but Caitlyn was more focused on looking out the window. She raised her left hand and held the palm up, giving a light sweeping motion out with it before placing it on her lap again. "Yeah, I guess it wasn't really a surprise but still. We should've gotten something from it. The guy punched me in the face. I deserve some kind of compensation for my pain and suffering." Now Caitlyn's gaze went to her brother, an irritated and sarcastic glare in her eyes. After staring him down for a moment, she let out a sigh and shook her head. "Whatever. Jokes on them. The mission reward won't cover those repairs anyways. Let's just not tell Alicia or Pollux about this. And definitely not Mary. So don't say a word about it." As Caleb began snickering at his own joke, Caitlyn's left leg shot out, connecting directly into his left shin. Her brother let out a grunt of pain, and grabbed the afflicted area. "C'mon, that was funny."
I feel like having another character. Then I thought to myself: why have another character when I can have a dynamic duo? Then I high-fived myself, bought myself a drink, and toasted my brilliance.

Introducing: Fairy Tail's Destructive Duo

And then you decided to take the Haven one instead. x3
"I can hear you two perfectly..." Mary grumbled, clearly directed toward Zy and Vero's conversation. While she considered herself a smart woman, she never could quite figure out why men were so strange sometimes. The green-haired mage let out a sigh and put her hand to her temple. "And realistically I can do it all by myself," she continued muttering. Before any more complaints could escape her, Zy approached in a panic asking about his appearance. "Uh..." was all Mary let out, clearly confused by his sudden change of persona. Upon hearing Victoria's voice over the din of the Guild she realized exactly what his problem was.

Even knowing what he was talking about, Mary didn't exactly feel like answering his questions. They were plain awkward, even with justification. Instead, she simply sighed and shook her head. "You're on your own buddy," she said jokingly, pushing him back slightly to ensure he was at least arm's reach away from her. Before much else happened, Victoria approached their group and immediately gave Mary a hug, which Mary returned all the same. "I wouldn't exactly call them dashing..." Mary responded first, giving Vero and Zy a quick and suspicious glance before returning her attention to Victoria. "But I've been doing perfectly fine. Alicia is a bit mad at me because I have been collecting more plants than money lately, but we're about to go on a mission to fix that anyways. You must've been busy though, what with the King and all." Anticipating that Victoria may join the party, Mary swept her hand behind herself, making the levitating leaf even larger.
I like how Mary's actual name is Marigold yet Vero still elects to call her a different flower's name. XD
Haven't seen the last few episodes but yeah I watch it. Only anime I'm watching right now, really. Otherwise I'm only following manga or watching old shows for lulz.
Akame ga Kill.

*smirks victoriously*
I hate the 2014 Fairy Tail. I really do. Up until 2014, the anime was amazing. Now it's just meh. But comparing it to how it used to be, "meh" is the equivalent of "terrible."
Like an early Christmas. :D
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