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    1. j8cob 13 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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6 yrs ago
idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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7 yrs ago
I'm back.
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Bio

Bitch, I'm the best.

Most Recent Posts

Well Sasha's already made the mistake of getting close to her... so perhaps Joshua would have a legitimate reason to be upset. After my next post at any rate. I'm just waiting to give you a chance to post (or Yippee to get online).
Most of the things out of her mouth will be intentional bullshit just to get Lazarus and Sasha to question themselves and their guild. I doubt it would mean much to Joshua or Amelia, but maybe it will make them reconsider their opinion of Phoenix Wing. I'd laugh if it did.
She's gonna accuse Amelia of being a dark mage >:X Geez, this could get messy rather fast
She'll accuse several people. But none of them are in the room. It'd be kinda pointless to accuse Amelia as a Dark Mage considering she ain't even got a guild mark yet. x3
Sasha got mad. lel
"My business?" the woman questioned sarcastically before chuckling. A surprisingly evil grin formed on her face. "That's right. I imagine you wouldn't know about it, or if you did it probably wouldn't matter too much. But try to think for a moment... What would a stranger showing up at a Dark Guild be intending to do?" She stood upright, looking over at Amelia. "That's right, sweetie. I've heard some rumors and even seen for myself. Perhaps Phoenix Wing itself isn't a Dark Guild..." Now her eyes shifted towards the adults. "But what else would you call a guild that has Dark Mages in it's midst?" She paused a moment to let that sink in before approaching one of the tables that wasn't destroyed and sitting in an adjacent chair. "I came here looking for such villains. I'm going to guess you all didn't know about this beforehand... and I thought guilds were supposed to be a place of friendship and all that crap." She lifted one of her hands up toward her neck, un-buttoning her purple cloak and hanging it across the back of the chair. Her rather revealing attire was now exposed. "You're probably going to give me the whole 'you must be mistaken because blah blah blah' but you probably don't have any evidence more concrete than what I've seen with my own eyes." Her expression was dead serious now as she looked over at the group. "So you see... I'm here to kill a few Dark Mages you've been harboring." Her eyes widened suddenly as if she had an epiphany. "Wait a minute..." She narrowed her eyes as she thought. "Maybe... you guys didn't even know about that? Ah, yes. It's possible you didn't even know about your Dark Mages. I'd believe that seeing how stupid and..." She glared specifically at Lazarus now. "Trusting... you are. If that's the case I can probably tell you the traitors among you. But only if you ask nicely."
... Really? It was that bad? What even happened to him?
Maddox
Maddox, still on his hands, backflipped away from Grane right after kicking him in the face. Who was that? he thought, looking up in the general direction the arrows came from. Was that Sasha? No way. Regardless, this is going to become more difficult... Sure enough, his prediction was right as Grane shouted in a rage and blue fire began expanding from him, encompassing the cavern floor around him and expanding out in all directions. "Shit." He jumped backwards, narrowly avoiding a plume of flame, before backflipping a second time. As he was spinning through the air away from the fire chasing him, he held his hand out in Grane's direction. Or rather, just above him. A solid red wall of energy appeared several meters above him, parallel to the ground. Maddox made one last jump away from the fire, which would be his last anyways as he had fast approached the cavern wall, before vanishing mid-leap. He appeared above Grane, upside-down and just underneath the Divine Shield he created. He planted his feet firmly against the small wall of light, his feet notably glowing again though not blindingly so. As well, his right hand was glowing. "Sorry but the reason I had us change venue..." Maddox spoke, pushing off the red wall with astonishing speed. He came down towards Grane, slamming his arm forward in an attempt to hit the man in his face. "Was to protect my guildmates."
Beatrix
The young woman first looked confused, then a smirk formed on her face. "You think I was the one to trash this place?" she said, pointing at herself. A laugh escaped her as her hand retreated back under her cloak. "Please. If it was me, this whole place would be torn down. Besides, not like it's that impressive anyways." The lie came off her lips flawlessly. She took a look around, before settling her eyes on Lazarus again. "You lie." The grin on her face was gone now, being replaced by an irritated scowl. "It is only you four. I want to see the entire guild, now tell me where everyone is. Or when they'll get back. Or really, if you want, you can try to... bring me down but you'd only be entering a world of pain. Wouldn't take much effort to really wreck this building. Make it look like the trash that occupies it." Her eyes looked over at the girl sitting at the bar. She examined the girl for a moment before chuckling and facing the adults again. "Oh, my apologies. Where are my manners?" She put her hand over her chest and gave a polite bow. "I never introduced myself. You can call me Ma'am, Miss, or My Lady. Any of those works." She stood upright again, a devilish grin on her face. "I just want to see what this... Phoenix Wing guild is like. Not shaping up to be much so far, in all honesty. That's why I want to see who your strongest is."
Nah, I'm getting a post up right now. Just doing it a bit slowly because distractions.
Nah, he only showed up at the end of the chapter. Before that it was just shots of Lucy minus clothes. When he showed up, literally every non-living thing around him started melting. Including everyone's clothes (but his or Happy's).
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