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  • Old Guild Username: j8cob
  • Joined: 13 yrs ago
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    1. j8cob 13 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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6 yrs ago
idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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7 yrs ago
I'm back.
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Bio

Bitch, I'm the best.

Most Recent Posts

Y u be sayin' Cheese Puffs?
Considering the magnitude of fighting going on under the building Mayt is in, and considering the fact the building itself is notably damaged, AND considering the fact that the building isn't even on solid foundations and instead kinda hangs over an aquifer... Mayt might be getting his own ass up soon. x3
I can't nap. My body will not allow that. Sleeping at night is already a difficult thing. Takes me about four hours to fall asleep from when I go to bed. Don't matter how tired I am before that. Insomnia is super fun. Not really.
She knows that there is a Wes Gusto that is wanted and has followed stories on Wes being in Phoenix Wing. She doesn't know about any second Wes or even know that the Wes she is referring to has been gone for months. She only followed a paper trail.
Beatrix placed her hands on her hips and watched unflinchingly as first Sasha and then Joshua approached. She didn't even move as he appeared before her with a sword at her neck. She looked straight into his eyes and smirked. Casually and slowly she raised her left hand and wiped her finger across her neck where the sword broke skin, wiping the blood on it. She examined the blood on her finger before licking it off and grinning at Joshua. "If I had ten Jewel for every time somebody told me that, I would be rich." Her entire body rotated like a high-speed drill, bouncing Joshua's blade away from her and possibly making him lose his balance. After a split-second of that she stopped and let out a punch towards his chest. Or rather, a shove. In her hand was a piece of paper she forced onto him, granted with enough force to possibly knock him entirely over. "As much as I would love to break you, doing so would make it harder to get to my targets. Now tell me... eh, I don't recognize you. But whatever..." "Tell me if you recognize that person." The paper she pushed onto his chest was an old and partially crumpled wanted poster missing its two top corners. It was a teenager with blue hair and a straight face, but notably the name at the bottom read Wes Gusto. "And then tell me again how I'm a liar. Of course..." She reached into her shorts' pockets and withdrew two more pieces of paper. "I have more where that came from." She took a step back now, a victorious grin on her face.
Hail Palpatine!
She ain't there to make friends. She literally said she was there to kill people. I'd be surprised if she didn't piss anyone off.
I think a battle royale resulting in destroying the Hall would be the exact opposite of intended results for starting a battle royale. x3
The tan woman first seemed casual and uncaring of the approaching Sasha, clearly not believing that the other woman would do anything to her. She was visibly surprised when she was almost shoved out of her seat. The surprise wore off quickly, however, and she stood up. "Allow me to introduce myself," she muttered, reaching out and grabbing Sasha by the throat. With seemingly no effort, she lifted the ice mage off the ground, with only that one hand. "My name is Beatrix. You can deny what I say all you want but I'm speaking the truth. Today is your lucky day... Sasha Shin. You aren't on my list." After suffocating her for a moment, Beatrix casually tossed Sasha across the room toward Lazarus, presuming he would catch her. "You want proof, don't you? But even then you may try to deny me... Of course I don't know why I'm wasting my time talking to you underlings when I should be talking to your master... oh wait, you won't tell me where he is!"
She did a brief check on some names in the guild. She'll name three and she'll be quite convincing...
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