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6 yrs ago
Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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6 yrs ago
idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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7 yrs ago
I'm back.
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Bitch, I'm the best.

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Edo-Karn is surprisingly perceptive.
He'd probably use the car. But it wouldn't make him any faster. It'd make him a lot slower. It'd just be more comfortable.
No faster way to travel than by hanging around Maddox.
Maddox
I see, Maddox thought to himself, still watching Damien and Grane fight. It seems that Jamie has good taste. When their two powerful attacks collided and caused the cavern to shake, Maddox held onto the building tighter. Damien is quite strong. The hanging building began to shake and fall, prompting Maddox to teleport away for his own safety. When he reappeared on the ground he saw that Grane was defeated and Damien was helping him up. Wasting no time, the red-haired mage dashed towards them and placed one hand each on their shoulders. "Time to go," he warned them before teleporting out of the cavern with them in tow. The trio re-appeared aboveground, outside the Library nearby Penny. As soon as they arrived, Maddox let them go and took a step back. "Not bad, Damien," he commended, giving the knight a thumbs up. His eyes then glanced to Penny. He knew that she was going to be furious at Grane. His expression toward her was almost pleading, letting her know that she shouldn't attack Grane as he was already beaten.
Beatrix and Edo-Maddox
The tan woman stopped when Mayat got in her way, first giving the woman a deadly glare but eventually resigning it to be the right choice. Despite her rage, she understood there was a serious gap between her and the Maddox before her. "You know you are going to stop me?" Edo-Maddox questioned Jamie, raising an eyebrow. The first change of expression he has made. "Interesting..." He took a glance towards the other people standing around before uncrossing his arms. "I said before I didn't plan on coming here. I suppose I'll be leaving now." Edo-Maddox turned away and began walking back towards his Legion. As Beatrix, Joshua, and Mayat were directly in his path, he continued walking in a straight line with the expectation they would step out of his way. Though, considering his stature, they wouldn't really be able to force him to move regardless. As he passed Beatrix he didn't even spare her a glance. It wasn't until he had just passed her that she decided to strike. With astonishing speed, Beatrix whipped around and delivered a roundhouse kick to the back of his head. Like her last attack, however, Edo-Maddox avoided it with ease. He wasn't even looking and ducked underneath. Before she could even recover from her own attack, his left hand shot out and struck her at the base of her neck. In that same motion he grabbed her by the back of her collar. It was a good thing too as she slumped over unconscious after he dealt the seemingly light blow. "As expected," Edo-Maddox commented, lifting up the knocked out woman slightly so she wouldn't fall down. He glanced over his shoulder at the others, giving them a serious glare. "Our Earthland friends don't seem to know much about our world, Jamie," he spoke, before turning away. "You should probably educate them." Rather than drop Beatrix, Maddox swung his arm and tossed her unconscious body toward his Legion. She landed perfectly on the center of its back. "I'll be taking this one. I know somebody who will want to meet her." Without waiting for anyone to stop him, he too jumped onto his Legion. "Remember where Phoenix Wing stands in this world. If you do well, it will maintain its position. Hya!" The gigantic Legion let out a roar before taking off with a powerful wingbeat. Now in the air, Edo-Maddox crossed his arms again though he continued watching Phoenix Wing until it was no longer in sight.
Oh, there's a clear notifications button. That will make things nicer.
This bell thingy is going to make me upset one day. XD
Beatrix and Edo-Maddox
The red-haired man let his boot off Beatrix's neck and took a few steps toward Edo-Jamie. As soon as she was free, Beatrix began coughing and wheezing, trying to regain her breath. Edo-Maddox glanced over his shoulder at Joshua, his expression having not changed once since he arrived. "Defeated, you say?" he questioned Joshua. "You're like her." Now he faced Edo-Jamie, crossing his arms over his chest. "I wasn't planning on coming here, but I was in the neighborhood and felt something was amiss." He nodded his head toward Joshua and Beatrix behind him. "Those people are from Earthland, Jamie." Edo-Maddox looked over at Edo-Karn, giving him the same unsettling glare as everyone else, before facing Jamie again. "Why do I have a feeling that you already knew that? We aren't keeping secrets from each other are we? Or do you actually have nothing to do with this?" Edo-Maddox looked around at the guild hall. "Phoenix Wing is my favorite guild all across Edolas, you know. I like what you people do for every community you set foot in. It would be a shame if my favorite guild started betraying my trust." At this point, Beatrix rolled herself over onto her hands and knees, spitting out some blood. Without even sparing a glance to Joshua, she shoved him away from her and stood back up. "Hey!" she shouted over at Edo-Maddox, who didn't even turn to face her. "I'm not through killing you!" "Your friend there says you are defeated. I think you are through." With that distraction out of the way, Edo-Maddox faced Jamie again. "So what's the story? I think I already know, but I want to hear it anyways." Beatrix began to fume. Yet something kept her from attempting to fight him again. Now that she thought about it, this was the Edolas version of Maddox. With that in mind, she could start spotting the differences between the one she knew and this one. Regardless of them being two different people, she still hated him. She glanced at Joshua, as if she was seeing if he would attempt to stop her, before she began to march over toward Edo-Maddox with her fists clenched.
Also, I like how Jayce called Karn a kid when Karn is only three years younger xD
I do this to people in real life.
SURPRISE
Beatrix
She was impressed at how fast Joshua could move. Not many people were able to dodge her attacks, even without her magic. Her lips curled in a snarl as she hounded her target. Rather than a single powerful blow, Beatrix began a high-speed barrage of punches. Her arms were a blur as she attempted to pummel Joshua. He dared to put his hands on her and dared to mock her. For this he must pay. "You're gonna be seeing in two different ways when I'm through with you!"
Edo-Maddox
A loud Legion's roar echoed over the Phoenix Wing guild hall. From over the trees swooped down the large beast, kicking up a powerful gust as it set down. Beatrix was mostly focused on Joshua but she spared a glance over her shoulder to see who just arrived. From atop the menacing looking creature, the infamous leader of the Edolas White Hydra jumped down. Her eyes locked with the Maddox that just arrived and she ceased her assault on Joshua. If her fury hadn't been enough before, Beatrix grew visibly more angry. "You!" she shouted before charging toward Edo-Maddox in a blur of motion. The well-built man raised an eyebrow as she drew near, watching unflinchingly as she leapt at him with a powerful kick. He remained motionless, standing firm as her boot nearly struck his face. Only at the last second did he rotate out of the way, letting her attack fly past. Before she could find herself behind Edo-Maddox, an elbow came down with incredible force, striking Beatrix in the solar plexus. She let out a painful hacking sound as her body rocketed toward the ground with a powerful boom. She began to bring her arms across her midsection, having difficulty breathing, before a black boot planted itself on her throat and kept her pinned down. "Now, this is a surprise," Edo-Maddox spoke rather calmly, glancing over at Joshua and then at the guild hall. Beatrix tried to remove his foot but found he wouldn't budge. Calmly and carefully, Edo-Maddox removed the long and thin box from his back and pressed the end of it against her midsection. As soon as it made contact, Beatrix let out a pained gasp and began writhing in pain. Odds are if she could breathe she would've screamed. After a second or two of contact he removed the box from her and strapped it on his back again. "Now I understand what is going on here," Edo-Maddox noted. His red eyes looked over to Joshua now. "Is your master home?"
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