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6 yrs ago
Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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6 yrs ago
idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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7 yrs ago
I'm back.
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Bitch, I'm the best.

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Piper Hatfield - Ms. One Shot
Lover's telepathy, sure, Piper thought to herself, rolling her eyes as the group was teleported to Clover town. Though her vision was a bit blurry due to the proximity, she quickly realized that she had the wrong gun to handle the demonic hounds. "Requip!" she shouted, a magic circle appearing over each hand. The sniper rifle vanished in a flash of light and a new weapon appeared in her hands. One of the hounds was now dangerously close, already lunging at her with its jaws wide open. "Armor Piercing!" A green magic circle appeared at the muzzle of the gun, pointed directly at the incoming beast. The very second the magic circle disappeared a volley of green magical bullets sprayed forth from the weapon, tearing the demon beast that was immediately in front of Piper into bloody shreds. Without letting off the trigger, Piper began rotating her aim to give the other demon beasts their fair share of the devastation. In just a few seconds the last of the demon beasts in the area were defeated. "These things are ass-ugly," Piper commented, giving one of the corpses a light kick. She looked over to the others, making sure they were okay. Aiden seemed to have been bit once, but Nigel saved him. Of course. "I can feel them too," Piper informed Nigel. "I'm getting to a good distance and killing the sons of bitches myself. You can just distract them a bit for me and I'll make the killshots." Piper took off at a run, notably faster than her earlier adventure. Only she wasn't running toward either the demons. In fact she seemed to be running away.
Hana Oshiro - The Last Samurai
The pink-haired woman in her pajamas seemed confused by Matisuki. Whether it was his appearance or what he said, one could not tell simply by looking. "I need... to leave?" she repeated, pushing some more debris out of her way. Where was once the wall and door leading into the hotel room was only rubble, so there was no point in brushing it all aside. Hana carefully stepped onto the pile and walked out into the sunlight. From her new vantage point she could see the damage done to Cedar Town. Her expression notably changed, appearing to have a slight anger upon it. "This..." Her eyes shifted, spotting and identifying Gwen and Oram before finding the Etherious demon that was attacking Matisuki. "Is unacceptable." Hana watched Gwen start an offensive on Avar, calling out for everyone to attack it. Granted the Ice Mage probably didn't know Hana was there yet, but she still did a service. "My laziness... became the cause of pain and suffering," Hana noted to herself. She held her left hand out, a pink magic circle appearing and spawning an ornate white, sheathed katana. "I must right this wrong." Her right hand reached across and latched firmly on the katana's hilt. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath. "Senbonzakura..."
Matisuki is all "I'm sorry for waking you, miss." The fucking town is being destroyed and an Etherious demon is after his ass. His chivalry level is off the charts. XD
People can be posting, I just assume everyone is a bit busy.
All these people going to school and I skip half my classes. lel
Piper Hatfield - Ms. One Shot
As Piper continued across Crocus, she heard Nigel's voice in her head. His nanomachine technology was really useful sometimes. It was probably useful all the time, but it largely depended on her mood whether she found it useful or not. "Yeah, I got everyone I could find," she communicated back. "We should be good to go." After another moment of running, Piper found herself back at the guild hall. Turned out Aiden actually did break the front doors so she didn't have to slow down until she was already inside. "Alright," she let out between breaths. "I'm back and ready to go." To further demonstrate this, she held out her left hand. A white magic circle appeared, from which a sniper rifle appeared. Taking it in both hands, Piper put on her less-than-intimidating war face. "We can't hold back against these demons," she stated, removing her right hand from her rifle and using it to lift her glasses from her eyes and place them on top of her head. Despite the weapon had no scope, she could use it with incredible efficiency when going without her glasses. "Let's fuck them up."
Hana Oshiro - The Last Samurai
The building Matisuki was smashed into was a hotel, mostly abandoned by now given the situation Cedar Town was in. There was still a single occupant inside this building, however, and the resulting destruction from Matisuki's body sent rubble crashing down on her room. While wooden beams and shattered floors now covered the bed in a thick blanket of debris, the woman underneath finally began to stir. "I'm awake... I'm awake..." she muttered from underneath the pile casually. With a half-assed shove, most of the debris was pushed off the bed. Where a normal human would've been crushed underneath the weight, the pink-haired woman that now sat up in her bed seemed entirely unscathed. "What's going on?" Hana said slowly, only now realizing the building she was in was partially destroyed. With a slow and casual pace, the young woman got out of the bed and slid her feet into some dirtied pink bunny slippers. She herself was wearing pink and white striped pajamas and her long hair was already a mess. "Oh my..."
At that moment, Aiden burst through the front doors, holding Oriel in his arms, “Oh, wait a minute. Aiden just broke the front door. Seems like it won’t be just the two of us on this one” he told Piper telepathically and with that, turned to Aiden.
It took me a bit, but I found some appreciation for the humor in this.
The reason is: he's lame. trololol The obvious remedy for him not using it is using it tho. j/s
I want what you two are smoking.
I've decided. If Gwen gets blown back, then I'll have Hana come in and assist. If she doesn't then there is no need to introduce The Last Samurai just yet.
Pfft. No. I wanna see her 1v1. I just also like antagonizing people. You should probably ignore me when it comes to commenting on fights. x3
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