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6 yrs ago
Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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6 yrs ago
idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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7 yrs ago
I'm back.
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Bitch, I'm the best.

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Ajax Thera - Council Member


His yellow eyes watched Aiden and Oriel rush ahead towards the train. Though the age gap between Ajax and the two Vypers, he was still confused by their excitement and energy. As the councilman approached, the conductor leaned out of the front engine and waved. "Ajax-dono," he greeted. "So these two seem lively enough. Don't let them trash my train." The large man nodded in confirmation before also stepping into the train.

He took a seat separate from Aiden and Oriel. The two wasted no time in making themselves at home. "You two aren't allowed to know the location just yet in case you jump ship," Ajax began to explain. "As you now work for the Council, the punishment for desertion is life in prison or death. Keeping the information from you temporarily makes it easier for me." Though his words were somewhat ominous, his expression remained in the same, emotionless state.

"While we're here, I may as well get to know you two better." Right after he finished speaking, the train began rolling. Unlike the above-ground trains, however, this one began picking up speed rather quickly. In fact it was going very fast, possibly knocking Oriel and Aiden off balance if they didn't brace for the sudden change. The council member crossed his arms over his chest and sweat appeared on his brow. "... I hate trains so much," he muttered before opening his eyes and looking back at the two. "I know you are a Dragon Slayer, but I don't know your partner at all."

Piper Hatfield - Ms. One Shot


The bespectacled sniper was halfway through another bottle of beer when the distraught man rushed through the guild doors and announced the dire situation of Augustine town. Piper quickly finished her drink and jogged over. "Demons again?" she mentioned aloud, bringing her hand up to her chin in contemplation. "Could it be the same ones that ran away the other day?" A look of determination formed on her face and she smashed her fist against her other palm.

"I'm going too. I have a bone to pick with those demons. Nobody runs away from me!" With that declaration made, the somewhat tipsy woman lifted her glasses from her eyes and rested them on her head. With her other hand a magic circle formed and a sniper rifle appeared. After catching it and brandishing it with both hands, a sneer formed on her face. "Let's kill those bastards and make them pay for the damage they've done."

Hana Oshiro - The Last Samurai


The pink-haired woman seemed pleased that Niti appreciated her joke. She was blissfully unaware of how terrible it was. She didn't even bat an eye when Sage walked away from the group, assuming he had to use the restroom. After putting her hands together on her lap, Hana began speaking. "Actually, most of the S-class mages of Crocus are out of town right now," she said first. "They are all having a fun little vacation, I think. Some kind of camp. I think it's nice they can get together like that."

"But we're going to Crocus to supplement the capital." The smile on her face began to fade as she began talking seriously. "Several days ago there were demon attacks and the person in charge seemed to be baiting Vyper Bolt and Harpy's Wing. The two guilds aren't at full strength and might not be able to fend another one, so Master Lyon is having us assist in protecting the capitol." With that explanation out of the way, she let out a sigh. "We have to protect the people from Demon's Maw. They're a nasty bunch. I remember them, and if they're actually making a return we will certainly be needed to help Vyper Bolt and Harpy's Wing."
Edit: Also, I'm surprised she didn't say anything about him touching her boob.


A sane person recognizes there were more important things to bring up. x3

@Zarkun we can start now, yeah. I'm not doing anything. But I think a better platform for collaborating would be TitanPad.
The best way to arrive to the party is fashionably late.
<Snipped quote by YipeeXD>

The first hit was necessary, to get the point across. Everything after that might run smoother if @j8cob and I do a PM fight and then post the collab.


This is actually a good idea. Besides, I didn't mind the auto-hit. There was greater significance in letting it hit than forcing a dodge.
Edo-Maddox


Viper held his ground as Edo-Damien rushed forward. He noticed the blue glow on his fist and assumed it was some form of magic. "Magic won't save you," Edo-Maddox noted calmly, holding the cobra-head staff in front of himself. But as Edo-Damien began his strike, Edo-Maddox finally realized it wasn't magic. The attack wasn't being absorbed by the Staff of the Ancients. It was too late to dodge and he was sent flying.

Though he picked himself up quickly, rather unscathed, he was forced to dodge again by another strange attack from Edo-Damien. The sword slash only went through an afterimage as Edo-Maddox skidded to a halt several meters away. Though his expression never changed, there was something different about his body language. He was more tense. He was taking Edo-Damien seriously. After hearing the explanation for this rise in power, Edo-Maddox stood up straight.

"I had a dream once, several years ago," he began. "I dreamt that I would find a man cloaked in blue that could challenge me. The thought excited me. It has been far too long since I've faced a real opponent. Even in the past, against you and your comrade, I didn't have to hardly try. But I can see now..." He dropped into a combat stance now, keeping his eyes on Edo-Damien. "That there is someone in this world worthy of fighting me."

He dropped his staff, letting it clatter to the floor. It would be useless against Edo-Damien. "I haven't felt this since I was a child. The feeling of uncertainty. The feeling where my victory isn't guaranteed. A prospect of failure... I'm not sure if I like it or not." His eyes seemed to grow darker and an invisible aura of killing intent began to radiate from him. "Even with your... Chi... I am still the most powerful being in Edolas. Now is my chance to prove it."

The red-haired villain dashed forward, leaving afterimages of himself from his speed. Though he appeared in front of Edo-Damien, the attack actually came from his left side as the Edo-Maddox before him was another afterimage. A devastating kick was released towards the man's helmet, but it was an angled blow. To knock the helmet off his head and expose a weak point for later targeting.

Edo-Beatrix


The tan woman shook when the electricity discharged. Her senses suddenly came back to her and she opened her eyes, making a pained gasp of air. What? She looked up to Mayt, confused on several levels. Before she could speak she began violently coughing, spraying more blood onto the ground. After the coughing fit was over she wiped her mouth and looked back up to him. "How did you...? Why did you save me?" she asked, her voice notably calmer and less wild than before. "I tried killing you."

Meanwhile, over at the other group, the silent twin was surprised to see Edo-Karn not only survive the barrage of knives but return fire with a strange weapon. The lanky man was agile enough to dodge the red blast, but he was now concerned. Edo-Karn kept protecting the others from the assassin's attacks and was still capable of fighting back. And now that Edo-Angelica was captured, they could focus their attention on him. The twin glared at the group before dropping another smoke bomb, this time at his own feet. He needed to move to a new position.

Beatrix


After Edo-Maddox took off, Earthland's Beatrix took a look around. While her hands were in chains behind her back and she was surrounded by assassin guards, she still began contemplating her chance at escape. She looked over to the nearest guard, standing to her right. "Palsy question," she began, catching his attention as well as that of several others nearby. "How tough are you guys?" Her question was met with silence, before a chorus of laughter.

"Are you thinking about trying to escape?" the man let out between laughs. "You don't stand a chance. Your hands are bound and you can't use your magic. And we already know who you are. You're just like our own Beatrix, so your style is likely similar. You don't know a thing about any of us." While everyone was laughing, Beatrix smirked to herself. Fools. They don't know my style. Perhaps this world's Beatrix is fist dominant, but I only need my legs. Now I just have to bide my time.
I like how Mayt was all "I could give her CPR... but nah." x3
The vagueness is too real. I'm just gonna go to bed. x3 Night all.
Edo-Beatrix done got killed. Earthland Beatrix is being held captive just outside the city. Though she probably won't be for long.
If someone knew how to resuscitate someone. Get her heart started back up and get her lungs breathing and she'd live, barely. And Caits, I thought you literally had chemicals in your head like you took new pills or something. x3
Ajax Thera - Council Member
The big man said nothing as Oriel and then Aiden expressed their interest, and confidence, in the upcoming training. The two grabbed the tickets and rushed ahead, leaving Ajax in the dust. He let out a sigh. "I think they misunderstood me..." After shaking his head he turned to follow them to the train station. Once he caught up to the two, he tapped them each once on the shoulder. "You might want to conserve your energy," he explained, walking into the station. "The training begins the moment we get off the train." Rather than walking towards the main platform for the trains, Ajax walked over to the ticket booth. The man behind it smiled and was about to give a standard greeting before Ajax held up a hand and stopped him. He pulled out a card from his pocket and held it up to the man. The ticket master appeared confused for a second before nodding and pointing towards a door that said "authorized personnel only." The council member motioned for the two to follow him. After nonchalantly opening the door and walking inside, there was a staircase going down. Once the door closed behind Aiden and Oriel, Ajax spoke up again. "The Council has a network of underground train tracks across Fiore," he began to explain as they descended. "For fast and safe travel for the members. As well, it will serve to keep you two from knowing where we are heading. In case you dissent." At the bottom of the spiral staircase was a small, unimpressive platform with a small train (only having two cars) already waiting. "We will be in the first car."
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