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6 yrs ago
Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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6 yrs ago
idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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7 yrs ago
I'm back.
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Bitch, I'm the best.

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Tsukiko Umene, Honeybadger


Tsukiko didn't have to wait around as the only adult present for long, as soon Team Ayame arrived. The Hokage's Assistant was someone that Tsukiko had found she could get along with. The woman was smart, respectful, and skilled. Maybe not as skilled as Tsukiko, as far as she was concerned, but Ayame more than made up for it with her intelligence. So when she asked for a favor of writing some reports on the chuunin, Tsukiko didn't feel any reason to deny her. "Sure thing," Tsukiko agreed, twirling the scroll in her hand several times. "The mission went off without a hitch. The kids were obnoxious, but I'll save my bitching for the reports."

After their formalities and greetings were given, one of the kids from Team Hideyoshi finally explained what happened with their mission and their team leader's absence. Wordy little shit. He's already boring me to death, Tsukiko thought, eventually losing focus on Saburo's words and completely tuning him out. Once all this is over I'm going to have to take another shower. Do I need to go to the market? I'm pretty sure I have some pork in the freezer. Unless any of those neighborhood brats broke into my house and stole my food again. Maybe I should stop at the market just to be safe... Her inner monologue was finally snapped out when Yamato spoke up. Her earlier irritation with him made the sound of his voice enough to bring her back to the real world.

Tsukiko gave him a quick glare, for no other reason than to confirm he was actually standing next to her, before redirecting her attention to Ayame and taking a less hostile expression. "Megumi? That airhead is probably forcing her team to smell the flowers or something," Tsukiko began to theorize. "Don't know what would be holding up Fujitora though. Maybe he stopped to get high or something..." Sure enough, as they were talking about it, Megumi and her team arrived by air. "Well there's one."

By now the kids had mostly started fooling around. Tsukiko couldn't care less about what they were doing. If they were reading, eating, fighting, making out, she didn't care in the least. The chuunin weren't necessary from this point onward, as far as Tsukiko knew. Their condition was irrelevant to her. But Megumi began to do her weird thing again, and that irritated Tsukiko slightly. She didn't stop the younger woman, but was clearly bothered by Megumi's carefree nature at this moment. But it didn't last long, as Team Fujitora arrived. And Fujitora himself arrived with distinction, being he almost landed on Megumi.






Shin Maru, Topaz


Immediate medical attention from Paneru probably saved Shin's life, but he wouldn't acknowledge the severity of his injuries. He never would. Where normal men would faint or submit to the constant pain, Shin persevered with the straightest face he could make. His effort to maintaining an image of full health took most of his energy. He didn't show any emotion as he watched Jaakuna's fight, which went about as bad as his own fight did, only because he was worried if he lost focus he would succumb to his injuries. Instead he sat oddly stoic, watching the fight without a word. He was glad Jaakuna survived, but he was given a beating.

It was clear that neither Shin nor Jaakuna could possibly go on. Thankfully Fujitora was in good condition and was able to finish the mission. Were we really needed? The jounin commander probably could've done this entire thing himself, judging by looks, Shin wondered, keeping his question to himself rather than directly asking the man. The team began to leave, notably with less enthusiasm than when they arrived. It was at the exit that Fujitora gave them a choice. To go to the hospital or continue with him. Hospital sounds oddly nice right now, but...

"I'm good to keep going, sir," Shin finally spoke, wincing in pain slightly but attempting to mask it with a grin. He was able to stand on his own, after all. Surely he could keep going. "Hospitals are for the sick and dying. I'm neither." With his resolve established, Shin looked to his teammates and gave them a thumbs up too. For appearances, Shin did seem surprisingly well for how devastated his body had been. But it took all his energy not to simply lay down and succumb to the pain. As they traveled to the meeting point, Shin was notably slower than his usual self. He did the best he could to keep up, but with the pain he was in along with his overall exhaustion he simply couldn't match his prime self.

Once Team Fujitora arrived at the bridge, Shin took a moment to catch his breath behind Fujitora. It was only after the jounin commander made a joke about a hole did Shin look up. That's not funny, Shin thought, still keeping a straight face. That's not funny at all. That hurt like hell. Still does. With a grunt of effort he stood upright to his full height, taking a moment to look around and see who had "made it." He didn't expect anyone to die or anything, but this was supposed to be a large meetup from all the teams. It became obvious that Team Fujitora had the hardest time, judging by the relative lack of injuries across the others.

Then Shin began identifying the girls that were present. Sentou was here, which was always nice. Shin wasn't too familiar with Rin, and she was too young and flat to evoke any real reaction out of him. But then he saw that Tsukiko Umene was talking with Ayame Choko. Suddenly the pain in his chest had elevated and a goofy grin came over his face. "Tsukiko-sama!" he called out, rushing forward with his arms outstretched to give her a hug. "It's been so lo-"

The older woman turned around and, without skipping a beat, brought her left boot across and into Shin's face, interrupting him mid-glomp and sending him onto his back several meters away. "Don't fucking touch me," she said simply, before bringing her attention back to the adults. Shin remained on the ground, unmoving. The pain he felt before had returned, along with the new pain on his face. "As expected..."
I started with sub. I like both, really.
A precog. That would be a fun fight.
Who's Grant? I think I missed that sheet.
Yeah, I got that fixed now.


Tsukiko Umene, Honeybadger


Tsukiko hadn't paid too much mind to what the chuunin were doing, so she was surprised when Yamato, of all people, tossed her a flask of water. She didn't detect it immediately, only turning her head in time to see it land in the sand next to her. Is he being legitimate or is he looking down on me? Tsukiko wondered, glaring at Yamato as she picked it up. Uppity little shit. Practically telling me he wants to fight. She gave him no response after his words, instead devoting her effort to opening the flask and taking a big swig out of it.

Once she drank about half the flask she simply splashed the remaining water on her face, taking advantage of the desert wind to cool off to some degree. He better not have given away all his water. If he passes out I'm not carrying him. Without warning she tossed the empty flask back to Yamato, giving him the same courtesy of aiming somewhat to the side so it wouldn't hit him if he didn't catch it. Tsukiko wanted to loot as much as she could, but the kids decided to get in on it. She could appreciate that they would place practicality over morality, but in this situation it meant that she got less goodies for it. Bittersweet, one could say. She barely got much from them, it seemed that the kids were luckier with the bodies they searched, but at least she nabbed a few items of relative worth.

Then Yamato decided to not only announce he would be leaving but also leaving her a challenge. "Excuse me?" Tsukiko finally said aloud. She glared at him, clearly on the verge of anger. Is he trying to get me to race him or is he trying to get me to kick his ass? He should fucking know better. Before she could retort, Aoi walked up to the group in her typical clown fashion and said something strange. Tsukiko's glare turned to her now, looking down at the young girl. Is she serious? She stared Aoi down for a moment before letting out a sigh and shaking her head. "Whatever. Let's just get going."

Yamato had already taken off several seconds ahead of the others. A mature and level-headed jounin wouldn't mind, considering he wasn't so far ahead that it would cause a problem. But Tsukiko knew he was challenging her dominance. It was clear from the start that Yamato was testing her. He wants to believe that he is the top dog. But the mission's basically over now. I have no obligation to cater to him anymore. Rather than keep pace with Aoi and Nobunaga like the team had done on the way to the desert, Tsukiko decided she wouldn't let Yamato taste any kind of victory over her. The wild woman launched ahead of the chuunin, easily catching up to Yamato before passing him too. She didn't even acknowledge him with a glance as she sped ahead. He wanted to think he's smarter, I proved him wrong. He wants to think he's faster, I'll prove him wrong. And if he wants to think he's stronger when we get to the Bridge, then I'll prove him wrong again.

This asshole's really getting under my skin. Hardest part about today is not killing him. Once Tsukiko achieved a sufficient distance ahead of Yamato, and by extension Aoi and Nobunaga, she slowed her pace to maintain the distance. Leaving him in the dust was amusing, but she was still smarter than to abandon the team. If something were to happen while they were divided it would be Tsukiko that would get in trouble for it later. For now she simply just needed to be at the forefront. Not just so that she could detect and possibly break ambushes in place of the kids, but so she could symbolically establish her dominance by being at the front of the pack.

The troupe made their way across the desert and through the forests of the Land of Fire over the course of several hours. By the time Tsukiko arrived at Kannabi Bridge, there was only one other team there. Team Hideyoshi was lounging around, scroll in hand. But Tsukiko quickly noticed that Hideyoshi himself wasn't there. The three chuunin had the scroll but were lacking their leader? It was definitely something worth inquiring about. "Hey, what happened to Hideyoshi?" Tsukiko immediately question upon arrival, serving as an announcement of her presence. The question wasn't directed to anyone in particular, and only after asking did she start to examine who was actually present.

Tsukiko couldn't recognize one of them, the one with black hair, though he did smell familiar. She knew Takeshi, and she knew he was rightfully afraid of her. But when she finally realized that Akio was among, them she let out a sigh. "You better not have had any trouble on such an easy task," Tsukiko lectured toward the girl, skipping formalities one would expect from a relationship like theirs. "I don't want to think that the time I spent training you was a waste." Tsukiko tossed the scroll in her hand up and caught it again with the same hand, serving as a way of occupying herself with activity while she conversed.
Maddox


Team B assembled and moved to get through the entry challenge. A series of riddles would dictate which teams would make it to the actual Games. Clever. The first riddle was handled readily by Rose, confirmed by Damien. "Good job you two," Maddox complimented, moving on at a casual pace as the group advanced to the next riddle. Once they were confronted by the mysterious voice with the second riddle, Maddox chuckled to himself. "I actually know this one," he explained aloud. "The landlady for my place had told me this before. It's a key." He had always considered himself intelligent, but Maddox knew that had he not heard this riddle before he would've taken a long time to figure it out. "She explained it when she gave me the key to the house. Ha ha ha. Funny how that worked out for me."
So question, are the harpy uniforms that Nigel made morphable cuz that's what raijin's post made it sound like.


Precisely correct. They morph to fit the shape, size, and style as decided by the one wearing them.
That's a Lickitung. Not a Lickilicky.
The Games are gonna have actual games alongside fights, yeah? Not just fights?
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