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6 yrs ago
Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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6 yrs ago
idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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7 yrs ago
I'm back.
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Bio

Bitch, I'm the best.

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Yeah, I'll get a post up tonight. Been kinda busy.
I used to work in a factory and I always had the night shift. You get used to it after a while, no matter how sucky it may be.
Y'all are getting mean in here.
To be honest, the most OP Frame in my opinion would be Trinity. Definitely a worthwhile investment. You can live forever in Survival with the right set. Trinity is definitely my main, the only problem is that Trinity doesn't have any big attacks so she isn't that great for killing so much as staying alive (and keeping a whole squad alive). Mag is definitely a good one though. See a lot of them running around with Greedy Pull.
Goddamn Warframe. Saryn OP.


Tsukiko Umene, Honeybadger


When Daiki got to his feet, a smirk formed on Tsukiko's lips. Despite the obvious anger in her eyes one could tell by looking that she was going to take enjoyment out of this beatdown. Before she could advance, however, Takeshi decided to speak up again. What made him feel this was any of his business, Tsukiko couldn't possibly know. But her smirk vanished and instead she held a sneer. "My life isn't some sob story I bring up for pity," she snapped, mainly at Takeshi but it was also intended for all to hear. Then her gaze went back to Daiki. "It was a learning experience. Everything has shaped me into what I am now. It is through my hardships that I have grown to be the woman I am today."

"And the reason I deal out the pain on you kids is to toughen you up the same way." With no further words to add drama, Tsukiko shot forward. Her opponent may have been worn and notably slow to move from the injury she gave him earlier, something which she seemed to be completely ignoring now, but Tsukiko wasn't about to show him any kindness. Even though Takeshi gave him a Military Ration pill, Tsukiko was already going full force. She came at him quickly and head-on, trying to plant her foot into his solar plexus to knock the wind out of him before he could start swinging Anemone around. Whether her opening move was successful or not, Tsukiko hopped back briefly before coming forward to start punching the red-haired boy with her good arm, being sure to keep her broken arm away from her opponent. Each strike was delivered with force, to deal the maximum amount of pain. But she notably avoided lethal weak points.

Tsukiko was no longer trying to kill Daiki, but instead cause as much pain as possible.






Shin Maru, Topaz


Sentou was always a weird one, but she wasn't completely moronic. Shin paid close attention to their surroundings as Sentou updated him on what was going on. He even seemed to acknowledge the strange words she muttered once they both had earpieces. "Yeah, I got it," he spoke before making three handseals. The Jade Crystal Blades formed on both his arms, as he prepared to fight the Captain and teleporting pirate. Before he could choose which one to go after the teleporting girl had targeted him.

"Do you really think she's my girlfriend?" Shin asked before jumping backwards, away from the girl. "And I'd say I'm more of a manly type instead of a cute one." A cocky grin took hold of his face as he squared off with the teleporting pirate. With his Jade Crystal Blades he didn't have to worry about her sword, at least not too much. Her speed and surprise could always be a problem. Instead he kept moving, making sure not to let the pirate girl teleport him somewhere else. Her power would become dangerous if unimpeded.
Hanging around the guild hall would be lame right now anyways.
That's a static tumbleweed.

And that phrase itself is a pun.


Tsukiko Umene, Honeybadger


Though Daiki was able to bring up a kunai in time to block Tsukiko's first strike it didn't stop her completely, allowing her ninjato to slice through his midsection albeit not as deep as originally intended. While Daiki would've died in this scenario, for some reason he was pulled aside before Tsukiko could deal the finishing blow. In her rage she had narrowed her attention to the red-haired boy and failed to realize Takeshi had intervened until after he saved Daiki's life. In that brief moment of realization, where her rage temporarily redirected to Takeshi, she was able to regain control and calm down slightly. Slightly.

"The only half-assed excuse here is coming from you," Tsukiko began, her voice notably cooler despite the fire in her eyes. She aimed her blade at Daiki, pointing it at him ominously. "Your pride is inflated. There is nothing valuable about you. You are completely replaceable. I can strike you down and sleep comfortably tonight in my own bed, free of punishment and with a clear conscious. Your opinion of yourself distorts your opinion of the world. Newsflash! You are nothing in the grand scheme of things, Daiki. Your ego is larger than your brain. My view of the world is much more realistic..."

She sheathed the sword upon her back, but still moved closer to approach Daiki. "I was brought into this city in a cage. I fought every day to survive, to grow as a human being. I have earned where I stand by spending twenty years proving my worth to Konoha. I have seen far more of this world than any of you teenage brats, fought more battles, survived more struggles. So when one of you little shits starts thinking that the world owes you something and that you can compare yourself to me..." Tsukiko's body position changed, asserting a new fighting stance. "I get a little upset."

The red-haired teenager was already on his knees, bleeding profusely from the wound he had already received. While he had summoned his large sword, Anemone, it was clear that he wasn't in any good position to even use it. Despite his obvious signs of weakness, Tsukiko could still read his will and desire to continue. And she planned to snuff that out. Dashing forward again, Tsukiko moved inside Daiki's personal space, intentionally to use proximity to her advantage so his sword would have a hard time reaching her. Her left knee came up to greet his face, but before he would be sent backwards into the counter she rotated her lower body. This caused her knee to push Daiki in an arc, to send him onto his back on the floor instead of crashing into anything. The blow was possibly hard enough to break his nose, but Tsukiko made sure not to knock him out entirely.

Once on his back on the floor, Tsukiko put her foot on his arm wielding Anemone, to keep it pinned and useless. "The world is a cruel place," Tsukiko began, before bringing her other foot up and stomping it down on Daiki's chest quickly. "And I'm a cruel bitch." She lifted her foot that was pinning his sword-arm before bringing it down in a stomping motion as well. It seemed for a moment that she was preparing to kick him to death, but she stopped after those two attacks and took a step back from the boy. "Get up." She motioned with her good arm for him to rise. "You want to prove something? Then stand up and fight me. Prove me wrong. Prove to me that you aren't weak and pathetic. Make it clear to me that my words aren't true."

Her gaze was unforgiving and harsh, her very challenge having enough sting in it to cause a normal man to feel fear. Tsukiko briefly glanced to the other three in the room, who appeared to be preparing some kind of punishment game for Jaakuna. None of them seemed particularly prepared to intervene, at least at the moment. She looked back down to Daiki, who was still on the ground. Blood from his wound had already leaked onto the ground, giving the false appearance as if he had been there longer than he actually had. He looked defeated, but there was a fire in his eyes (aside from the red Sharingan) that suggested otherwise. "Fight me with that pride and honor you spoke of..."






Shin Maru, Topaz


Shin glared at this trapped woman. Ice is a type of crystal, I guess that's true... Shin pondered, trying to make sense of her words. She didn't seem intent on giving a straight answer, so he was either going to have to use detective skills to crack the case or somehow convince her to be honest. "I don't need to know all the properties, random pirate woman," Shin began to debate. "And what do you mean by altitude? Did you mean attitude? How will that solve-"

And that is when Shin suddenly teleported up to the pirate ship in the sky, landing on top of Sentou. "Or she actually meant altitude..." he mumbled to himself, taking his sweet time getting back up to his feet. Apparently Sentou was fighting the captain of the pirates, or rather an illusion of the captain (who also was an attractive woman). "What is up with these she-pirates today?" Still, this was an enemy. And Shin could remember well what happened the last time he let his guard down around an attractive enemy. The pain and humiliation was hard to forget. "Sentou," he began, taking up his fighting stance. "I couldn't get any good answers out of the lady before I appeared here. We should try to take this captain alive to interrogate her. Surely someone will give us what we need if we are persistent enough."
Stacy Kaiser - White Tiger


"You don't have to worry about where Sage is!" Stacy shouted, slurring her words slightly as she stumbled out of her Maker position and into a normal pose. "I'm the most powerful one here..." After regaining her balance, Stacy brought her hands together in the Maker Pose. "Ice Make: Raging Sea!" The ground on the arena underneath her feet began to freeze over, rapidly expanding to eventually cover the entire arena floor. After the smooth ice took hold of the arena it began to ripple, using the slippery and smooth surface to make the motion even more difficult to overpower. Nigel and Samir were going to have a hard time balancing on the slippery and constantly shifting ice, while Stacy didn't seem hardly bothered in the least.

"And Bullwhip!" Bringing her right hand back, a long whip of ice was formed in her hand. More than long enough to reach Nigel and Samir, though length didn't matter too much as Stacy could alter that if she needed. The drunk, pale woman began a series of rapid motions, cracking the whip back and forth to punish her opponents. Wherever the whip was damaged it would be repaired shortly after, meaning she could keep assaulting them with relative impunity. The chain attached to her other arm, leading into her own shadow beneath her, would notably start getting frost for Sage on the other end. The air around the arena was slowly decreasing as well, not only from the sheer quantity of ice but the magical pressure that Stacy was releasing. "Feel the sting!" she shouted drunkenly, before laughing maniacally at her onslaught. While each strike of the whip wouldn't be particularly damaging itself, the sheer speed of the attacks combined with a minor frostbite effect would make successive strikes add up.

Ajax Thera - Hellmouth


Watching the fight from above, Ajax paid close attention to each and every movement of the fighters. While he was in the announcers' box, he was never a talkative man. The sportscasting was being done by the others, Ajax was putting more effort into spectating. He didn't plan on talking unless a question was specifically directed to him by the other commentators. Already he was interested in the fight. He knew Stacy Kaiser fairly well and understood her power, but even still he seemed surprised. In the time since he last saw her she already seemed stronger, thought still nowhere near his own level. Her tenacity is impressive, as is her magical power, he thought. But it is probably not enough for these opponents. She is used to being one of the most powerful members of the Magic Council, but the world of Guild Mages is much larger and has many more powerful mages. She has been a big fish, but now she's in a bigger pond...

Hana Oshiro - The Last Samurai


The de-facto team leader of Lamia Scale's participating members was actively cheering Sage and Stacy on. "Make us proud!" Hana was never one to put higher thought into anything, so her efforts were dedicated to cheering as loud as she could for Lamia Scale. "You can win this!" However, when Stacy froze the arena floor and the air around the arena began to grow colder, Hana began to grow uncomfortable. Her clothes were fairly thin, dressed for warm weather. To help retain her warmth, Hana wrapped her arms tightly around her own chest. This comical inconvenience did little to curb her enthusiasm for the fight. "Go Stacy! Go Sage!"

Piper Hatfield - Ms. One Shot


Being moved to the reserves team to be replaced by Nigel was a downer for Piper, originally. But as she watched from the Harpy's Wing balcony, the bespectacled sniper felt somewhat relieved. I wouldn't be able to fight like that, being forced to stay near a teammate, she pondered. As well, these guys are strong. The magical pressure coming from those four is impressive. If I was in there instead of Nigel, we'd probably lose rather quickly. He's much stronger than me, so he is better suited for this. Pure power versus pure power, I would never stand a chance with the monsters in the GMG this year...
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