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6 yrs ago
Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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6 yrs ago
idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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7 yrs ago
I'm back.
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Bitch, I'm the best.

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Due to a personal crisis I will be out of town and unable to post for another week or so. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Due to a personal crisis I will be unable to post longer than expected. I expect to be back in a week or so.
Due to a personal crisis I will be absent longer than expected. I will be unable to post for another week or so while it is being settled.
I was going to post but I've run out of time to do that tonight. But I'll be able to post on Sunday, so expect one from me then. Until then I'll be out of town on some family matters. Sorry about the delay.


Tsukiko Umene, Honeybadger




"Fuck off! Unless you idiots are here to carry me like a princess from one of those stupid fairy tales then I don't need you babying me." The four agents around her remained stoic and composed but weren't quite sure what to do with Tsukiko. On one hand they were ordered to escort her to the Hokage's Office, which she was walking to on her own anyways, but on the other she was belligerent and almost completely non-compliant. If it wasn't for the fact she had already intended to go to Fujitora and Ayame it was plausible that they wouldn't be able to convince her to move. The solution they came up with was to continue following her, but at a more respectable distance where she wouldn't keep stopping every twenty paces to yell at them.

Without the 11th Corps harassing her, Tsukiko made it to Ayame's office without much delay. The woman was always inconsiderate, but she was almost always punctual. The sight was just as she expected, with Ayame sitting where Zeno once sat and Fujitora sitting across the desk from his sister. "Yeah, tell those goons to stay out of my face next time," Tsukiko greeted, walking over to the desk and standing next to the seated Fujitora. She was notably dripping wet, having taken no care to shield herself from rain during her trek across Konoha. "Almost didn't come here just to spite 'em. So what's up? Got a task for me? Or is there something more important going on?"






Shin Maru, Topaz




The young detective walked into the building, closing his umbrella once shielded from the rain. It had been a long time since he had gone to the Minamoru's headquarters. Two years in fact. Last time he was here it was different. He came in not knowing what to expect back then. But today he knew. Things had changed since then, and so had he. Shin approached the lady behind the front desk. She was clearly older than him, though not particularly old at all, and most certainly had an attractive appearance. A grin formed on Shin's face as he casually leaned on the desk. "Hey there. Come here often?" The woman seemed confused for a moment, unsure how to respond to the terrible ice-breaker and unsure if this man was really here to ask for assistance. "Nah, I'm just playing with ya. Anyways, the name's Shin Maru. I'm with the Konoha Police Department. Perchance is Mr. Minamoru in today and not have anything scheduled?"

"Uh, I'm not sure. I'd have to check. Of course I will also have to ask why you want to see him." Shin removed a small business card from his pocket, holding it out for her to see. It was Reijo's card, notably crumpled slightly on the corners. "Found this on a guy that tried to mug me on my way to my shift. He was quite the unlucky soul. Assaulting a cop, with a deadly and illegal weapon no less. But he also had this in his pocket. If I recall correctly, this looks like the cards that Reijo gives out personally. The dude I arrested had tight lips so I figured I'd pay Mr. Minamoru a visit." The woman seemed unsure still, as it almost seemed like Shin was preparing to start investigating the building for criminal activities. With what he was presenting she couldn't feel sure that there wasn't any going on, but at the same time she was loyal to the company.

"I would just make it easy and ask for the surveillance tapes but I already know from past experience that there aren't any cameras in Mr. Minamoru's office, so I wouldn't gain anything from them. But I tell ya what, I'll make it easier on you and just head up there myself. His car is parked in the garage next door so surely he's here." "Uh, sir, you can't just intrude on Mr. Minamoru. He's a very important man and-" "Relax, he's a family friend. I'm sure he'll be ecstatic to see me, until I give him the story I gave you." Shin began walking away from the front desk towards the elevator, putting his hands in his pockets and leaving the woman flustered and confused. "Oh, and are you available between the hours of seven and eight o' clock? Because I'd like to treat you to coffee for your troubles?" "Uh... no?"

Taking the rejection like a champion, Shin moseyed into the conveniently ready elevator and pressed the button. He didn't remember the exact floor number when he first entered, but he remembered there were two floors above Reijo's office. Only after the doors closed did Shin let out a sigh and the charismatic persona fade. "I just don't understand. I talk smooth and I look good. Man, I really need to step up my game..." Luckily Shin didn't have to share the elevator with anyone as nobody called it during his ascent. He strode out with confidence, walking past the secretary's desk as if it didn't exist and headed straight for Reijo's door. "Excuse me, sir, do you have an appointment?" she called to him, but the only response Shin gave was flashing his badge. Rather than barging straight through the door, Shin stopped and politely knocked exactly three times. "It's okay, miss," Shin finally began to explain. "It's just a routine check-up. Like the dentist, ya know? Nothing to get worried about. Definitely nothing to call security about."
Also: I'm gonna be out of town Friday and Saturday. Kind of a late notice, but it was also sprung on me last minute too. I can continue posting on Sunday though so no worries about getting backed up too far.
Post took a while because I had things that came up today. But hey, now it's here.

I should note, however, that I will be out of town Friday and Saturday. Hopefully that won't be a problem, but I can immediately resume posting on Sunday.
Lorelei Tosen


Today was the day Lorelei would finally face the longtime enemies of her family. The blue-haired girl, barely old enough to be considered a lady, sat down at the table next to her elder brother with a stubborn expression. She was also clearly hesitant to relinquish her sword, despite seeing both Slizard and the Aseryo Lord, Ryoichi, lay down their arms. Lorelei clutched the rapier for a moment before also setting down it down on the table for all to see. At least House Aseryo would see that even the Tosen's "little girl" was armed and ready to fight, so hopefully that would instill some kind of awe in them.

However, Lorelei was quick to take offense once Ryoichi spoke of a thief breaking into the castle. "What?" she let out, the anger showing on her face with nothing holding it back. "You're just letting one of your men rob us of our valuables? My father is kind enough to invite you in and my brother honorable enough to greet you respectfully and you can't resist making us regret it?"

Gael Ingram


A loud and heavy thud interrupted the young lady, also making her yelp and jump in surprise and completely shattering her angry mood. On the table, next to her rapier, was now a massive axe. The source of the noise. Beside her was the lumbering Red Beast, placing his axe on the table in total complacence with Lord Slizard's demand. "Lady Tosen," he spoke, his voice deep but oddly gentle, "It is not befitting of you to become enraged with our guests. Give them a chance to defend themselves properly." Lorelei opened her mouth like she wanted to tell him off, but instead decided against it and crossed her arms over her chest with a huff.

"My apologies, Lord Aseryo..." With that settled, Gael took the seat next to Lorelei. He had no place to introduce himself, being he was neither royal nor noble, so he kept his mouth shut from then on out. He did, however, take a moment to look around the table and examine the retainers that Lord Aseryo had brought to the castle. Evidently there was a missing one somewhere in the castle. While Gael wanted to immediately search for the thief it wasn't his place to do that either. He was called to be present for the meeting so he would do just that. His stoic and intimidating appearance would surely be of use to Slizard, and already he felt that he had proven use by assisting in containing his younger sister.

Speaking of, Lorelei remained brooding despite her apology to Ryoichi. Her opinion hadn't changed, after all, but she knew that Gael was right about her behavior. Even Slizard, her brother, surely would talk to her after the meeting about that outburst. In reality she was incredibly anxious on the inside. Her first real political meeting. A taste of the gritty side of royalty. And all of this, too, was just a prelude to upcoming battles. The hidden excitement has her wound up, something her brother is undoubtedly aware of. While Slizard had always been calm, Lorelei has always been more emotional. This was just the first step to becoming famous, and so she wanted it to go perfectly.
I'd turn straight for Hana... Jussayin'


kek

Also Hana is a savage. Akashi is right. Most are afraid of the boisterous and obvious, but sometimes it's the quiet and simple ones that are the most powerful.
Hana Oshiro - The Last Samurai


The samurai woman gave Ira a skeptical look. "So you know, I wasn't talking about that guy," she explained, pointing her thumb back at Matt behind her. "I was talking about that guy." Keeping her hand in the same place she brought her thumb in and extended her forefinger, pointing up at the sleeping Revan in the rafters. Ira would make no mistake in recognizing the man that was prepared to kill him earlier simply because he didn't like him. "But you see, I'm different from those two. I am just as strong, but I see things differently."

"And that is why you will talk with more respect and dignity."
Her expression was serious, bringing her hand back down to put her elbow on the bar and prop her head up with her fist. "You do not carry an honorable presence. You cannot expect to be given respect when you do not give." Hana's other hand came up, reaching out and poking Ira in the forehead with her index finger gently. But she kept her finger pressed against his head. "You had asked my name before, but Revan did not answer. My name is Hana Oshiro. The Last Samurai. You speak like you aren't from Fiore. So we have something in common. But, so you know, my friends don't like your attitude. They may ask you to leave, but instead I'm asking you to change it."

Now she retracted her finger from his head, instead pointing it towards the ceiling. "Many of the wizards here have been hardened by a war several years ago. Some have been hardened from before that. The fighting instinct and warrior mentality is the reason they are alive today. Myself included." A single cherry blossom formed out of thin air on Hana's fingertip, suspending itself just above it for a moment. Then it shot upwards like a bullet, slicing clean through the roof and leaving a thin, tiny hole as the pink petal blasted into the sky. The display was clear: Hana could've killed him easily. "So... what's your story, kid? You are either quite courageous or quite arrogant, and I want to know which. If you plan on coming around here more often I will have to fix a few things about you. Oh, and one more thing..." Now Hana looked over her shoulder at Matt briefly before giving the sleeping Revan the same glare above. "You don't have to worry about anyone attacking you. If you want me to tell you about Taka... then I'm going to need to know more about you..."
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