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6 yrs ago
Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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6 yrs ago
idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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7 yrs ago
I'm back.
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Bitch, I'm the best.

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Italian families are terrible. You're banned. gg no re get memed on

Anyways, I was a bit busy yesterday but here I am now. For the sake of convenience I will make another post tonight, that way we can move things along. I know @Verdaux and @The ghost in black haven't posted yet but my post will actually make it easier for them to start. Expect this post in about four hours.
Like seastone.

Church


As usual, Sancho was quick to decide what the crew would do next. And he set his sights on the biggest Marine vessel in sight. "I like this plan," Church mumbled to himself as he followed his captain. Samehana was sent to go to their ship, their old ship now, to get their things while the two men would commandeer the galleon. Sancho knocked the Marines on the dock into the water and climbed aboard. Church looked into the water briefly as the Marines began to resurface and try to recover. He drew one of his revolvers with his left hand and pointed it down at them in the water. "If you know what's good for you, keep swimming for a few minutes," he instructed them. Since their guns didn't float they were unarmed and had no choice but to comply, nodding their heads in unison in a slight panic.

With that dealt with, Church joined Sancho on the actual ship. The blonde was quick to start checking out the ship and clear it, but there was a single Marine that was still up on the deck near the helm. As Church calmly walked up to him the Marine began to panic and aimed his rifle at the gunslinger. Rather than shooting the man, as Church still wielded one of his guns, he instead used the bottle of whiskey in his other hand to knock the muzzle of the Marine's rifle off course and hold it away from him. The hard glass of the bottle didn't break and the Marine had nowhere near enough upper-body strength to overpower Church and his bottle. "You gonna jump or am I gonna have to put a few holes in you first?" Now he aimed the revolver at the Marine, prompting the young man to surrender his rifle and then dive into the water below. With that settled it appeared that the vessel, named Blind Justice, was theirs for the taking. It'd be several minutes before any Marines would be able to regroup and even try to challenge them, which was plenty of time for them to leave port. If any decided to chase in the other ships it would be trivial to have Samehana go and sink them.

Speaking of the Fishwoman, she just now arrived with their goods. She nonchalantly left them all on the deck, not that Church could blame her considering they hadn't figured out what the ship has in stock nor where to put their stuff, but it looked unsightly on an otherwise impressive boat. "I can get used to a beauty like this," Church spoke up as he approached Samehana. "You ain't half bad looking yourself, either." With a grin he put his revolver back in its holster and opened up the bottle of whiskey. While the Fishwoman seemed to be watching the dock and had her own Observation Haki, the two of them knew that Church was far more experienced with his. He didn't feel the need to look at the dock like she did, for he could feel if anyone was going to approach. He could certainly feel the aura of someone traveling through the air on their own coat. "Think that kid is gonna bring Marines to us? He shouldn't know we are here so I don't think he's gonna try to use us as a distraction..."
@The ghost in black I can allow this, but I would have to post again first before you'd be able to post. If you want that then I can get to it for ya.
@Verdaux It's terrible. You're banned. gg no re get memed on
For the lulz, mainly.
It's terrible. You're banned. gg no re get memed on


Church


The gunslinger looked confused as Samehana jumped off the roof. Backwards. Ass first. Towards him. "What the...?" Keeping the grip on his whiskey in his right hand, Church took a step to the right and held out his left arm over where he previously stood, allowing him to perfectly catch the Fishwoman in such a way that it looked like she was casually sitting on his hand and forearm. His arm barely moved as he caught her, as ultimately she wasn't that heavy and Church was strong but if he kept his arm rigid she would've probably complained later that he bruised her or something. With a heavy sigh, Church twisted his arm and moved it back, to dump Samehana onto her feet on the ground. "Sometimes I wonder if you been hit in the head too many times," he joked, resting his arm on his guns again and turning to face Sancho. "Nice ass, though."

He couldn't resist the opportunity to say that, just to see what kind of reaction he'd get from her. Hopefully not a violent one, though Church would see it coming and dodge for sure. Despite being pretty strong himself he knew that Samehana was stronger and a directly blow from her would hurt like hell, assuming it wouldn't knock him out entirely. She had challenged him in the past to fistfights and while he could take on many opponents she was in a different league. She was too fast for him to land hits and so the fights would always turn into more of a challenge to see how long he could survive rather than seeing if he could defeat her. His advanced use of Haki meant he could survive for a long time, but with Samehana having more stamina than him it was always just a matter of time before she'd land a blow and it'd be done. He respected her for her strength and skill, though he didn't exactly respect her intelligence.

Sancho, on the other hand, was a bright kid. Strong in his own right, though Church knew he could handle the kid without using his guns if he had to. But especially he was charismatic. Evidenced by the fact he just convinced several Marines to let three suspicious people, Church being obviously armed, to go by without a bother. "The Marines back in the South Blue woulda just beat you for talking back," Church joked, still following behind Sancho alongside Samehana. At the mention of commandeering a ship, Church realized something. If they were to steal a Marine ship then they would have a much easier time at sea. Possibly they'd even find a Log Pose on-board. The ship they had been using for the past few months was small and quite pathetic. It wouldn't be strong enough to survive the trip to the Grand Line, but a Navy galleon might do the trick. "Well, now. That's a fine idea. And we get first pickin' too. Find their best ship and set sail, I assume? If there are guards we should take one or two hostage and throw the rest overboard, I'd say."
There, added the information about the Free Wind itself to the tab.

Next on my to-do list is add information about the Crucible's military. Mainly the likes of the Interceptor class, Magellan class, and their Annexation Squad soldiers.
Shit, I thought I edited that into the NPC section. Seems I goofed there too.

I'm eating dinner right now but I'll sit down and add information about the Free Wind to the NPC section of the characters tab once I'm done. Likewise, I'll PM @Verdaux about the Interceptor details once I'm done with the Free Wind details.
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