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Section #1: Jig Being Right


It has come to my attention, that I am primarily right and drunk.

Jig is completely right.


Jig is right.


[11.01.50] Gowi:

Jig is right. Feel free to send that along.


[Jig is] 100% correct.


Jig was right 8 months ago, and is still right.


I love you, Jig. It's because you're Always Right™.


Once again, Jig is absolutely right about this.


Where is Jig when I need to vent about politics?
Drunk.


The mighty Jig is of course right.


Section #2: Jig's RP's


I'm not post-dating RP's I've been in that died out of nowhere and I've basically forgotten about, so here are my present ones.

Current:

Previous:

Wolf Manor (GM)

Wink Murder (GM)

Project Rehab (Player)

The Kidnapping (Player)

Wink murder: Who Killed Mr. Jig? (GM)

Finite Incantatem (Co-GM)

New Dawn Rising (Player)

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*Jig has written 1000 words in 12 hours on 'Is Multiculturalism Bad For Women?', a Herculean feat, and so has taken five minutes to check this*

I have a post started, but I don't want to be the first to post since I Kim will be greatly distracted by books and will have to be reminded about the rest of the world by Klara.


Tbh, if she's still in the library, she'll be kicked out into the entrance hall at eight, whereas people upstairs can swan down whenever the hell they want (or not at all). Chronologically it kinda makes sense for her to go first. But, obviously, we can always time-stamp things and in fact

Can we just time-stamp posts as a general rule?


Small thing and I won't tell you off if you don't, but it does kind of help the RP flow if we don't have to worry too much about the order of posts in terms of the chronology of the RP.
IC and Character Tab updated: PM's sent.

There isn't a huge amount to do in this section, I confess, so if you want to miss this round, don't worry about it.

As (hopefully will become) usual, let me know when you're ready to move on.
Plot Details #4
Waited Upon by Waiters While Waiting


8:00PM – it’s time for the ball. Hopefully, you all look sufficiently fabulous at this point, but you can arrive in the entrance hall whenever you like, and however you like. You can go stag, some of you might team up to enter together, or you might be in a downstairs room, having lost track of the time. If you are in one of the downstairs rooms, Klara is locking them up, but she’s not stupid enough to lock you in: she’ll check, and politely get you out into the entrance hall.

The other guests are quite interested in you, but more or less leave you alone. If you pluck up the courage to initiate conversation with them, you find them far more interested in you than in talking about themselves. Even if you hold a full conversation with them, you leave it realising that you don’t know anything about them apart from maybe their name – or, if they have been talkative, they’ve totally been lying to you. This will be true later, as well. There will be plenty of chance to chat to them later, so unless your character would be super-inclined to integrate immediately, it might be worth leaving this option for now.

When the doors open, you probably instinctively follow the crowd to the ballroom, but you’re stopped by either Klara or Félix (who has now changed into a tux, so as to blend into the crowd), who hold you back subtly (use dialogue if you like – I’ll supply if you want me to). They’re not so subtle as to go completely unnoticed, but, beyond maybe stealing glances, the other guests obediently head through into the ballroom. For the sake of introducing the ballroom in my next post, you can’t see past the crowd of tuxes heading in. Why would you want to spoil the surprise?

You don’t have to post here if you don’t want to: predictably, the more interesting bits are going to take place after my next plot-progressing post: during the ball itself.

High Society and the Handyschüssel


8:00PM


When the guests of honour make their way to the entrance hall for pre-ball drinks, they find the previously empty hall now filled with people: while everybody looks basically the same to begin with, their eyes begin to adjust, and they can begin to distinguish the waiters from the new attendees by their sleeves: the waiters are jacketless, wearing white shirts under black waistcoats, while the guests are primarily wearing tuxes. Actually, the attendees are wearing primarily tuxes, aren’t they? They’re interspersed with the odd cocktail dress, but of the perhaps sixty or seventy attendees, the vast majority are male.

Whoever the houseguests were expecting, there doesn’t really seem to be any clue as to who they might be. The obvious guess would be family and friends, but, while it’s conceivable, the attendees seem to be generally solitary figures, walking in on their own or in small groups, and their interactions, in both English and German, are friendly, but formal – they don’t overwhelmingly give off the impression of familiarity in any sense of the word. While keeping more or less to themselves, they do notice the arrival of the Wolf’s houseguests with interest.

The hubbub is amplified by the hall, with a reverberation on every gentile laugh, chinked glass and even particularly loud footsteps. The Wolfs themselves do not currently appear to be present, with the exception of Klara, who, apart from a nod of acknowledgement to the houseguests, is too busy to make conversation: she is working, after all, although her modest, plum-coloured dress and beehive haircut act as an effective camouflage. With powerful, purposeful strides, she checks that the ground-floor rooms are vacant before locking them, and skims through the attendees to the service staff, offering them subtle but deft guidance.

The waiters are, as she warned, German-speaking. As the houseguests enter the fray, they are naturally greeted with silver platters of champagne flutes and fancy, delicious-looking morsels, but any interaction with their bearers is an uncertain dance of guesswork, body language and mutual prediction.

There is a certain excitement, but one that is slightly vicious, and fraught with tension, like a pinched nerve or adrenaline kick. It’s only intensified, and probably deliberately, by periodic stings of a timpani and well-timed brass section as the clock, not that there is one anywhere in sight, creeps slowly closer to the appointed hour. Behind the good manners of high society, it’s fire; it’s a bleeding knife-edge; it’s almost tribal in its intensity.

At five to the hour, the room begins to climax. Without shouting, voices raise and the pressure begins to build. Platters of champagne, now empty, are hastily refilled from the kitchen downstairs, adding a disruptive flow to the room. It’s a pressure cooker. Suddenly, just when the entrance hall is about to burst, the band kicks in. The doors open inwards toward the ballroom, pulled, presumably, by waiters on the other side, giving them the majestic sensation of moving by themselves. It can only be showtime.
Welcome to essay-time.

I'm still working on a collab with Call. Bliss and Ginger are officially done with this section, pretty sure Flavia must be: Kirah and Master, are you still wanting to do anything before plot progresses?
It wasn't at the time*. I had twenty shouting Swedes in my pub. Even if it wasn't a bit freakish, I wanted to, you know, go home.

* it remains also not the greatest thing ever even now.
So, tonight, I was working in my pub, when a huge crowd of rich, batshit insane Swedish people walk in, and about ten minutes after last orders, they started some crazy fucking tribal chant and I was actually in Woll Manor for about fifteen minutes of my life being like "I don't know how to deal with this".
Is it still on Google Docs to finish it off?
before please :)

I'm on for five hours from now in which to do it :)
N'aww. What can I say? When you're nocturnal and procrastinating, shit gets done (though it's not always the shit you need to get done). Should probably let you know that the Trophies and Shit room isn't currently available - the only available public rooms are the ones on the ground floor, bar the study.

For people who've invited you halfway across the world, they're not sharing their whole house with you. If I were suspicious, I'd think somebody was hiding something.
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