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and ur a greenbeanbutt o_o

Write about how I am so awesome and attractive that I turn lesbians straight because they want to bang me so badly. And then they proceed to do that.
And then do a part where I get stabbed in the throat because even mentioning the idea of turning lesbians straight for you is really immature, inappropriate, and not actually as funny as guys think it is.
Teach turtles to be ninjas.