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Good work employee. Here is a shotgun, you are floor manager now.
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No farting on the job. If you do that again, we'll have you clean out the spam-traps with your bare hands.
I'll sit on my hands until the Spam Industrial Revolution. Then i'll take everybody's stuff, make you all work in my spamfactory, and call it all progress.

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They're seriously the best pets I've ever had.
I was forced to play this game at an assembly in high school, but they used demons instead of Mafiosos
I can pull a mean 30 minute mile if I want to.
No it's not good enough. Pick up the pace, space-slug.