Jollan
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"let's devide by zero!"
(queue apocalypse)
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doing trade school online is like reading about a sport and expecting to be able to play it without practice.
6 yrs ago
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- Jollan 12 yrs ago
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doing trade school online is like reading about a sport and expecting to be able to play it without practice.
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7 yrs ago
Trade > bachelors
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8 yrs ago
Desire to type "git gud" intensifies...
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8 yrs ago
okay, watched the first episode of goblin slayer, not nearly as bad as what it was made out to be. Still a bit depressing but hey, saved 2 of 4 rookies, coulda been worse.
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8 yrs ago
So i figured out, as much as id love the equivalent of an anime doom guy slaying goblins, i dont like seeing the lovely anime chicas catch a case of the mutilation.
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Why hello, you little stalker. As you can see above I have recorded your visit for potential future stalking purposes. In that list you may find some other recent stalking victims. You may wonder, "Oh no! I've been caught! Whatever shall I do! What will become of me!" Well... I can assure you nothing....as in really...nothing. Except the fact that you may have wasted a precious few moments of your life with this bio. In this, I can say for every person that reads this, I have stolen that moment in your life that you could have been doing something else. Anything really.....Are you still here? Shouldn't you...I don't know, be posting in one of your RPs? I'm sure somebody is waiting for your response, it might even be me. You are procrastinating aren't you? I know I am. At the very moment I typed this I was supposed to be writing papers for class. See? Now I've been wasting time on both our accounts. Look what you made me do.
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Ok, that is enough stalking...
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There really isn't anything else here...
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I'm gonna call the police...
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(What's the number for 9-1-1?)
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downloading anything takes all day over here.
final fantasy 14 and 11 
final fantasy 14 and 11
oh, goodness no. he has his reasons for killing the guy. hes not crazy person, he just has his own agenda. I don't want to give away much though, but the T over his guild mark does have significance. I also edited another detail that I missed into the post.
??? I don't play League of Legends so I wouldn't know. I was using lol in its laughing context.
Wouldn't you like to know, lol. 
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Rites Of Passage (a High Fantasy/Forgotten Realms Adventure)
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12 yrs ago
Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Aiden was against splitting up, he believed that they should stick together and then get supplies after everything calmed down. However, before he could tell Agurios this, he was already walking off. Aiden nodded and turned around walking back up to Brisa. He watched with disgust. He noticed it a bit after Brisa. The writing above the gallows. When he pieced it all together his face flushed with anger, his right arm tightening on his crossbow. But he knew he couldn't do anything to stop whatever maddness that was apparently running rampant in this town.
When it was all over, Aiden whispered to Brisa solemly, "C'mon, we had better go find Agurios."
When it was all over, Aiden whispered to Brisa solemly, "C'mon, we had better go find Agurios."
Red hasn't bothered me at all, I like hearing the banter, haha.
The reflector mage shook his head before meeting the eyes of the young dragonslayer. "Have you ever heard of the curse of the masters? Whenever there is a force that is deemed a threat to the kingdom of Fiore, the guild masters come together to form a curse. It takes a whole day to recite, each master with his or her own part."
Ander's eyes narrowed from behind his hood as he listened to the defeated mage.
"It is then placed within an arrow and placed in the hands of the head of the Jailer guild, a large undercover policing force in Fiore. The arrow is then shot at its target, putting them into a deathlike sleep. From there, the guildmasters hold annual court meetings for eight years to decide on weather the person is guilty or innocent. If guilty, they either execute the perpetrator in their slumber, or let the curse take its final toll on its victim at the end of eight years. If innocent, they can simply do a reverse curse by repeating the actions they used to make the curse, only with different words." The mage let it sink in for a second. "Our real guild leader fell to this curse, but we wanted to find a way to break it. There is a legend of way, but it is dangerous and it can also only be done once every hundred years or so. You must gather and sacrifice four main elemental dragonslayers to obtain enough magical energy to break the curse, unfortunately, it also requires the life of whomever uses that energy to break it. Those elements are fire, water, earth, and wind. We were here to bring down you two, giving us two dragonslayers in one go."
"And I'll consider that a confession." Ander said as he came back down from his perch above. "And on behalf of the Jailers and Fiore, you are hearby sentenced to death for the crime of attempting to disrupt a master curse, war crimes against Magnolia, and attempt to use forbidden arts." Ander raised his left arm and pointed his two fingers at the man.
"B-but wait! You can't do this! YOU'RE NO LONGER-" The mage started, but it was too late. Ander motioned his arm down and from the sky above, his crystal came screaming down, spearing him and completely passing through the man, killing him instantly.
The crystal slowly came back to Ander, the blood effortlessly dripped off of it and it was as clean as if it had never touched its prey. "I don't negotiate with murderous swine." He then turned and started to walk away. at a closer look, someone could see that the black lock emblem on his left arm had an "T" shaped burn scar over it.
Ander's eyes narrowed from behind his hood as he listened to the defeated mage.
"It is then placed within an arrow and placed in the hands of the head of the Jailer guild, a large undercover policing force in Fiore. The arrow is then shot at its target, putting them into a deathlike sleep. From there, the guildmasters hold annual court meetings for eight years to decide on weather the person is guilty or innocent. If guilty, they either execute the perpetrator in their slumber, or let the curse take its final toll on its victim at the end of eight years. If innocent, they can simply do a reverse curse by repeating the actions they used to make the curse, only with different words." The mage let it sink in for a second. "Our real guild leader fell to this curse, but we wanted to find a way to break it. There is a legend of way, but it is dangerous and it can also only be done once every hundred years or so. You must gather and sacrifice four main elemental dragonslayers to obtain enough magical energy to break the curse, unfortunately, it also requires the life of whomever uses that energy to break it. Those elements are fire, water, earth, and wind. We were here to bring down you two, giving us two dragonslayers in one go."
"And I'll consider that a confession." Ander said as he came back down from his perch above. "And on behalf of the Jailers and Fiore, you are hearby sentenced to death for the crime of attempting to disrupt a master curse, war crimes against Magnolia, and attempt to use forbidden arts." Ander raised his left arm and pointed his two fingers at the man.
"B-but wait! You can't do this! YOU'RE NO LONGER-" The mage started, but it was too late. Ander motioned his arm down and from the sky above, his crystal came screaming down, spearing him and completely passing through the man, killing him instantly.
The crystal slowly came back to Ander, the blood effortlessly dripped off of it and it was as clean as if it had never touched its prey. "I don't negotiate with murderous swine." He then turned and started to walk away. at a closer look, someone could see that the black lock emblem on his left arm had an "T" shaped burn scar over it.
"Jared is here too?" Terra asked confused. 'Of course,' she thought, 'that's how we must hove gotten back here.' It was right about then that a stack of various quest were dropped off at the door, and the first mission on top of it was posted by the Jailer guild for the capture/elimination of the Greaves twins Ander and Terra. It seemed the most recent intel that the Jailer guild had didn't have Terra or Ander as Fairy Tail members yet. Terra jumped a little when she heard the stack of papers thump against the door.
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