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    1. Jollan 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

6 yrs ago
Current doing trade school online is like reading about a sport and expecting to be able to play it without practice.
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7 yrs ago
Trade > bachelors
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8 yrs ago
Desire to type "git gud" intensifies...
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8 yrs ago
okay, watched the first episode of goblin slayer, not nearly as bad as what it was made out to be. Still a bit depressing but hey, saved 2 of 4 rookies, coulda been worse.
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8 yrs ago
So i figured out, as much as id love the equivalent of an anime doom guy slaying goblins, i dont like seeing the lovely anime chicas catch a case of the mutilation.

Bio



Why hello, you little stalker. As you can see above I have recorded your visit for potential future stalking purposes. In that list you may find some other recent stalking victims. You may wonder, "Oh no! I've been caught! Whatever shall I do! What will become of me!" Well... I can assure you nothing....as in really...nothing. Except the fact that you may have wasted a precious few moments of your life with this bio. In this, I can say for every person that reads this, I have stolen that moment in your life that you could have been doing something else. Anything really.....Are you still here? Shouldn't you...I don't know, be posting in one of your RPs? I'm sure somebody is waiting for your response, it might even be me. You are procrastinating aren't you? I know I am. At the very moment I typed this I was supposed to be writing papers for class. See? Now I've been wasting time on both our accounts. Look what you made me do.

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Ok, that is enough stalking...

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There really isn't anything else here...

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I'm gonna call the police...

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(What's the number for 9-1-1?)

Most Recent Posts

"If the old Eli is dead, then I can only wonder why you have the craving to earn the respect you unknowingly had." Drake joined in walking slowly toward Eli, radiating an ungodly amount of energy that he has been collecting ever since he took off his cuff. "I've lost all respect for you, and I doubt you could ever get it back. No matter, right? Because Eli is dead, and for that, and the countless others you just endangered, you will be too." Drake dashed forward ready to confront Eli.

Ander watched from above, waiting for a moment that Eli was off guard to strike.
"Alright, just remember, if you want them to believe you, you are going to have to help them out a little. You weren't sent to just gawk at them." Jared left his workshop to go make a sandwich.
"Not a total loss so far," Ander said, his hand surrounded by a smoky green haze. "At least that snake won't be doing anything for a while."

Drake stood there looking at the dragon flying off even though it was extremely weighed down." ... I don't even know, Ciskel... You think you were weighing down Gao instead?" then the idea struck him, "You know, that may actually work."
Since Hui decided to take the incoming attacks, the transparent crystal phased through him, and his magic cut off instantly. Out of his body came a large transparent crystal with a green crystal shard in the middle of it. The large crystal returned to Ander's side as he swapped the fire shard for the new green poison shard. "Well, well. Isn't this interesting."
"Not an option," Drake immediately closed in and slammed his fist into the overgrown rooster's head, alongside a staggering amount of magic energy loss. One of the main things Drake was aiming for was to break Li's concentration on Gao.

"Crystal form: THEIF!" Ander shot his now transparent crystal at Hui from the steam shroud, aiming at his back, to extract his power and disable him.
Jared finished his coffe. He went to his communication lacrima. "Klaus, status report."
"One opening, coming up!" Drake barreled through the doorway, knocking down anyone in his path. He seemed to notice that in the spirit world, the magic energy he absorbed from the land was stronger and more plentiful than that on earth. He could feel power building in him every second.

"How about we just lose the building?"Ander said. He built up a charge of water and lightning energy and released it against the walls, blowing the building to kingdom come. He then replaced the lightning crystal with a fire one and make a steam screen for his allies to use to move behind while leaving the house.
*automated sentryhose sprays down intruding cat*
(see yall later, im going to bed, haha)
*plants catnip trap and waits with water hose*
akje said
note: if you wonder [how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop] don't. [It is] true nightmare fuel, but very fitting for the [Tootsie pop] guild.


Note: i did not edit this in any way....at all...stop doubting me.
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