Jorick

Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

I've added a link to a world map, made by Sora, in the OP. It's pretty fucking great and I've decided this layout of the world is canon, so everyone look at it and praise his artistic skills in the thread he made about it.

Spamventures episode 3: Robo Dervish and Stuff

Kaga said
It just occurred to me that I'm at a serious advantage in terms of survival. No matter what happens, I got 12 lives left! :D

You're assuming that people actually have the skills and powers of their avatar.

If that's the case, I should be able to solve the whole situation easily by convincing someone to kill Mahz and then set us free.

Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

rpg101 said You're walking a dangerous path Jorick. You have taken upon your shoulders a heavy burden, for those that embark on the journey of crafting a Spam Story are bound by blood and oath to finish it. A curse falls upon those who betray this oath, a deadly one.

But this path is not all darkness, you shall find a light along it as well. Adoration from the creatively challenged, impressed mutters from the readers, begs from the pathetics who wish to be put in,

And the bitches man. You'll get all the bitches.

I shall carry this burden or die trying. I am ready for the pain and torment it will put me through. I must inspire the challenged, entertain the people, and laugh at the pitiable fools who wish only to stand in my shadow. This is the reason I was born, and I shall see it through.

But tbh I'm just doing it for the bitches. You saw how Holmes and her cronies fucking wrecked my harem, gotta rebuild that shit.

Sherlock Holmes said
I don't trust this post...

My dear Holmes, why wouldn't you trust my post? It's not as if you would ever have any trouble defeating the intrepid Spam heroes. It will be simple and easy. Trust me.

Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

Sherlock Holmes said
Hank stands no chance. I will definitely squish him and his raggedy group of supporters with Adjudicator and I won't even break a sweat.

We shall see.

What is your theme song?

Lots of neat choices so far. rpg101's are probably the best.

For those of you who posted here because of my mention of a story in the works, the first part is up now.

Also another song that could be my theme song, because why not.

Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

Spam was always proud of its independence. Other nations were swallowed up by empires, brought under the heel of foreign rulers, but Spam remained free and happy in their freedom, until a few months ago. A military force calling itself the Peacemakers came and started enforcing their own law in Spam, claiming they were there to bring order and civility to their barbaric nation. In truth they were the forerunners to the Rolpia Empire, the grand conquerors who ruled most of the known world, and their arrival meant that the empire had finally turned its sights on Spam. It is up to the few brave and powerful Spammers left, those who have avoided death or banishment, to fight for their home and drive the Peacemakers out, but do they stand a chance against the powerful invaders? Only time will tell.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11

This is a map of the world, courtesy of Sora/Alex. Credit for all the fancy work and ~1/2 of the names go to him.

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This is a Spam story, where you guys (or at least my interpretation of you in a high fantasy world) are the characters in a story of my creation. It was inspired in large part by rpg101's Spam Sector, though I've had this idea rolling around in my head for a while. Read the stuff, comment on if if you feel like it (highlight text in the Google Document, right click, Comment), chat about it here in the thread if you want, bitch about your character or your lack of presence if you think that'll change anything (it won't), so on and so forth, and hopefully it'll be fun for everyone.

June 29th Edit: It is done. Chapter 11 is the final chapter of Resistance. Thanks for reading along, nerds.

That game of thrones moment when you go.

That's great. I'm glad I caused you some awkwardness.

What is your theme song?

It's been a while since we had one of these, maybe not since pre-Guildfall. So Spam, what is your personal theme song?

I've feel like this one has been fitting for me lately.



Also, I'll be doing a Spam fiction thing (similar to rpg101's Spam Sector, but fantasy themed) soon and I'll probably use these songs as inspiration for your character (if/when they become relevant) if I don't already have a plan for you.

Writer of the Month #3 Guidelines

We're a third of the way through the submission period and we've got zero submissions. That's normal, but I'll bump this thread anyway.

Legend of Renalta 2: Reborn

I couldn't think of anything suitably stupid to do that wasn't pure suicide, unfortunately. More pewpew with the bow was the only logical thing to do. :(

EDIT: Oh, and for Town Square with Zin, I'm gonna wait until one or two other people there make posts because without someone taking control of the situation she'll just run away from the oncoming battle and that would probably not be helpful.