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A thread in Off-Topic was Closed and Hidden ("Atheism 2.0")

I can't speak for the moderation team's reasoning, but the inability to unsubscribe from hidden threads is a known issue that currently lacks a solution. Mahz said some time a while ago that he intends to put an unsubscribe option in the subs list, but there's no telling when that might actually happen due to his decision to not push through upgrades while he's too busy to reliably get around to fixing horrible bugs and problems that might crop up with new features. You'll just have to deal with it for now, unfortunately.

Writer of the Month #3 Guidelines

Submissions close tomorrow night, and we still only have one entry in.

Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

Chapter 5 is up. This episode is brought to you by horrible, painful, and pitiful deaths, the proud sponsors of Resistance.

As of late

Is this like the thing Holmishire is doing where you draw your imagining of what a fictionalized version of the person would look like, or something else? Because if it's that, okay, cool. If not, I'd probably wanna request art of something in Resistance, though I've got no idea what specific thing I would pick.

Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

That's awesome, Sole.

I want to do a Spore Playthrough/ spam play

Honestly, the less actual interaction and decision making you try to get from people, the smoother it'll run. Trying to get input from Spam every few minutes of play is just a bad idea.

Knowing Spore, I would suggest you just set up a few questions for people to answer to decide how you play the game. Ask what route they want you to take in each stage, the peaceful/middle/hostile thing for each one, and let that be it. Then once they've decided they want you to be a murder machine forever (knowing Spam, it's very very likely), you can play through and name each new species (probably best to only do the ones that have major changes) after a person in Spam. Once you hit the civilization stage you can also name buildings and vehicles after people.

So basically after the initial setup, you can just do an after action report style thing. No need for people to be actively involved, and you can do whatever you think will be amusing for the creature creation and naming and things. I would highly recommend making a big floppy dick creature and naming it the Smiral, for starters, although you'd have to censor the images of the creature to not get in trouble with the mods.

My Pms... :(

Jster said
It's not fair when I care more about your story than my own.

My Pms... :(

Jster said
You watch it or you're next!

I will give your character in my story the pussiest death ever, don't fucking test me.

My Pms... :(

Jster said
Thats it. You're out of my shitty fan fic.

OH DAMN, SHIT'S GETTING REAL

Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

I've always pronounced it as jay-ster. No idea if that's correct, but fuck it, that's how I roll.