Jorick

Fashionably late bandwagon thread, ask me shit.

Larfleeze said
We can have an open marriage, we can make this work!

We can't though. If I'm attached to any one person in particular it ruins my whole setup. Gotta keep everyone on equal footing so they all think they have a chance, else the system falls apart.

idlehands said
How do you feel about the success of your spamfic story as the first finished Spam project and it's over all appeal to those that read it?

I feel fucking great about it. I thought it was just gonna be a silly little nonsense thing that I got tired of after a few chapters, but people getting super hyped about it made me also get hyped to keep writing it, so it was a nice big feedback loop of excitement that fueled it to completion. I didn't expect to have the majority of Spam folks along for the ride either, since most spamfics in the past have had an apparent readership (just those who post in the thread) of less than 10 people.

I'm really happy with how it all turned out.

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
What are your true feelings for Sophi?

She's awesome. We've got a lot in common, from random life experiences and preferences to general personality stuff. At this point I figure that if we actually lived anywhere near each other we'd probably end up as BFFs. As it stands she's just a cool person I enjoy talking to whenever she happens to show up on Skype.

Also, since I'm pretty sure you were trying to get at romantic type feelings, nah. The most I could ever see happening between us is like short dating before realizing that shit won't work out because similar and clashing personalities do not make for a happy couple.

Fashionably late bandwagon thread, ask me shit.

The Nexerus said
Where do you see Petyr at the end of the series?

Dead after having a lot of success and thinking he's set for life, then getting his plans ruined by something he didn't account for (like dragons maybe).

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Lady Squee said
Is Littlefinger your favorite GoT character or do you just feel like you can associate with him?

He's in my top 5 favorites, but not my #1 favorite. My list of favorite GoT characters is mainly derived from the books rather than the show, and in order it's Tyrion, Arya, Jaime, Littlefinger, Hound.

While I do feel like I can associate with him somewhat, the reason I picked him as an avatar thing was twofold. First, when I decided to run with a GoT set I was going to use Tyrion (who I identify with quite a bit more than Littlefinger) but someone else in Spam had a Tyrion set already. Second, I had a trend of using villains and bad guys from shows and movies as my set, like the Master from Doctor Who and the Governor from Walking Dead and Bill the Butcher from Gangs of New York, and Littlefinger fit in with that crowd pretty well. Then everyone kept mentioning how the set went really well with my snarky posts, so I've kept it because I agree and finding a new set would take effort.

Sherlock Holmes said
Oh. I see.Can I be second best?

Sure. But the gap between first and second is miles apart, just so we're clear.

Larfleeze said
Will you marry me, you shameless slut?

Nope. I can't be tied down, gotta get out there and slut it up, y'know?

Fashionably late bandwagon thread, ask me shit.

Sherlock Holmes said
Why should I ask you anything?

Because I'm the best and you want to know things about me, obviously.

Wayne said
Are you my father?

Absolutely not, and thank fuck for that.

Fashionably late bandwagon thread, ask me shit.

I had no internet for a day so I couldn't hop on the bandwagon when it started. Come ask me things.

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Sherlock Holmes said
Yeah, no.

No shh those were separate responses.

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idlehands said
You would.

Sherlock Holmes said
Hush, you.

I'm trying to foster healthy growth in the Spam community by encouraging new members to become better parts of it. You should be praising me for my efforts.

Halo said
*squints*

I'm being absolutely serious. You guys overreacted like goofballs and missed the sarcasm that was pretty obvious to me.

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Wait, what? Was I the only one who was able to tell he was just messing around with that post rather than actually wanting to be disliked?

You people are fucking goofy.

idlehands said
I think it's pretty obvious no one is enjoying your posts right now.

I am. Deal with it.

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Awson said
Good choice, Jorick.

I have no idea what you were referring to with this, but alright.

By the way, I hiked to your house and put that map in your chest outside that had 4 other maps in it.

Neal

BrobyDDark said
The hider code is ridiculous.And what is your problem with people posting this stuff here, exactly?

No real problem with the 4chan thing Larfleeze posted other than that it's a stupid tired joke.

This though? Pretty sure it violates site rules about no offensive slurs. Applies to more than just racial stuff, y'know.