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8 yrs ago
Current Fuckin' American stereotypes, fuck yeah, motherfucker. youtu.be/M_tMD5bTbLM
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8 yrs ago
@Garland- Oh, you know it, darling~ ♥
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8 yrs ago
Hideyoshi is best waifu. myanimelist.cdn-dena.com/im… Hideyoshi isn't male or female. Hideyoshi is a gender in itself.
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8 yrs ago
I freely admit to having shit taste, but it could be worse. I could unironically think SAO is a good series.
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8 yrs ago
Starting to think I shoulda just stayed home and binged Madoka.
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Talk about so much win! The Grimm Dragon and Griffons were an excellent addition. Although I now have a headcanon about Ironwood...
"Nothing good," Mason said simply. He heard sirens in the distance, accompanied by the occasional gunshot. "Christ..." The young man checked his cell and dialed 110. He only got a recording explaining a high call volume.
"I'm goin', I'm goin'," Drake sighed in exasperation. He started for his class, but paused briefly. "Oh, when you get home from college, I'd like a sandwich. Cheese, ham, and crunchy peanut butter, with the crusts cut off." Before Annie could attack him he entered the class he was supposed to be in.
"O-Okay," said Drake. He hustled away in shock. He knew that girl. Father had hired her as the new maid! He'd heard she was working to pay for school, but to be at the same college as him?!

More than that, he remembered what a few friends had said over the college's social network site uBook. The person who had been elected president had been dubbed the "Demon Queen", and was said to patrol the hallways before class started. But all of a sudden, it felt funny. Drake chuckled aloud. She had gotten all of the female votes, or so someone said. But what if they found out she worked as a maid?
Drake hated mornings. And Monday mornings were always the worst. He'd been woken by the new butler his father had hired; it took some time for him to calm down after be realized the stranger wasn't going to kill him. Despite the gourmet breakfast that had been prepared, Drake hit a convenience store and gotten a bag of donuts and some coffee.

It was one week into the semester. Every day had been boring, since he always got his work done and handed in early. Computer games and comics could only hold his interest for so long before he got bored. Ah well, thought Drake. Boredom is the mark of genius. Who was the guy who said that again?

The young man's mind was snapped back to reality by an angry female voice. He leaned against the wall, took a swig of his coffee. He saw who it was and did a spit-take worthy of any film or cartoon in Hollywood.
I hope Drake's profile is up to snuff. :) I have a few things tobdo, but I will post.
Name: Hans Drake (prefers going by his surname)
Age: 20
Appearance: Drake stands at 5'8", and has broad shoulders. His complexion is pale, and never seems to burn or tan. His hair is black, and his eyes are gray. He prefers wearing dark colors, usually black and/or camouflage.
Personality: Although quite intelligent and inquisitive, Drake is initially a bit lazy, especially when it comes to school work. Despite giving off an aloof aura and distancing himself from people in public, it is an act simply because he is afraid of rejection, especially from the ladies.
Background: Hans is, to put it simply, the heir to the Wolfe Corporation, one of the largest companies in the world with their fingerprints in nearly every field imaginable, from oil, to telecommunications. His father was usually absent when he was younger, and his mother ran away with another man when he was six. So he never had a normal childhood, and didn't pick up certain social skills until much later than later (ie- he finally stopped picking his nose in the fifth grade). Now graduated from high school, he attends a prestigious university, and still lives at home leeching off of his father.
Alright. I'll get a profile up soon. :)
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