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3 yrs ago
Current So far my best quote on this site: RANDOM FATHER GO!
3 yrs ago
Random face in the water
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3 yrs ago
@deadwolves if I was your mom I would tell you to help me cook dinner (it's dinner time where I'm at) Since I'm not and want people to join my RP...
3 yrs ago
Me: Makes interest check Me after three seconds: Why hasn't this check generated any interest? roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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Bio

The best of my Dumb One liners:
"Is your refrigerator running?" "Yes..?" "Good, mine too, I will see you at the refrigerator race tomorrow."

Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "How do we drive this thing?"

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not like the screaming passengers in his car

An early bird my get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Evening news is when they say Good evening and explain why it isn't

You don't need a parachute to sky-dive you only need one to sky-dive twice

I'm such a good friend that if I was on a sinking ship with you with only one life jacket I would miss you, and think about you lots

People only call me ugly until they realize how much money I make... Then they call me poor and ugly.

And a romantic little poem for anyone who suffered through that:

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave

Most Recent Posts

@rocketrobie2

Sounds good, Protocerotops or Dilong?

@rocketrobie2 and @Bright_Ops if you two have any dinosaurs you want for your park just send a message, unless you want them to be public they can be private to just you company

p.s. You just gave me a great idea for next week, eating dinos will definitely be discussed.
The dawn of a new age


This first "Crisis" isn't a crisis, it's advertisement. You will have to convince me and my co-judge why you should keep dinosaurs in your park. If you succeed thousands of people are watching, karma will be boosted, and you will get rich.

"Welcome! To Jurassic News Tonight"

Shouts Jason Austin, the talk-show host of Jurassic News Tonight. His job is to make you uncomfortable, to make you crack, and to make the viewers decide never to visit your park. "Now, lets get right to the questions." He says. Austin isn't one to keep the viewers waiting.

1. "Do you believe the dinosaurs in your park have rights?"
2. "Do you believe in genetic modification for your dinosaurs?"
3. "Is your security willing to risk their lives for the tourists?"
4. "How sure are you that there won't be any viruses, or other catastrophic events coming from this?
5. "Will dinosaurs be treated kindly? Or like test rats?"
6. This question is specific to each company
@Bright_Ops : "I see that your company is about Education and Entertainment, how do these two fit together?
@rocketrobie2 : "I have been informed your old company was a failure, how sure are you this won't turn out like that?
Ooh, I think I'm a little interested
@Bright_Ops

Send your post in now for the problem, you can add your solution as well as other things about your company (training, building, escapes, exedra) after you answer the questions.
Oh no... Why?

Luckily Kael's Pepto-Bismol smell might make it better
Can I go in cabin 7?
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1i9J9H…

This spread sheet keeps a running track of equipment, genomes, and adaptations
Great, once I'm currently in the process of updating, so the game will be more simple and have more dinosaurs
Oh, and @Bright_Ops I made an admin page for you to look at your stats, now all you have to do is decide your first dinosaur.
Great to see people playing. As of 6/13/2021 I will update the game adding sanitation, more lore, food for both dinosaurs and people, Flyers ,Swimmers, Hybrids, a better dino-dictionary, and "Adaptations."
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