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So I guess I should've watched Firefly ages ago, huh?
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9 yrs ago
Bleed over my grave, and plunge in the stake. Don't give me a break, when you're on the take.
9 yrs ago
Expanding Horizons Players! Join up with The Reapers of Castletain if you're looking for a group to join!
9 yrs ago
Swearing in other languages besides the mother tongue is ceaselessly amusing.
9 yrs ago
The Second Labour awaits, and I am ready to pursue it. FEAR NOT FELLOW GUILDMEMBERS, I SHALL BRING YOU GLORY ON THAT DAY!
Bio
I like language.
Speak to me.
And I'll tell you more.
Pierdolony = Fucking
Chuj = Dick
Pizda = C*nt
Gówno = Shit
Dupa = Ass
Pieprzyć mnie = Fuck me
Skurwielu = Motherfucker
Grozny = Dangerous
Głupi = Stupid
Dobra, chodźmy. = Okay, let's go.
Dziewczęta luźno mówione = Loose-tongued whores
"Where'd you get all this?"
"Pierdolony Google Translate!"
Allows the re-ignition of a Soul Lantern at the expense of another, or alternatively, lights a path from the severed soul to their lantern, aiding them in their resurrection.
Requirements: 1 pouch / 1/2 pouch, applied to the corpse in question as well as the living sacrifice, taking 1 hour to prepare. Requires the surface area of the target corpse to be at least 20% intact.
A ritual to repair broken equipment, items, and other gear. Can also create entirely new gear, as per a schematic or blueprint. Requires "feeding" of ability magic energy to function.
Requirements: 1/2 pouch, applied to level, static surface, takes 30 minutes to prepare. Requires 4 square metres.
Area of effect raises ten-feet tall walls of blue flame in a design designated by the ritualmaster. Only effective barrier is the flames themselves, and they do not require the traditional necessities for flame, fuel, oxygen etc. Can be used underwater, in high-oxygen environments. The flames cannot start new fires, though they will burn like regular flames if they come into contact with something directly.
Requirements: 1/4 pouch, applied to any surface (must match the surface of the target area), takes 10 to 20 minutes to prepare. Requires half of a square metre.
A ritual which summons a being that reaps the target designated by the ritual. A summoning spell, woe be to those who err when attempting the cast this ritual. The smallest of mistakes can spell utter disaster.
Requirements: 1/100 to 1 pouch, applied to any surface, takes 15 minutes to prepare. Requires 1 square metre.
A ritual that employs and activates all the rest of Broggan's rituals simultaneously. Devilishly difficult to prepare, requiring days to properly organize, it is nevertheless, a potential game-changer when used properly.
Requirements: 6 pouches, applied to ritualmaster, takes at least 72 hours to prepare assuming presence of all necessary components. Requires 90% of the ritualmaster's body.
The inn was full of the usual patrons. A barwench was giving beers to them when a scream was heard. Everyone started looking around to see what happened when a robed man entered the inn with a scrowl on his face.
The beast, a thing from a world unknown to you or I, was given the name scrowl due to its uncommonly similar appearance to the native Scampering Owl of the [/i]Fotestae Uller[/i] genus. The scream came from a woman who had spotted the scrowl on this robed man first, and for good reason, as it appeared that the scrowl had bound itself to this robed man's face!
A flash of lightning followed by a boom of thunder echoed his entrance into the crowded tavern, and the tension rose as the robed man drew himself up into a proud, almost superior stance, his half-scrowl, half-human face peered from person to person, before catching the eye of the bartender who had been vigorously scrubbing bloodied battleaxes up to this point. The two locked eyes, and the scrowl-plagued man stalked up to the bar, took a fellow patron's drink, hooted softly, and then set the drink back down on the bar. In a deep, booming, squawk, he proclaimed,
"I... am SCROWL-MAN!"
*Cue Scrowlman's Theme-song*
Setting; The City of Motham, beginning in the Lie-Down Larvae Inn and Tavern
"And Odin's wisdom guide you, and though if you should falter, I will wield Thor's strength, and Loki's cunning, to try and help you, may Odin's wisdom guide us all."
Personality: Low Openness, low neuroticism, medium agreeableness, high conscientiousness, low extraversion.
Reverent, chaste, and even-tempered, Broggan is an oddity of a dwarf, however he's always liked reading books, performing rites for the gods, and preaching their wisdom to those who need it. Broggan is also not opposed to having a good time, however he strongly disapproves of letting loose, and would prefer people indulge in their vices and passions with a measure of respect for what is dignified, and civilized. He is a strong proponent of civilization, and good decent manners, and believes that because the potential to maintain civility over savagery exists in the sentient races, one of his duties is both to set an example for that very thing, as well as to engender and encourage it in others.
Backstory: Born and raised in a secluded farmer's temple, became a devout novice of the cult of the Æsir when he was still a child. Eventually became the Head Priest when his uncle died. Broggan was very aware of the beginnings of corruption when it started to seize the land, and he was not surprised when a crew of brigands burned down his chapel.
Ever since then, Broggan's been the wandering preacher. The lost soul, trying to gather other lost souls into the welcoming arms of the gods. A holy man by trade, practice, and demeanour, he has never allowed himself to sink into destitution, and has no qualms about getting dirty doing good honest hard work. Many's been the time he's weeded a garden for a copper, or cleaned the stables, or emptied chamberpots. Broggan's philosophy has taken him all the long way from his idyllic childhood into the grim present day, where the man of faith occupies himself currently as both a street-preacher and waiter at the Bloodied Wolf.
Cult of Æsir Robes
Ashwood Staff
Medallion of Odin (Enchanted; Grants the wearer additional wisdom and mental acuity.)
Ring of Bragi (Enchanted; Charms the wearer's voice to more easily persuade, diminishes in power with every additional attempt to persuade.)
Herb Pouch (Contents; Medicines and Healer's tools)
Trauma Kit (Contents: Bandages, salves, medical adhesive)
Flint & Steel
Magic:
A ritual which brings down a torrential storm which washes away all opposition, striking down resistance by mighty bolts of lightning, and deafening the screams through thunder, while winds tear at all that stands a few scant inches above the earth. Once a ritualmaster activates the storm, they too must flee or else face the wrath of the gods.
Requirements: Fulgurite Crystal, splashed with Pig Blood, taking 10 minutes to prepare. Requires incantation, as well as use of specific activation gestures that resemble a rain dance.
Allows the wielder to transport items and/or people from or to a location of their choosing. Constraints; The ritual needs to have been prepared in both places, so this spell is effectively useless without forward planning. In addition, the odd nature of the ritual means that either items or people can be transported at one time, but not both. The upper limit of this is one's clothes and limited personal effects, but it increases the danger of using the ritual. Furthermore, the magic is not instantaneous, merely much, much quicker than travelling through the physical space and time in reality, thus a cooldown period and re-working of the ritual will be necessary with each additional use.
Requirements: Pentagrams of incense must be drawn up in chalk in two separate locations, and two halves of a Raven's Fingerbone must be divided between the two sites, taking 20 minutes to 24 hours to prepare. Burning the incense activates the ritual, but requires the ritualmaster to continuously chant to keep the portal open.
Ritual restores the energies of an Ability Magic wielder, or reinforces an Enchantment, or prolongs a ritual (other than Elixirs of Vanaheim of course).
Requirements: Poppy Seeds mashed into a pomace and blended with Holy Water, applied to an Ability Magic wielder, Enchanted Object, or Ritual, takes 5 minutes to prepare. Once the mixture is applied, the ritualmaster must activate the substance by burning incense and using activation gestures, and the focal points of the influx of magical energy, be they pressure points on a Magic Wielder, binding points on a Magic Weapon, or the focal item in a Ritual, must all be coated in the substance, and invoked by the ritualmaster's gestures.
A ritual which causes a miniature earthquake in a localized area.
Requirements: Pig's Blood is splashed over Agate Crystal, and then hammered into the ground at a precise angle in time with a chant, takes 5 to 20 minutes to prepare. Once inserted into the ground, the crystal must be covered in incense, and the incense must be burned in time with the chant.
Provides illumination (always, with following options being mutually exclusive to each other), cleanses wounds, repels Draugr (undead), and can provide a weak shield (more dilution) against combative magic.
Requirements: Begin by dousing Yarrow seeds in Holy Water, then rub the seeds on the item in question, takes 2 minutes to prepare. Then a special chant and gesture is performed, and when the item is in close proximity to burning incense, the command phrase is uttered, and the item will activate and the ritual begin.
Ritual unleashes a torrent of wind that blows foes away in a specific direction.
Requirements: Soak Peridotite in Pig's Blood, dust the side from which the Winds are to blast with incense, takes 2 minutes to prepare. Burn the incense, and utter the chant.
Misc: Broggan is intended entirely as a support character, and is incapable of defending himself when casting any of the above rituals. Naturally, some of these rituals have a very offensive potential, however it should be borne in mind that each offensive ability is a ritual that requires ample time and warning to prepare, activate, and re-apply.
Broggan can Hurry his ritual prep, halving the time needed to prepare, but multiplying the chance of the ritual failing by 1.5x. If the ritual fails, the components are still consumed.
Broggan can Rush his ritual prep, quartering the time needed to prepare, but multiplying the chance of the ritual failing by 3.0x. If the ritual fail, the components are still consumed.
Broggan's pouches have room for approximately ten ritual focus components, and their accompanying catalysts.
"And Odin's wisdom guide you, and though if you should falter, I will wield Thor's strength, and Loki's cunning, to try and help you, may Odin's wisdom guide us all."
Personality: Low Openness, low neuroticism, medium agreeableness, high conscientiousness, low extraversion.
Reverent, chaste, and even-tempered, Broggan is an oddity of a dwarf, however he's always liked reading books, performing rites for the gods, and preaching their wisdom to those who need it. Broggan is also not opposed to having a good time, however he strongly disapproves of letting loose, and would prefer people indulge in their vices and passions with a measure of respect for what is dignified, and civilized. He is a strong proponent of civilization, and good decent manners, and believes that because the potential to maintain civility over savagery exists in the sentient races, one of his duties is both to set an example for that very thing, as well as to engender and encourage it in others.
Backstory: Born and raised in a secluded farmer's temple, became a devout novice of the cult of the Æsir when he was still a child. Eventually became the Head Priest when his uncle died. Broggan was very aware of the beginnings of corruption when it started to seize the land, and he was not surprised when a crew of brigands burned down his chapel.
Ever since then, Broggan's been the wandering preacher. The lost soul, trying to gather other lost souls into the welcoming arms of the gods. A holy man by trade, practice, and demeanour, he has never allowed himself to sink into destitution, and has no qualms about getting dirty doing good honest hard work. Many's been the time he's weeded a garden for a copper, or cleaned the stables, or emptied chamberpots. Broggan's philosophy has taken him all the long way from his idyllic childhood into the grim present day, where the man of faith occupies himself currently as both a street-preacher and waiter at the Bloodied Wolf.
Cult of Æsir Robes
Ashwood Staff
Medallion of Odin (Enchanted; Grants the wearer additional wisdom and mental acuity.)
Ring of Bragi (Enchanted; Charms the wearer's voice to more easily persuade, diminishes in power with every additional attempt to persuade.)
Herb Pouch (Contents; Medicines and Healer's tools)
Trauma Kit (Contents: Bandages, salves, medical adhesive)
Flint & Steel
Magic:
A ritual which brings down a torrential storm which washes away all opposition, striking down resistance by mighty bolts of lightning, and deafening the screams through thunder, while winds tear at all that stands a few scant inches above the earth. Once a ritualmaster activates the storm, they too must flee or else face the wrath of the gods.
Requirements: Fulgurite Crystal, splashed with Pig Blood, taking 10 minutes to prepare. Requires incantation, as well as use of specific activation gestures that resemble a rain dance.
Allows the wielder to transport items and/or people from or to a location of their choosing. Constraints; The ritual needs to have been prepared in both places, so this spell is effectively useless without forward planning. In addition, the odd nature of the ritual means that either items or people can be transported at one time, but not both. The upper limit of this is one's clothes and limited personal effects, but it increases the danger of using the ritual. Furthermore, the magic is not instantaneous, merely much, much quicker than travelling through the physical space and time in reality, thus a cooldown period and re-working of the ritual will be necessary with each additional use.
Requirements: Pentagrams of incense must be drawn up in chalk in two separate locations, and two halves of a Raven's Fingerbone must be divided between the two sites, taking 20 minutes to 24 hours to prepare. Burning the incense activates the ritual, but requires the ritualmaster to continuously chant to keep the portal open.
Ritual restores the energies of an Ability Magic wielder, or reinforces an Enchantment, or prolongs a ritual (other than Elixirs of Vanaheim of course).
Requirements: Poppy Seeds mashed into a pomace and blended with Holy Water, applied to an Ability Magic wielder, Enchanted Object, or Ritual, takes 5 minutes to prepare. Once the mixture is applied, the ritualmaster must activate the substance by burning incense and using activation gestures, and the focal points of the influx of magical energy, be they pressure points on a Magic Wielder, binding points on a Magic Weapon, or the focal item in a Ritual, must all be coated in the substance, and invoked by the ritualmaster's gestures.
A ritual which causes a miniature earthquake in a localized area.
Requirements: Pig's Blood is splashed over Agate Crystal, and then hammered into the ground at a precise angle in time with a chant, takes 5 to 20 minutes to prepare. Once inserted into the ground, the crystal must be covered in incense, and the incense must be burned in time with the chant.
Provides illumination (always, with following options being mutually exclusive to each other), cleanses wounds, repels Draugr (undead), and can provide a weak shield (more dilution) against combative magic.
Requirements: Begin by dousing Yarrow seeds in Holy Water, then rub the seeds on the item in question, takes 2 minutes to prepare. Then a special chant and gesture is performed, and when the item is in close proximity to burning incense, the command phrase is uttered, and the item will activate and the ritual begin.
Ritual unleashes a torrent of wind that blows foes away in a specific direction.
Requirements: Soak Peridotite in Pig's Blood, dust the side from which the Winds are to blast with incense, takes 2 minutes to prepare. Burn the incense, and utter the chant.
Misc: Broggan is intended entirely as a support character, and is incapable of defending himself when casting any of the above rituals. Naturally, some of these rituals have a very offensive potential, however it should be borne in mind that each offensive ability is a ritual that requires ample time and warning to prepare, activate, and re-apply.
Broggan can Hurry his ritual prep, halving the time needed to prepare, but multiplying the chance of the ritual failing by 1.5x. If the ritual fails, the components are still consumed.
Broggan can Rush his ritual prep, quartering the time needed to prepare, but multiplying the chance of the ritual failing by 3.0x. If the ritual fail, the components are still consumed.
Broggan's pouches have room for approximately ten ritual focus components, and their accompanying catalysts.
I like language.
Speak to me.
And I'll tell you more.
[hider=Polish Cuss and Non-Cuss Key:]
[i]Pierdolony = Fucking
Chuj = Dick
Pizda = C*nt
Gówno = Shit
Dupa = Ass
Pieprzyć mnie = Fuck me
Skurwielu = Motherfucker
Grozny = Dangerous
Głupi = Stupid
Dobra, chodźmy. = Okay, let's go.
Dziewczęta luźno mówione = Loose-tongued whores[/i]
"Where'd you get all this?"
"Pierdolony Google Translate!"
[/hider]
[hider=Azalore RP Extra Rituals][hider=Midgard Spark -] Allows the re-ignition of a Soul Lantern at the expense of another, or alternatively, lights a path from the severed soul to their lantern, aiding them in their resurrection.
Requirements: 1 pouch / 1/2 pouch, applied to the corpse in question as well as the living sacrifice, taking 1 hour to prepare. Requires the surface area of the target corpse to be at least 20% intact.[/hider]
[hider=Forge of Svartalfheim -] A ritual to repair broken equipment, items, and other gear. Can also create entirely new gear, as per a schematic or blueprint. Requires "feeding" of ability magic energy to function.
Requirements: 1/2 pouch, applied to level, static surface, takes 30 minutes to prepare. Requires 4 square metres.[/hider]
[hider=Flames of Muspelheim -] Area of effect raises ten-feet tall walls of blue flame in a design designated by the ritualmaster. Only effective barrier is the flames themselves, and they do not require the traditional necessities for flame, fuel, oxygen etc. Can be used underwater, in high-oxygen environments. The flames cannot start new fires, though they will burn like regular flames if they come into contact with something directly.
Requirements: 1/4 pouch, applied to any surface (must match the surface of the target area), takes 10 to 20 minutes to prepare. Requires half of a square metre.[/hider]
[hider=Call of Helheim -] A ritual which summons a being that reaps the target designated by the ritual. A summoning spell, woe be to those who err when attempting the cast this ritual. The smallest of mistakes can spell utter disaster.
Requirements: 1/100 to 1 pouch, applied to any surface, takes 15 minutes to prepare. Requires 1 square metre.[/hider]
[hider=Ragnarok -] A ritual that employs and activates all the rest of Broggan's rituals simultaneously. Devilishly difficult to prepare, requiring days to properly organize, it is nevertheless, a potential game-changer when used properly.
Requirements: 6 pouches, applied to ritualmaster, takes at least 72 hours to prepare assuming presence of all necessary components. Requires 90% of the ritualmaster's body.[/hider]
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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">I like language.<br><br>Speak to me.<br><br>And I'll tell you more.<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Polish Cuss and Non-Cuss Key:">Polish Cuss and Non-Cuss Key: [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><span class="bb-i">Pierdolony = Fucking<br><br>Chuj = Dick<br><br>Pizda = C*nt <br><br>Gówno = Shit<br><br>Dupa = Ass<br><br>Pieprzyć mnie = Fuck me<br><br>Skurwielu = Motherfucker<br><br>Grozny = Dangerous<br><br>Głupi = Stupid<br><br>Dobra, chodźmy. = Okay, let's go.<br><br>Dziewczęta luźno mówione = Loose-tongued whores</span><br><br>"Where'd you get all this?"<br><br>"Pierdolony Google Translate!"</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Azalore RP Extra Rituals">Azalore RP Extra Rituals [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Midgard Spark -">Midgard Spark - [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Allows the re-ignition of a Soul Lantern at the expense of another, or alternatively, lights a path from the severed soul to their lantern, aiding them in their resurrection.<br><br>Requirements: 1 pouch / 1/2 pouch, applied to the corpse in question as well as the living sacrifice, taking 1 hour to prepare. Requires the surface area of the target corpse to be at least 20% intact.</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Forge of Svartalfheim -">Forge of Svartalfheim - [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">A ritual to repair broken equipment, items, and other gear. Can also create entirely new gear, as per a schematic or blueprint. Requires "feeding" of ability magic energy to function.<br><br>Requirements: 1/2 pouch, applied to level, static surface, takes 30 minutes to prepare. Requires 4 square metres.</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Flames of Muspelheim -">Flames of Muspelheim - [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Area of effect raises ten-feet tall walls of blue flame in a design designated by the ritualmaster. Only effective barrier is the flames themselves, and they do not require the traditional necessities for flame, fuel, oxygen etc. Can be used underwater, in high-oxygen environments. The flames cannot start new fires, though they will burn like regular flames if they come into contact with something directly.<br><br>Requirements: 1/4 pouch, applied to any surface (must match the surface of the target area), takes 10 to 20 minutes to prepare. Requires half of a square metre.</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Call of Helheim -">Call of Helheim - [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">A ritual which summons a being that reaps the target designated by the ritual. A summoning spell, woe be to those who err when attempting the cast this ritual. The smallest of mistakes can spell utter disaster.<br><br>Requirements: 1/100 to 1 pouch, applied to any surface, takes 15 minutes to prepare. Requires 1 square metre.</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Ragnarok -">Ragnarok - [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">A ritual that employs and activates all the rest of Broggan's rituals simultaneously. Devilishly difficult to prepare, requiring days to properly organize, it is nevertheless, a potential game-changer when used properly.<br><br>Requirements: 6 pouches, applied to ritualmaster, takes at least 72 hours to prepare assuming presence of all necessary components. Requires 90% of the ritualmaster's body.</div></div></div></div></div>
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