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    1. Karl Kadaver 11 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current I hesitate to call it a triumphant return, but let's just see how it goes. ;)
10 yrs ago
Proper spelling and grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
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10 yrs ago
"RP DM" when said aloud sounds like "Carpe Diem". Coincidence? I think not.
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10 yrs ago
Haven't said anything here for a while. Let's keep it that way.
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10 yrs ago
Stumpiversary is coming up in a little over a month! ^_^
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Almost everything you need to know about me is here: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Tropers..

Umm...what else can I say about myself? I dunno. I'm part cyborg (my leg). That's kinda interesting, I guess. I'm a brony, but I honestly haven't followed anything having to do with FIM since, like, Season 3...ish. I like creepypastas...in fact, I have a couple in the works. And I'm in the process of writing an SCP. That's cool, right? That's what cool kids do? I like anime, video games,...uh, music...and...uh...stuff. *vague babbling*

Oh! I'm on Steam! "Karl Kadaver"

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I say we can't hear him yet. We will soon enough though.


It's gonna be cool, too, because I already have it in my mind that the adults would just see the kids pretending to be "evil" and talking as him.
It's up to you guys whether you can hear The Black Star or not. At the moment, he's somewhere between the story and the fourth wall. Like...the orchestra pit, maybe?
Miss Emily did indeed notice the standoff between Paisley and Robbie, as well as Kenny being pasted to the back of her leg. She just then remembered that Roger had told her about an encounter that these children had once before. It didn't end well then, and Emily would make certain that things wouldn't get out of hand now.

After smiling at Tyler...no, Garret, and Cassalia, she took Kenny's hand and gently pulled him out from behind her and she placed herself partway between Paisley and Robbie. Since it was Robbie who started with the name calling, and she didn't want to play favorites, she turned toward the young boy. "Now, Robbie, this is not a place for name calling. Apologize to Paisley." She didn't raise her voice, but her tone suggested that she wasn't going to take 'no' for an answer. She then sighed; she knew that she would have to keep an eye on these two... Then, she hunkered down to Kenny's level and whispered, "You don't have to be scared. Nobody's going to hurt you here. We're all friends, okay?"


Yeah. No one's going to hurt you. *chuckle* Not yet, anyway...


Kenny nodded and let go of Emily's hand. "Okay." He spied Princess Casey and waved shyly again. Of course he remembered her from the park, and how she made him cry, but he knew that she didn't mean it, and that was good enough for him. Although, he did smile when another boy joined them. Even though he was friends with Paisley, he didn't seem mean. Maybe that meant that Paisley wasn't really mean either...?
*waves hands and shakes his head emphatically* No no no no no no no...
Kenny smiled broadly when Robbie, his Uncle, and Ivor approached. When Robbie said about them having fun, Kenny replied with a nod. "I can't wait to see your new inventions!" Sure, Kenny's sword, shield, and helmet were cool, but they didn't let him fly, teleport, or become invisible...

Before he could say anything else, Leandra appeared and introduced herself. Kenny had seen her before, usually being chased by Paisley, but he had never known her name. When Robbie introduced Kenny and Ivor, Kenny smiled shyly and quickly waved. "Hi, Leandra." When Robbie described the other girls that he and Kenny knew, Kenny shrunk back and turned his toe in the ground. "They...they're not too bad... Mommy said that I should always be nice to girls."

Then Paisley arrived. And just that sentence deserved its own paragraph.

Kenny immediately shrunk back and tried to hide behind Miss Emily. When Robbie started to yell at her, Kenny waved his hands in an effort to calm him down. He didn't want Robbie to get punched by her again.
Cue the dramatic Sephiroth theme music when Paisley entered.


Let's be honest here...

It's more like Cantata Mortis.

I think of Paisley as the "Angelica" of the group.
I will. Thanks!

IC post is up!
Miss Emily stood at the door to Madeline Brooks' office, awaiting a response to her question. As she did so, her eyes kept wandering to the black barn star that hung on the wall above Miss Madeline's desk. I hope it's on securely, Emily thought, If that falls, someone could get hurt...

Madeline was just finishing up some paperwork, when she glanced up at her protégé. "I'm afraid I won't be able to accompany you today, Emily. I simply have too much paperwork to do..." She coughed, then blew her nose into an already used tissue. Roughly a dozen of them were lying about her desk. "And I think I'm getting a touch of something..."

Emily nodded. "I understand. If you need to go home, by all means."

Madeline sniffed. "I think I will...after all this is done." She glanced up at the clock that hung above her office's door. "The children should be arriving soon. You should be out to greet them."

Emily glanced upward and gasped. "Oh gosh! Alright," she replied as she stepped out of the doorway. "I hope you feel better," she called as she made her way to the main entrance.


Me, too. Do feel better soon...


"I know you usually go to your Grammy's house, but it's like I told you, she and Pappy are going away until Thanksgiving."

Kenny sat in the backseat of his mother's sedan, morosely gazing out the window, watching his new home-away-from-home, Babbling Brook Daycare Academy, come into view. He didn't reply to his mother.

His mother, Lindsay, glanced into the rearview mirror, turning it so she could see her son better. "C'mon, Sweetie Pie... It's only going to be for a few weeks. If you don't like it, we'll never have to go again."

Kenny softly responded, "Really?"

"Of course, Sweetie." As they pulled up to the gate, Linsday gasped, as if remembering something. "That's right! Roger said that Robbie would be coming here, too! I guess he's dating one of the teachers here, or something. Anyway, you like Robbie, right?"

Kenny smiled and nodded.

Lindsay laughed as she got out of the car to let Kenny out. As she opened the door and unbuckled his seatbelt, she replied, "I can't hear your brains rattling around in there, Kenny. You have to use words." As Kenny hopped out of his seat, Lindsay tousled his hair and said, "Try to make some friends, okay? I'm sure you'll love it here if you get the chance. Miss Madeline used to babysit me, you know?" She spied Emily stepping out of the entrance to the daycare and said to herself, "Oh, that must be the girl Roger's dating. She seems nice." Then, she waved to Kenny as he opened the gate (all by himself!) and called out to him, "Don't be too much trouble! G'bye, Sweetie Pie!" She then got into her vehicle and left as Kenny wandered over to Miss Emily.

Emily crouched down and waved. "Hi, buddy! You must be Kenny Connors." She held out her hand. "My name's Miss Emily, it's a pleasure to meet you!"

Kenny shakily grasped her outstretched hand and shook it. "Hello, Miss Emily..."

Emily let go of his hand and told him, "Your mommy's right, you're going to have a great time here, buddy. Once the other kids get here." She stood up and stretched her arms out to the sides. "Mi casa es su casa! The world is your oyster!" Seeing the confused looks Kenny was giving her, she coughed into her fist and chuckled, "Go nuts, kid."
Although I should tell you guys, like it says in my sig, I'll be camping Halloween weekend. So depending on the state of the RP by then I might have to put Tyler on auto pilot, or have him be late to preschool. (Which would fit in with his character, actually)


Okay, no problem. I'll be busy that weekend, too, what with it being my son's birthday and all.

On an unrelated note, I'm just leaving this here for later.


I should have an IC up by this afternoon. :)

Oh, and I updated Kenny's relationships. Casey made him cry and Paisley scares him.
And I should visit her at least once or twice! Don't forget that!
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