Known primarily as Klomster, both on the net and on real life.
I really enjoy roleplaying and do so every weak, preferably twice in two different campaigns. Sometimes even more.
From time to time i've done some forum roleplaying with mixed success. I've tried GM-ing with even more mixed success and all in all, i find forum rp's enjoyable. Hence why i joined, hoping to play some forum rp's and OWN at it. (Or something.)
I have an erratic thought pattern so my posts can appear as incoherent, if you notice you can just mention it if i should clarify anything. Other than that, hey there fellas.
@BCTheEntity I guess so, since he loves pretentious acts, i guess even his name is pretentious.
Ha is a lot more amazing than Ha after all. Also i noticed that in a sentence it will stand out more, so i'll go with it anyway. So yes. :P
As with the relations i can see Ha and Geia at least speaking a few times, meeting out of chance and/or Geia seeking him out for tips on artifact building. I could also see Ha seeking out Geia to point at something that he thinks violates his ideals. While not the same as Geia's, will at times coincide. Also it makes sense that the gods have some sort of relations to each other. After all, my character is nearly 14'000 years old FFS. Can't stand in the forge making artifacts all the time, in the very least one needs to show them off to some other gods as well. And/or pose in front of mortals, that's always fun.
I see Geia is a new one for me, which is good to see. Although bunny ears? Pardon me for saying this, but the bunny has never struck me as a spirit of vengeance, unless we're talking monty python. :P
Also, could it be that Geia and Ha has some sort of prior relations? Seeing that they to an ex tent share the same view upon mortals. Or Ha aided Geia with artifact forging? Perhaps not directly, perhaps just advice. Thoughts?
Sitting in his regular little hole, Zagsnik was currently spinning a squig over a small fire with his makeshift grilling stand when someone in the room above suddenly began shouting and making a fuss. A single glittering gubbin was seen falling from the grate in the roof and landing in the middle of the room.
-"Wonder wut eez up ta now?" The runty yoof said to himself while standing up and looking at the little grate above which was this places only lightsource from outside.
“Ey! Da weirdboy Mugrub iz calling you over in da dead kaptin’s cabin.”
“Good job ya arrived when ya did, I dropped a rivet down in da vents. Go geddit fer me.”
Zagsnik didn't really tune in on the rest, a meeting ey? That's interesting. He was returned to the moment when the ork above began moving after a big laugh, making the grot begin moving the grate, it sighed and muttered something before bringing a chain which it started climb down on.
The scrawny pale little blighter took great care in its descent, but finally reached the ground where it silently began to rummage through the rubble on the floor. Without a sound two red eyes was seen glowing behind him, they came closer and closer, just as the grot thought he noticed something Zagsnik grabbed his mouth and turned him around.
-"Yo knowz, dere's far worse fingz down 'ere den squigz?" He said grinning to the panicking grot. Then he presented the glittering rivet to the grot before releasing his grip. -"Thenkz for da info, runt." Zagsnik spoke, then disappeared into the darkness.
The grot held the rivet with both his shaking hands. He was alive! He walked up to the chain after pocketing the rivet. Around him in the dark, one... two.. five... many pairs of gleaming orange eyes with glistening teeth began grinning towards the scrawny grot. Now when the only one above them in the food chain was gone, it was free range.
Far too late the grot realized, Zagsnik was amused when he heard the pathetic scream and the barkings of dozens of squigs behind him. He was going to attend that meeting, sure he wasn't stompy enough to be boss.... yet, but that didn't mean that he shouldn't be there to see who is the next boss.... perhaps even 'influence' the decision a bit. Zagsnik grinned when he thought of that.
Almost soundless he moved through the vents, unused corridors and shafts. He knew these parts well and made good headway to the kaptins cabin. Spooking a few squigs on the way and nicking a snack from a sleeping ork.
He heard voices below in the cabin, he silently opened a grate and risked looking directly at the gathering. Some big brawny nobs and meks. An obvious painboy as well. He didn't really know their names, he was more of an outsider, but he knew that the old kaptin had died recently, he didn't expect some fancy meeting though. He recognized the one who lived above him though, and Mugrob. Getting a better look, he took off the sight from his shoota and looked through it.
He risked whispering. -"Dis gonna be interestin'." And grinned, then he started chewing on a piece of dried squig meat.
Appearance: A rather small and runty ork yoof, with surprisingly dark skin for his age, almost a dark green. His thin face has rather small teef and he is overall kinda slim, his build is more akin to a muscly human than an ork to be honest, which he gets into a lot of fights about.
His feet look a bit large on his frame, which is enhanced by him wearing rather sturdy metal reinforced boots, with downwards pointing metal jags on the front. For mor stompyness and grip. His pants are a dark tan and have a few green stripes on them. They are filled with small pockets with small snacks, nuts and bolts or just some interesting bullets or mementos.
He wears a brown squig-hide vest with a steel plate on his torso, his upper body has ammo belts crossed over it and over his shoulders the handles of two sneaky choppas stick up. He has a few small flashy bommz and a propa burny stickbomb in his belt. Slung over the shoulder is a long shoota with a scope, it is belt fed with red details, the shoota has a 'skraga' glyph on it.
He wears a blue headband over his slim fitting steel helmet, which has a 'bad' glyph on it. And has a single dark brown hair-squig on the left side of his head.
Personality: Zagzsnik is a yoof, he's also a kommando, he's also a blood axe. This combination makes him a dead cunning albeit slightly cowardly ork. Unlike the goffs and the sorts who prefer a good proppa frontal charge, Zagsnik sneaks up and lets rip with his shoota or if he feels like being extra sneaky, go in a stab the gitz. He's also good at figuring out good places for bombs. He likes to talk big, but retreats if properly challenged. Like a teenager who wants to prove himself, but isn't entirely sure of his capabilities. When he's sneaking, he isn't afraid though and would jump just about any foe. Which could end up badly for him. He likes dried squig meat.
History: Zagsnik was "born" on da Raff and has mostly gone by by sneaking up on squigs and eating them. He's only been in one major engagement where he joined a group of kommandos for a few raids. In one of the raids the nob of the mob decided to let Zagsnik go and kill an entire squad of marines they knew were on a hill in a ruined building among some trees. Zagsnik knew his boss, and that marine boyz were dead killy, so it was just his nob wanting a good ol' laugh as he went and died, so he wouldn't have that. He instead sneaked up, managed to take one of their auspexes and smacked it until it turned on. The marines were alerted of the kommandos, annihilated them with precise bolter fire, only to return to an encampment which exploded when they entered. Zagsnik happily ran off thinking he outwitted both da humies and his boss, and killed off several marine boyz. He ran off happily unaware of that none of those marines actually died, sure one or two was wounded but nothing more. But he did go and take his old boss's kustom shoota, so he was happy.
He still claims he krumped a whole skwad of marine boyz. Obviously no one believes him.
Skills: Kunnin', mostly kunnin', but a bit brutal. He's good with tha bombz and stuff. He's also reeaaaal sneaky like! Not very strong though, but knows where to stab to make it hurt the most. Exceptional skill at sneaking up on squigs. And good at squirmin' out of grips and being tied up.
Equipment: Kustom snipah shoota, two stabby choppaz, tuff light armour. A few flashy bommz and a burny stickbomb. He has a face-paint kit and some good stompy boots. And a whole lot of knick-knacks and assorted snacks. Always seems to have some dried squig meat somehow.
Miscellaneous: He's real sneaky like, did i say that? Also the dried squig meat, it's actually spooky how he always seem to have some dried squig meat. Even when orks have made sure to take it from him. At least once he spooked his old boss good with that trick. His dried squig meat is very tasty.
In the post when Telmarion was mentioned, i just pictured Lana being sent there, sitting in an army camp in the rain.... with the worst frown in recorded history :P
Known primarily as Klomster, both on the net and on real life.
I really enjoy roleplaying and do so every weak, preferably twice in two different campaigns. Sometimes even more.
From time to time i've done some forum roleplaying with mixed success. I've tried GM-ing with even more mixed success and all in all, i find forum rp's enjoyable. Hence why i joined, hoping to play some forum rp's and OWN at it. (Or something.)
I have an erratic thought pattern so my posts can appear as incoherent, if you notice you can just mention it if i should clarify anything.
Other than that, hey there fellas.
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">Known primarily as Klomster, both on the net and on real life.<br><br>I really enjoy roleplaying and do so every weak, preferably twice in two different campaigns. Sometimes even more.<br><br>From time to time i've done some forum roleplaying with mixed success. I've tried GM-ing with even more mixed success and all in all, i find forum rp's enjoyable. Hence why i joined, hoping to play some forum rp's and OWN at it. (Or something.)<br><br>I have an erratic thought pattern so my posts can appear as incoherent, if you notice you can just mention it if i should clarify anything.<br>Other than that, hey there fellas.</div>
