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2 days ago
Current For somebody who is literally, provably racist, elitist, Islamophobic, and an outright liar, Blowjob Johnson sure has avoided all the media smear killing Corbyn. Can't imagine the cau$e of that $hit.
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7 days ago
I'm not so upset about that whole "being born" thing. It's more the stuff after that they dropped the ball on.
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7 days ago
Nobody is ever back, and everybody is alone in their own minds. But uh, corporate-owned chat sites don't count as any form of "-body" except in US law, so they're allowed to be back and not alone.
7 days ago
It's back, boys! We did it! *airhorns*
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9 days ago
My guts have been horrible to me over the past couple of days. I'm wondering if maybe I ate or drank something that likes living in my intestines and making my stomach ache like hell.
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Hello, I am me from the internet. I migrated here from Kongregate's Forum Games Forum, so feel free to look for me there if you wish to follow a career in internet stalking people.

A link to some of my past characters, which I need because static tabs do not take up internet.

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@Ucalegon Oh boy, that is a fun concept. It's funny how you and I have had similar thoughts before, but I'm glad you like my chap either way; I'll have him shifted to the Characters tab lickity-split. I'm looking forward to seeing what everyone else comes up with, too!
I have PMed you my character, Ucalegon; whenever you're ready to take a look at them, I will be eager to receive your thoughts about them.
That seems like a sound plan to me. By the by, nice Alphys avatar. And, since you appear to be fairly new to the Guild, welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay.
This game idea has drawn my eye. Mostly because a certain ludicrous character idea came to mind which I realised would probably work excellently in this setting's context. So, I may well join in on this, depending on how it all goes. Just be sure to tag us when it's all ready, if it's starting post-New Year.
@JrVader@Zoey White@knifeman@ProPro@Yankee@Genon To those of you who aren't yet aware, the first IC post is up! It's listed as the 0th post, however, so here is a memo describing how it is indeed present. Post away, boys and girls and non-binary people!
@Jannah I'm glad you think so! I can't guarantee we'll have any free slots for characters at the moment, but you're free to jump into the Discord channel whenever you like if you just want to chat and learn some things about JJBA; it's a fun tale, by any stretch.
A.L.M.A. Unit "Roxanne"

Some time after the reprimands of Felix and Eileen, and with calculations regarding the nature of a sentient infection vector no closer to completion despite further time spent assisting Doctor Rei's latest experiment, Roxanne took the liberty of wandering the halls, bearing witness to nothing particularly out of order. Despite the relatively more approachable frames of her Jury and leisure chassis - and, considering the purpose of her programming was to better approximate human-like thought, such appearances were generally the proper approach - she did believe that they omitted a lot of information which was more readily acquired whilst her software inhabited the station's servers. Information, supposedly, was power - though in literal terms, what required power was the storage and retrieval of information. Of course, if the information she had stored was accurate, the phrase actually referred to the ability to control others' actions, which made more sense in context, and was incidentally also true for Roxanne.

Speaking of power, Roxanne came across one of the survivors of the infected vector's assault - Lilliana, alone and seemingly unoccupied. It might be largely reasonable for most such individuals to be on their own after such an event, so as to recover from the shock. For Lilliana, however... there was a reasonable likelihood that the event of encountering a sentient vector had upset her, by Roxanne's calculations. It also occurred belatedly that perhaps intentional experimentation had been performed on the vector in question. Roxanne would retain this information for later. At the moment, it might be best to engage the Gazer in conversation.

'Greetings, Lilliana,' Roxanne began smoothly, stepping up to the undead girl and halting at a reasonable distance. 'How are you feeling at present? Hopefully well, though I understand if not.' Realistically, it would indeed be preferable if Lilliana wasn't affected by recent events - but, of course, it was much more likely that the opposite was true, and Roxanne was accordingly prepared to respond to that situation primarily.
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