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Anime needs tall vampire ladies who explore deep themes.
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Boy, this is worse than that time I was sus.
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I'm sorry, Poo. It's a painful experience, for certain; if you want to talk about anything, I'm here to lend an ear and a shoulder.
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Merry Christmas to all; and to all a good evening! Or afternoon, or whatever time it is for you right now.
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Alouise glance between each member of the group as they either offered their agreement to meet Lily the Pink, or remained silent. Soon enough, she nodded, and pulled out a piece of paper, along with a pen to write on it. She made no particular effort to hide her writing, and anyone who looked over her shoulder would see the following:


Five new employees. Extremely high aspirations for their work. Please meet gayly.


‘Actually, you know what?’ Kiara piped up abruptly, having snapped out of some deep thought. ‘I think I’d like to stay here, if that’s alright. You’ll need help just as much as this lot, Alouise, and if there’s anybody with the Stand to tackle an influx of Germans, it’s me. They’ll do fine without me, I reckon.’

A slight moment of surprise followed, complete with a soft ‘Oh’, and then Alouise tacitly crossed out the five in her note, replacing it with a four and smiling in her direction. ‘I appreciate it greatly, Miss Oscuro. If you’re sure they’ll be okay, then I have no doubt you’ll be an excellent ally.

‘As for the rest of you, I’ll ensure this note is sent ahead with haste,’ Alouise continued. ‘But otherwise, as Mister... je m'excuse, I never got your name, sir?’ She gestured to Till.

‘Till. Till Lindmann, madame... oiselle?’ The reply came along with a soft smile. Alouise nodded promptly, smiling back in turn.

Oui. As Mister Lindmann says, it would be wise for the rest of you to make haste. Ask any questions you have now before you leave, then head to Paris, seek out Lily, and for goodness’ sake, try not to get into too many fights if you can. Nobody wishes for injured recruits.’

@Yankee@Zoey Boey@OwO@Lady Selune
Anybody available to post? Plenty of stuff and people to interact with at this stage.
Tanaka Yukako
Interacting with @Lady Selune Caitlyn Ellesworth, @Smike Kazankova Bykov, and @Landaus Five-One Hattori Naomi

Ah, she knew she had. Another person had shown up, Hattori-sensei if she recalled, and was giving her a look. Damn, that wasn't great, even though she did ask about how long she'd been here. But where Caitlyn- or, ahem, C-sama as she'd requested- only asked where Yukako had seen her before, Bykov-senpai actually went and told Hattori-sensei off for "barging in"- had she, any more than Yukako herself had?- then asked Yu what her job was. Yu! She already had a cute nickname! They'd be great friends, she just knew it!

'Yes, Hattori-senpai, it is! And it's nice to see you too!' she started, deciding to consider each person's question in order and preferred language. 'C-sama- or Miss Caitlyn, right- I uh, I just saw you in the uh, the thing, paper thing, as part of who was in charge of C-class Operational Personnel, which is what my job is, Bykov-senpai- or uh, Miss Bykov if you prefer that! Assault-class, with a multi-purpose directed energy- introduction pamphlet, that's the name of the thing I saw Miss Caitlyn's name in!- directed energy weapon I've been working on! It's really cool! I can fire a laser to create a line of plasmafied air to send an electrical current along it and shock targets, or a short laser pulse to detonate whatever surface it hits, and I can change its output from lethal to non-lethal for when we need to take hostages too! And it uses the thermoptic camouflage recharging mechanisms to build up a charge, so I don't need to worry about running out of power in a longer firefight either! It's so great, and I mean I know what I'm talking about with this, optics have been kind of a special interest for me for a long-!'

Oh! That was Ochisuita-sensei calling for Operational Personnel! That meant her, maybe even some of the others here! Probably not Miss Caitlyn, but maybe Miss Bykov and Hattori-sensei would.

'Okay, it was really, really nice to meet you all!' she exclaimed, clapping gleefully and repeating herself in Japanese for Hattori-sensei's benefit. 'I hope I see you again at the briefing room! Thank you very much!' And with a swift, modest bow, she ran off in the direction of the briefing room. That went really well! She was glad she'd gotten to introduce herself a bit there; she hoped she'd made a good impression.
Here's your homeroom teacher, chaps. Hopefully we'll be able to get the ball rolling swiftly onward.
'Sorry I'm late, claaass!'

Into the hall skidded a figure whose gothic aesthetic belied her cheery attitude: a black and blue combat skirt and top, black hair with near-bluenette highlights, and a wide-eyed grin as she examined the hall.

'I got a little caught up with something,' she declared out loud, 'but let's not let that get in the way of your bright futures! If you can see your names under my portrait, follow me to our homeroom!' She- Miss Violet Sapphire, as her portrait deemed her- would wait until the class members gathered up to her, both folks that had been spoken with and those who had yet to be talked to, before striding out in a flash, moving quickly through the halls and up a flight of stairs to a room signed as "E-14". Oddly enough, a hint of cigarette smoke lingered on her person, to those who came close enough to smell it, but she'd be amicable enough to answer any questions asked as they moved through the halls and into the class: a fairly standard classroom, it seemed, cream-painted and with various posters on the walls, of both incitement to Continue the Good Fight and Take on the Robot Menace and such, and more creative works indicating this room would normally be used for art and literature.

@Jade Kiyo@Randomness@Psi Force@Lugubrious@FilthyWeeb So, just to keep the game going a bit, would you guys mind providing posts in the IC soon? Or, at least, may I ask whether there's a reason for such a delay on everybody's ends?
We have our first staff member's profile up in the 0th post of the Characters tab. So feel free to look at that if you like.
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