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10 yrs ago
Current Been sick last 4 days.
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10 yrs ago
Laptop's wireless is fried, need to take to shop, using friends tablet for now.
10 yrs ago
Cannot post for up to the next 7 days.
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10 yrs ago
BUSY weekend for me, Reno today then valentines weekend.
11 yrs ago
At hospital for the night, no postings.

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Wow that hurt. Literally since I'm assuming dying hurts. And after I felt like such a smart sesquipedalian after saying malapropism.


At least we know you do not have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
That Which Consumes Peace: This thread is delicious.


Galactus?
@KabenSaal@Emily
12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

142. If I have children and subsequently grandchildren, I will keep my three-year-old granddaughter near me at all times. When the hero enters to kill me, I will ask him to first explain to her why it is necessary to kill her beloved grandpa. When the hero launches into an explanation of morality way over her head, that will be her cue to pull the lever and send him into the pit of crocodiles. After all, small children like crocodiles almost as much as Evil Overlords and it's important to spend quality time with the grandkids.
(she can pretend to be his grandchild)
[D&D/pathfinder rant]Honestly, Succubus/incubus' need to be available from summon monster 1, Not fiendish animals. I assure you, if every teenage wizard could pop up a drop dead horny hotty as easy as float a feather, evil would win in a year flat and create a generational gap in the next wave of wizards a mile wide.[/D&D/pathfinder rant]
I want to see lee and the dwarf got at it too... Wait, that sounded better in my head.
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Shhh! If you don't give the game away I'll let you watch. ;)


*hushes up and grabs his opera glasses*
I was going to be already arrested.
*coughbriarrabbitcough*
I'm probably the last person in the world to do so, but I finally beat FNaF earlier tonight. I feel good about everything right now.


1-3 good ending? Ready for #4?
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