knighthawk

Heart Of Gold - Firefly Inspired RP - Closed

*hwak-ptoo* Looks like yall need a greesmonkey!

Cinder Sickness - A DnD style classic RP

Lob did it! He did it, he...didn't have any vials to catch the stuff in! There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this irony.

Now lob had to think, not his strong suit. Slowly lob walked around the cave and picked 'catch' back up as he tried to figure out what to do. He needed one gland from it to get its tears, but he never cut one up before so he had no idea how they worked. As he stumbled around, he smacked a tie into onre of the little crystals from its tears and gave a roar of frustration. That roar slowed down as lob thought about it and rubbed some sleep from his eyes...

Getting to work, Lob closed the eye with one hand as he used the flat of his blade to smear the eye-gunk over the closed eye as he blew upon it, watching it crystallize in exposure to air. Now it would be sealed good enough for him to bring it back. With a pleased grunt to himself. Lob threw the eyeball over his back, adjusted the rocks in his crotch, and marched back to the cave entrance.

The Horde of Evil - Tresspassing through treacherous tribes' territory! (RP closed)

Octavius took his orders and smirked as he used his wand to summon a new mount in the form of a riding spider. It took significant more charges from the wand than he cared to use frivolously so he saved it for moments like this. Strapped into the saddle, he took off along the wall to the ceiling. The pikeman braced themselved to attack the lone rider, when he started to get blurry as if he were stretching or distorting before there were suddenly eight more of him on the walls. He used his ring of mirror image to occupy some of their forces as he barreled in.

Funny thing about giant swords like his, they were actually used to chop off the tips of pikes to provide an opening for other troops and far be it from him to go against tradition. So from a surprise angle did he swing his heavy blade to provide an opportunity for another of the group to size their chance. Of course the pikemen got their good shots in, he had certainly felt at least one tip get him in the thigh and he could see the green ichor oozing from the spiders bulbous butt. Wounded, he has managed to break through the lines as they removed all eight other false selves. It only worked once a day but once was all he needed.

Cinder Sickness - A DnD style classic RP

Depending on the whos and whats of the universe, I might be asking for permission to bring in a second character as a wizard to fill the lacking arcane strength of the group.

Ryume the Elven wu-jen with a staff of the archmage shoved up his ass.
Sith sandstone the Dwarf who made a witches pact with an entity of the earth for power
The halfling militant wizard, Cpl. Penish Mint

The Horde of Evil - Tresspassing through treacherous tribes' territory! (RP closed)

Is our fire elemental going to made a mad dash for the barrels of explosives? If not then Octavius will.

Cinder Sickness - A DnD style classic RP

Ah, We can spend a page describing an axe splitting a skull, but banned of we spent a sentence on girly parts. Got it.

Cinder Sickness - A DnD style classic RP

Soo...what rating is this RP then?

Hearts of Metal: A Giant Robot/Mecha RP

nah, just liviticus IX is a chapter and so it seemed fitting to quote putting animals to slaughter as we go to war.

Cinder Sickness - A DnD style classic RP

<Snipped quote by Afina>

*suffocates with engorged ego*

@Goldeagle1221

Holds up a [CENSORED] bar to hide the engorged ego. "Hey now, lets keep it rated R in here. This isn't game of thrones."

Cinder Sickness - A DnD style classic RP

Lob circled the falling eyewing, stepping in one of the fallen globs. Quickly he learned of his folly as the old cold was still acidic and still a danger! He limped in a crabwalk as he strafed to an (alkaline) pool to wash the acid off by sticking the foot in until the burning stopped. Now he knew the tears were a dangerous thing to be avoided as he watched in a low crouch and waited until he could leap up high with both hands behind him for a shattering overhead blow.

He was starting to guess if he killed it, it might pop like a real eyeball and send that burnstear everywhere, but it was a risk he was willing to take for the children. He felt the Claws bite deep in its frantic attempt to climb up him to be in the air, but he hoped to add his weight to crash to the ground and perhaps impale it on the floorteeth below.