KnightShade

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I'm perfectly happy to spend an afternoon off watching storage hunters. Though it's ridiculously staged and I need atleast two chamomile teas to deal with the testosterone fueled shouting I enjoy guessing what a crate will go for.

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Raxacoricofallapatorius said
I am uncomfortable with you calling me God. Plz, "Master" will do just as well.

Halo said
So Clirkus can be added to the long list of Spammers with a BDSM kink. Kay.

Double confirmed.

My First Fakemon!

A fly is called a fly because it flies. Obviously this is a hop.

Drawing Spam Members as Cats

Do me, just give me a moment to edit my posts to kindness. Also, black combat boots.

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Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Are you making fun of me cuz I'm a virgin?

It was just a simple joke about me misreading what you were amused about, I wasn't making fun. God Clirkus, you're so inexperienced at this humor thing.

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Raxacoricofallapatorius said
This made me chuckle.

Are my values so old fashioned that they're funny to you?

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Glad you enjoyed yourself.

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Derpestein said ;...No.

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Raxacoricofallapatorius said
But it just can't fill the void.

Don't let them fill the void until atleast the third date.

If you could

I think you'd have to spend quite a bit in the womb, if we can do that, avoid any nasty illnesses and get a good brain and body and attitude. Then I'd probably save a lot for old age, not get arthritis and ward off death awhile, make sure my pension pays out fully, and then just travel.