KnightShade

Who else loves HeySeuss?

We should make a fan club with our sigs.

@Azarthes

I haven't yet sucked HeySeuss dick. How does it taste btw?

@Smink

Like Irish Spring and an asparagus-heavy diet. Edit: Don't ask how I know </autofellation>

@HeySeuss

Can I get some Hollondaise sauce with that?

Occult Thread

I've never had anything inexplicable happen to me. My grandma is convinced her house was haunted when she moved in decades ago, someone was killed in it before they moved in and she went so far as to get in a priest. Probably the creepiest thing that's happened to me is now easily explained as my first anxiety dream. I was about nine or ten and I'd thrown a stone at a car to impress my cousins, but the guy got out and started telling me off. He was a very hairy man, so that night I had this vivid nightmare that he was a werewolf and he was shouting at me and putting me down. I was convinced for years it wasn't a dream, and I'm still both terrified by and fascinated with wolves. So many times I'd be home alone watching CSI, and it'd finish with the howl for Dick Wolf, and I'd think shit I have to go to bed now. Even when I was about twice that age and my cousins were telling someone about me throwing the stone I just flat out refused to let them tell the story because it creeped me out.

A heart was just found in the fridge

Maybe his girlfriend got pregnant so he got her a stallion heart?

No threads about the 5th of November?

Last night I found out one of my housemates thought V for Vendetta was a documentary about Guy Fawkes. Also toasted marshmallows.

One of the first Halloween costumes I haven't had to explain to many people

A Hannibal Lecter mask and prison jumpsuit turned out to be one of the cheaper costumes from the carnival store, but it was shameful the number of freshers that asked me who I was. Worse yet, about three people had just bought the prison jumpsuit alone and were like "Hey we came as the same thing!"

lost my fucking glasses

At a mosh pit at a club night that I was really looking forward to, I d9n't even like mosh pits half the time I just wandered into this one because they'd formed it in the middle of the fucking dance floor. I was looking around like Velma for awhile and actually found a lense to show an option. I may have never actually been this angry before, I""ve just been discharged from CBT for sicial anxiety and to keep work8ng on that you kind of need to be able to look into the distanc3 without automatically reaching for them. To be honest it just makes it worse when I realise how dependant I am on them, and my lectures start after the weekend. Just waljed down the riad trying not to knock over too many bins, ended up smashing a mirror outside then slamming the door and a housemate actually phoned the police because he thought it was a break in. They're gone now, trying to have a chamomile tea and calm down, not sure right now uf I should actually submit this or not. Basically really angry, and realused today how much being blind would suck.

What are your top 10 favorite books?

I'm only ever very certain of number 1.

10. Hamlet
9. Invisible Monsters
8. American Psycho
7. Red Dragon
6. His Dark Materials
5. Mortal Engines Quartet
4. The Great Gatsby
3. The Bell Jar
2. Frankenstein
1. Catch 22

What is your top ten most "what are your top-ten most 'What are your top ten most "what are your top

10. WIYTTM
9. WIYTTM^3
8. WIYTTM^674,593
7. WIYTTM^986,562.665
6. WIYTTM^3,673,259,804
5. WIYTTM^678
4. WIYTTM^-7
3. WIYTTM^i
2. WIYTTM^99,724
1. WIYTTM^42

Top Ten Favourite Bands/Artists

I feel the need to contribute something. The title should have been a What Are Your, sorry.

10. Lou Reed
9. The Tiger Lillies
8. Talking Heads
7. Jill Tracy
6. The Dresden Dolls/Amanda Palmer
5. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
4. Birdeatsbaby
3. Louis Armstrong
2. Queen
1. Johnny Cash

What's your top 10 favourite TV shows?

10. Dexter
9. Orange is the New Black
8. Dollhouse
7. Game of Thrones
6. True Detective
5. Boardwalk Empire
4. The Returned
3. Hannibal
2. Fargo
1. Utopia