KnightShade

Grammer tips by Aza

The Yorkshire solution; remove all Os and replace with an apostrophe.

Guild history

Title: My guild fiction.

Jorick was the coolest guy. David and him had adventures where David was a nice person. Kill Bones was also there and also was everyone.

Sophi.

Smiral

Hank.

Elendra. (Note: Nice, innocent person.)

They all did things too.

They were having so many cool Spam adventures that they never got around to posting in Spam.

But I still love them.

Love is a weak word...

Worship.

Yeah.

@Awson

You need to Foucault that shit up. Break free from the great member theory of Spam history. Uncover your own cultural narratives of Awson.

When you're so drunk you can feel your pulse in your butt

<Snipped quote by Azarthes>

Nah, like her butt contains another heart, man. Like a Dinosaur's hindbrain - a buttheart if you will...

Quick, I need x-rays of Taaj's butt!

@Larfleeze

Quick! She's entering assystolic cardiac arrest, administer a cardiac massage.

Symbolism

Sometimes the fire burns you up from within leaving the outside untouched, and you hollow and empty until one day the façade you show to the world falls away to expose the blackened stump of your soul?

So...

Just eat your dog.

@Larfleeze

Or anaesthetise it and start eating its tail in front of it, preferably in a bun with mustard. Pretend to let your guard down so the dog swoops in, snatches its tail and begins eating its way up itself.

What's up, guys?

The Iron Throne comes to my city today, so that'll be cool. Going out for tea with my family tonight, for mother's day and my dad's birthday. It'll be my brother's first time in Hull too, I have to prove him wrong about everything in the space of maybe four hours.

Normally on Sundays I go Church, then gym, and then the Student Union because the pool's free; I've got a big essay coming up though, so may have to sack some of that off.

Sweet bread for .60?

I can get juiced for free.

@Smink

This is how I first read this, so excuse me while I stick the D in your sentence.

perfect balls

Perfect balls would be the best pet name ever. Affectionate pet name, that is. Not a name for fido.

Anonymously confess your Spam crush.

I love you all equally. Basically meaning KB. Because recycled jokes are just as romantic as all recycled gifts and prove all of the aforementioned true.

This Users Viewing Thing is Freaking Me Out

Go on invisible you weirdos. I feel like you're just sitting there watching and waiting, fingers worn down to nubs from F5ing so much.

Also it's messing with my whole graveyard aesthetic, come on.

@ImANargleHunter

What would a graveyard be without its share of ghosts?