KnightShade

Reporter goes to investigate a rare bird, but no one expected this!

Stephen Fry comes to visit it, and it mates with some random photographer. What a stupid fucking bird.

gonna watch how to train your dragon in the bathtub tonight with wine and tears because adulthood

I drew xenomorphs until I became strangely aroused.

I am the first creator

Strategically stationing your bird feeder is important if you want them to get the seed out of it.

Hey Guys

Hi guys

Remember this asshole tradition of mine?

@Antarctic Termite

"Some have been seen flying more than 1.8 miles above the ground."

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Let Spamtober begin!

im redy

@Raxacoricofallapatorius

I admire the directness of that tombstone.

Hey Guys

I have no idea if you're doing terrible really, but I hope you're not. I'm sure that means a great deal to you. Hi.

Let Spamtober begin!

Let Spamtober begin!

Stop Lurking

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No, ask the dummies on skype. I am super into butts, I love doing things to them. I'm somewhat of a connoisseur.

@Doivid

Firm or bouncy? There is a right answer.

This goes to all the young kids watching porn.

@KnightShade You're welcome to dissagree if you want. And on my avatar, it doesn't represent porn. Sexy doesn't mean it's going to be as graphic as porn.

@MrLongSchlong

I honestly strongly agree with the unreasonable expectations argument. The evidence strongly suggests a link between erectile dysfunction and porn. In my own experience, as an individual admittedly extremely sensitive to outside stimuli, my anxiety and depression is often triggered by viewing pornography; the evidence also supports this conclusion. But the unreasonable expectations perpetuated by porn is society's problem rather than solely the industry's (admittedly the industry is pretty fucked up.) Ridiculously proportioned role models come from magazines, and films, and cartoons as these are the mediums that came first, they influence our expectations when we don't even know we are 'paying attention.' Sex symbol or not, I'm not going to hold Jessica Rabbit responsible for the problems society now faces, but as her figure is proven to be pretty much biological unobtainable I think my joke is excusable. I should also note that physical measurements obviously isn't the whole of the issue, but I believe it acts as a effective stand in argument for many more complex issues.