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Patiently waiting for @Banana's post. I've never seen a drooling half elf before
@6slyboy6 Uncontrollable drooling. And your curse was the one who stuck on him.
"Well, you did came from a piece of shit city, that explains the lack of manners", Yashar talked to Westley but was looking at the Orc, who was strangely quiet. Maybe angry because of a reprimend, maybe just too stupid to have a full dialogue. Yashar couldn't be sure. "You might want to have a look at those books by the corner of the room. They have some nice spell instructions that I'm sure you would appreciate. Just don't touch anything else."

On the designed corner of the room, a small pile of books was beautifully arranged in an heaxgonal shape. The books were all covered in black leather, with golden letters on the cover indicating the nature of their spells. Beside the pile, lied a small golden chest, with a single ruby craved on top of it.

"Well my friend", the wizard was clearly talking to the orc now, "As you don't seem the talkative type, im going to bring in our second guest. I'd rather not have him waiting for too long". Walking with little concern through his tower, the wizard went for his front door. His crystal ball clearly showing a big figure in the middle of the crowd. A big ogre stood 6 feet above everything else around him.

Yashar opened the door, rather afraid of the giant Quaggot that the Orc left chained on his statue. "I swear to god, if this fucking beast ruins my statue I'll grab that orc and this humongous beast an stick their heads into each other's anuses. Anusii. Assholes. Fuck, I gotta see what many assholes are called."

Looking outside, Yashar could see a huge ogre looking at his tower, with a confused look on his face. The mage wasn't sure if he ogre came from his calling or just wasn't used to seeing anything bigger than him. Preparing for the worse, the mage screamed "Me has offer. You smash people. Me gives you things. Lots of shinny things! Come!" The look on the ogre's face wouldn't give if he understood what the mage said, but he clearly heard it. Yashar took a quick look at his statue. The giant beast was sitting as quietly as one could expect from such an uncontrollable race. His statue was safe. For now.

Upstairs, Westley felt his mouth fill with saliva. Before he could do anything to stop it, he started to uncontrolably drool.
@6slyboy6 Banana picked a staff while your orc was spitting on my face. Yashar has a nice collection of cursed objects. The staff might be cursed and the curse might have been transfered to Banana's half elf.

As a side note, congratulations on picking the most ridiculous curse of the list.
Well, as @6slyboy6 used his co-gm powers to put another possible curse on that staff, I'll roll one dice for each of the curses.

@Banana feel free to hit him with that staff if you actually get cursed.

I'm doing some stuff for work (because my replacement is stupid as hell), but I'll go for the ICs in an hour or so
@Banana That's actually the least worse one. It will be introduced in the RP if it ever comes to it.
@Banana Disclaimer: you are not cursed yet.

Here's the deal. I need help choosing a possible curse. I asked around in some facebook forums for curse ideas. I went there for 2 reasons:
1- I wanted people who don't know the setting or your character to give ideas, so they are not tailored to fuck you up in particular way like some bullshit as "The character is not able to use any magical items".
2- People are assholes on the internet and you can always count on some dickbag to come up with something hilariously evil.

I got a list with over 150 curses. After removing the repeated ones and the overly powerful, I got a list with precisely 57 curses.

I want you to choose a number between 1 and 57 so you have say in what your possible curse will be.

If the nature of the curse requires it, I'll tell you what it is and if you are cursed. Otherwise, you will eventually find out through the RP. All curses on the list can be cured.

Choose wisely.
I like how you guys went from Orchish to Australian to Italian. At least those don't hurt when I read it.
I like where this is going.

I'll have to work from now to 1 AM today, so I'll won't be able to post. Tomorrow I'm free from work, so I'll come up with the ICs for everyone. I wanna see the shit hit the fan.
@6slyboy6 Don't you cry my little orc. There will be plenty of oportunities to kill dickbags characters! Who knows? Yashar might even be one of them.
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