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Yashar was already reinforcing his ward when the flying metal thing that followed Stride entered through his window. The object was shinning in the blue lighting of the torches, almost mesmerizing the mage. Never in his life he had seen an object like this. A metallic voice echoed from the object, snapping the wizard from his almost entranced state. "Thank ya for the stuff Yashar... and sorry about bein' a bit rude back there. I-It was uncalled fer." Did the half elf just apologized? That was unnexpected. Maybe his visitors had some kind of manners afterall. Hell, this was more surprizing than the flying object.

But he didn't had much time to waste. The visitors left his tower without causing many troubles, however the ward had lost much of it's power. Mostly due to the overly aggressive manners of it's visitors. Except for that Ogre. Tugrok had an unsettling aura around him. Different from most ogres, he showed something that could even pass as compassion to someone who never saw an ogre before. Sure thing, Tugrok was an idiot, but he seemed to have some aspects of a holy man. He even sensed some magical power surrounding the ogre. This gave him an idea. In the best case, he'd have a much more powerful minion doing his bidding. In the worst case, he'd have a hilarious story to tell the next time he ventured into a tavern.

Leaving the ward to be worked uppon the next day, he quickly went upstairs to pick an old book. It's cover was extremely dusty and it's pages partially eaten by a mices. On it's brown leatherty cover, letters were burned in forming it's title in a rude caligraphy "God evokation in combat situations". A smile covered Yashar's face. No matter the result, it would be hilarious. He needed a good laugh lately.

He spent the rest of the night preparing the tomes with the God Evoking ritual and a few basic spells. Holy Smite, Ressurect and Turn Evil. The spells were the simplest he could gather from the book, if the ogre managed to complete the ritual, he would surely be able to use those spells rather easily. Yashar finished the tomes and went to his bed.

The next morning came. Yashar felt as if he didn't had any sleep at all, waking up just as tired as he was when he went to sleep. He prepared a few of his morning rituals and quickly went down to work on the ward on his front door. For what he had seen on his crystal ball, the visitor that Devon's energy had found was extremely violent. It was better to prepare something that wouldn't cause physical damage to him.

In the matter of a few hours, a new ward was placed properly. It covered the entire tower and it would immobilize anyone who tried to cause damage to another being. Even Yashar could be restrained by this ward, but it was the price he had to pay for his safety. He was barely finished with the ward when he heard a massive amount of profanities shouted from outside his door. There were no doubt his guest had arrived.

Opening the door, he could see a giant skeleton of a man. He was surely surrounded by some kind of magic, although the mage couldn't identify which type. It seemed ancient and raw, but it wasn't time to dwell in such subjects now. Maybe he could try to identify it later. "Glad to see my offer interested you!", he smiled, assured that his ward would protect him from any harm.
@Banana You are seeking a monster who's a healer. Do you really expect an obviously better option? I mean, monsters are not known for their extraordinary health care!

To be honest, both healers can probably fix you up. It's a matter of preference. I'm not ALWAYS trying to mess up with you guys.
@Banana You should really stop giving me ideas.
The mage looked to the Ogre, intrigued by how much sense that huge beast's statement made. Apparently, he wouldn't be able to cheat on his deal with the big one. "Smart observation, my friend! If you do remember what you want, let me know when you come back and I'll do my best to get it for you."

Yashar looked to the remaining of his guests. He was growing tired of their petulance. "I don't possess all this gear you want. Or at least can't give such powerful and expensive equipment before the job gets done. That's how rewards work." The lack of common sense on his new minions was astonishing. The fact that the Ogre was the only one showing some manners was baffling. "But I'll tell you what. Behind the inn you will find a blacksmith, he can direct you to a great friend of mine who can get you guys some gear. It won't be the best possible gear, but it should be good enough to kill some humans with it. Just hand this letter to the blacksmith and he will show you guys where you should go."

Pulling a small piece of paper from what seemed out of nowhere, in absolute silence he wrote a presumably short message on it. Finishing the message he folded the paper and fused both it's endings and the edges, making so the only way to read it would be by ripping the paper. Outside he simply wrote: "To ZE by Y". Walking to the half-elf, he said loud enough so the orc and the ogre could hear, "If you want gear, give this to the blacksmith and follow his instructions." Going back to his usual tone, he continued, "About this drooling... Look, I ain't a healer. You could always look for one in the city. It has a big market place and I know for sure two healers are there for this week."

"The inn you're going is at the east of the town. It is reasonably small, but painted in a vivid red color. It's named The Red Mug and..." He stood in silence for a while, looking at his guests. The half-elf staring at him with that weird metal object flying around. The orc was pulling his axe out of the wall. The ogre was standing there, smiling at the Quaggoth. No way in hell those three would be able to follow simple directions. "You know what? Take this map with you! It's enchanted so it will show you the area around you and how to get to a location of your choice. Currently, it's limited to the area of this city, but if you can find other maps and an enchanter, you could add other locations to it."

The orc didn't seemed to be even listening to him, too busy freeing his beast from the statue. The ogre was blinkly staring at him. The only one who seemed to be listening was Stride, but even then the mage wasn't very sure, so he simply added "Open the map. Say where you wanna go. Follow the big arrow that wil show up. As simple as that."

With nobody left in his tower, he finally closed the door and prepared to meet the last guest.
Mine, just let me get a break from work. Probably gonna have it done by the end of the day. Fridays and saturdays are chaotic.
Maybe you could try to teach him how to smite people and end up smited in the proccess?
@DiZL ReloadeD All I want is a scene in which he tries to smite the evil out of someone by smashing them with his club.
@DiZL ReloadeD Are you up for being an ogre paladin?
@BananaAre you that desperate? You really trust Tugrok that much? Hey, you can try it out, just tell me one thing: do you really need a head? Because I don't think Tugrok can remove a curse without removing your entire head on accident.

Hey, I could make you a drooling skull! Or a reverse demilich, if nothing is left of your head. Headless people can't drool.

In that angle, I think Tugrok can problably solve the drooling.
@Banana Your idea sounds good, but wouldn't be easier to just find a healer?
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