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Is wanting a drooling half elf too much to ask?
@Banana I truly disliked the idea of the saucer mind thing. I expected saliva filled dialogue. Complete with interruptions for cleaning one's face. That little metal thingie ruined my fun :/

On totally unrelated news @6slyboy6 I heard that the saucer thingie that is totally ruinning my fun said your orc is too stupid to even use an axe, and that you couldn't even destroy a flying metal thingie if you tried.
@Banana
1- I'm all in for an ogre paladin. It's one of the most awesome concepts I've heard in a long ass time.

2- As for the drooling, eventually there would be more and more liquid in your mouth forcing you to open it. It is not regular drooling, is a magical one, it doesn't stop simply because your mouth is closed. Keeping a considerable amount and then spitting it would be the more reasonable alternative. Or you can exercise your cheek muscles by holding your mouth closed for as long as possible against the ever increasing saliva pressure. I'm sure facial workout would be a million dolars idea on that time period.

3- Ask and you shall maybe receive
@6slyboy6

Bigazz Thunda Ax!
Ok ok, nice thunder axe coming soon and whatevs. What I'm most impressed is by the bromance that's begginig between Woggha and Tugrok!
"Don't touch that!" Yashar screamed as the ogre attempted to pet that giant Quaggoth. No matter how fun it would be to watch something like that to unfold, he wasn't willing to lose an stupid ogre who wanted to help. It was probably the biggest amount of muscle for the smallest amount of gold he would ever find. As Tugrok slowly turned to him, he continued, "Maybe as a reward I can make you remeber what you wanted as a reward?" The mage was starting to regret his decision to hire those monsters. Had he not been exiled from human society, he'd be more than glad to turn those monsters away and hire a bunch of mercenaries. The absence of this kind of bullshit would be worth the extra gold he'd have to pay.

"Come close to the door and I'll explain it all", Yashar shouted. He doubted that the Ogre would possibly fit through the door. If he dared to leave the tower, he'd probably would be forced to hold the meeting outside. When he turned to look for his other guests, he found the orc unconfortably close to him. The only ones who'd get this close of him were usually the city whores."Wat u need dat iz so shiny ta get us boyz fo?", the orc partially said, partially screamed. He was so close that the mage could smell not only his breath, but the putrid smell of that race. He stared the orc back in the eyes, desiring nothing but to set him ablaze and make him beg for mercy. But he quickly recomposed himself before continuing, "Do you even understand the concept of personal space? Sit in that chait and as soon as that Stride gets here I'll explain it all. By the way, you still haven't told me your name."

The orc sat on his preferred chair, making the mage think of the ridiculous amount of time he'd have to put to clean it later on. "Get down 'ere u midgut! Dem wizur haz a vizito'!", the orc screamed. He was clearly running out of patience. Fortunately, the half blood quickly answered "It's Stride, and what's going on down here...?" However, something seemed off in his voice. Sounded a little... muffled perhabs? Like he was eating or had something in his mouth. Then it finally hit the mage: the cursed staff! A gift given to him by a prankster gnome a few month ago. Yashar was doing his very best to not laugh at the situation and look respectable.

When Stride finally arrived he found the mage standing close to the door and poiting him to a chair. Yashar's face did not betrayed the fact that he knew about the drooling. He pointed a chair to the half elf before starting his small monologue.

"The reason I brought you all here is simple: an unkown mage found out about a book I've been searching for a long time. It is a very powerful book and the main reason why I was cast out of human society.", as his guests didn't seemed to be in a good mood, he quickly continued "The book is deeply tied to a powerful magic, which the origins I do not know. It is very important that you do not touch it. I should also warn you that there is a party of humans trying to get this book, which is why I need this to be done quickly." As the small party did not seemed to be happy about the perspective of fighting in what should be only a quick fetch quest, Yashar added "If that party is killed, not only I'll increase you rewards, but you shall also be able to get some great loot from their bodies. Even greater rewards await if you bring me the wizard who found out about the book. If he's brought alive, the reward will be greater."

Taking a quick look at it's crystal ball he decided to end the day there. "There is an inn near the market, I've made arrangements for you to stay there for free. For our big friends, the stable has been reserved so they have a place to stay. Further information shall be given to you once you get there. If you are willing to take this task, you shall be leaving in the day after the next by nightime."

"Any questions?" He said, with a broad smile on his face.
@KRIEEEG
Excessive Drooling.
Roleplay Wise: Not useful at all.
Combat Wise: Can be VERY useful.

I can only imagine throwing a ball of spit into the eyes of an enemy, their reaction probably being along the lines of "the fuck bro". Would that start a fight or stop a fight?


If you are not fighting someone, it would start. If you are fighting someone, I can see a staggering effect on a giant ball of spit coming at your face. Maybe couple it with blindness and causing some damage to fire elementals?

Stop weaponizing my curses! They are supposed to be something bad!

Edit: So to clarify, we have a half elf and an orc who's allergic to the saliva of the half-elf who is cursed with excessive drooling hanging out with an ogre who can probably be a paladin, eventually gaining the allegiance of a giant skeleton with mad Tourette's Syndrome.

WHAT IS THIS PARTY?

You forgot about the techno goblin. Damn, this is the best party I've ever seen!

By the way, where did the idea of Tugrok being a paladin came from?
@6slyboy6
LOL, who said Yashar is not allergic to saliva?
@Banana
I can't wait to see you trying to talk. Man Grox is gonna have fun

Edit: Do you happen to have War Thunder? Because if you shot me down with a Bf 109 just now, I'll make my orc allergic to saliva


Stop giving me ideas. You could easily sit in a cursed chair and get that.

Actually, that would make a good plot. A drooling half elf and an allergic orc trying to find a healer that will agree to treat them.
@Banana Well, the whole purpose of the drooling is to screw conversations and make you look like a retarded ogre.(@DiZL ReloadeD no offense).

The scarf can hide it, but talking will be hard, scarf or no scarf. I'd sugest finding a healer to fix that. The drooling will get progressively worse with time.
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