Half PintWhy do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.As a professor of Ballology, I believe it has something to do with the shape of the stadium. You see, the Superbowl is a North American ritual in which they play a sport known as handegg, no one actually knows the rules of this sport, but a major component of it is that the ball itself is actually a large egg containing no yolk, but rather only albumen fluid (egg white). The players of handegg continue playing the game until the 'ball' is smashed, releasing the egg white within, though they don't stop playing indefinitely, rather they keep bringing new eggs until the entire stadium (the bowl) is flooded with albumen. When this happens the players begin drowning in the fluid, only to rise again in a glorious rebirth as Übermensch, ready to conquer the Earth.
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That's bullshit, but I believe it.
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Why do I keep procrastinating?
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DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE IS CONFIRMED
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Less Superbowl, More Superb Owl pls
I've just started reading yesterday and I'm loving it, though if you have no idea what it's about, I would recommend reading up about some of the concepts in it. Like "What do colours have to do with nature, what the fuck are the Parliament of Limbs, how is the little girl resurrecting dead animals with her mind, why is Buddy Baker such a lovable dork?" etc etc. Also if you're 'partial to a bit o' rum an' booty' I could 'hook' you up, 'matey'. I'm being very subtle here.Is Animal Man good? I looked up an image and yeah it's pretty fucked up, man.So are guys like Larfleeze, Rax, and Derp still here?I'm always here. Watching. Listening. Waiting...
So are guys like Larfleeze, Rax, and Derp still here?I'm always here. Watching. Listening. Waiting...
BY AZURA, BY AZURA, BY AZURA! IT'S THE GRAND CHAMPION! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU, STANDING HEREUH, NEXT TO MEEEEEEE....
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deep bruh;) bbyIt's like I'm a miner during a gold rush, there's a bunch of dirt all over the place. Then I see it, a glimmer of gold. Alas my first bit of gold. But theres gold over there as well.
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So, what you're saying is, you 'noticed' me... Oh~I noticed this time.Keep at it Larfleeze You ain't gotta take nothing from no one. You da reel MVPA-Aza-chan...Y-You didn't call me Larfreeze...
Keep at it Larfleeze You ain't gotta take nothing from no one. You da reel MVPA-Aza-chan...Y-You didn't call me Larfreeze...
DEATH TO THE MAD KINGS!Technically, I was referencing a mad steward, not a mad king.
I SAID REBELLION!
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