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Soul said
Bk201...I don't think anything works like that. The birds knocked the barrels onto your island, exploding them. and killing thousands of people. And you ignore that, along with godmodding and having your ships completely trash our ships without any logic whatsoever. Your character can apparently control water as well...I recommend editing your post, or you'd be breaking all of your own rules.

You're ignoring all this...

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BK201 said
my islands? i can throw them ahain

What are you trying to say

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"Aye aye, captain..." said Edward sarcastically, though if he had to give Willem one thing, it was the fact that he was a naval genius wasn't exaggerated, though he couldn't say the same for the enemy, the daft buggers lit their major defense before they were even close.

Suddenly the sun was gone. "That's funny." Edward thought "The sky was clear blue a second ago..." he looked up "Jaysus Christ..." he whispered to himself, mouth agape. In all his life he had never seen anything like it, a massive flock of various species of birds were attacking Kulani, pushing the barrels back unto the Islands killing some of their men.

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BK201 said
nope, its just that...its like 1 vs 3 xD

We're coming, Hail Hydra...

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"So, Willem, ol' pal, ol' chum, are ye gonna 'sink' my fleet killing hundreds because a daft ol' pirate's words hurt yer pride?" Edward said mockingly "Or are we gonna join and take this supposed loot you keep prattling on about?" He would've added a threat but he was in no position to do so.

Give me music.

Gavin Dunne <3

It's a multigenre song btw

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ImANargleHunter said
I've only ever gotten hate for making a Green Day joke and for "clogging the Denny's tag" with a photo of us cosplaying in Denny's. JOKE'S ON THEM THOUGH BECAUSE DENNY'S REBLOGGED IT AND NOW THEY FOLLOW ME.

I lost 2 followers for implying Hal Jordan was gay for Barry Allen in Justice League War, they were quickly replaced, THE CULT OF LARFLEEZE SPREADS, PRAISE THE ORANGE LIGHT.

ultimite warrior is dead

Mr_pink said
nice spelling of 'Ultimate'

Don't you know? After Ultimate Warrior died yesterday, his sidekick UltiMITE Warrior committed suicide.

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The Sea Devil sided up next to Willem's Vædderen. "Just training up these gobshites!" shouted Edward as he slapped the back of one of his fresh recruits in reply to Willem's question about what he was doing here. "Go on, laddie, say hello...Or I'll tear yer nails out one by one..." he whispered the threat to the recruit.
Willem mentioned something about capturing Islands and a princess, all he heard was the implication of loot. "Of course I'll join ye." Edward said "At a price..." Willem's face went sour "Ha! I'm only joking, Willem, ya shoulda seen yer face..." he looked around at his crew expecting a laugh from them but all he got were terrified faces afraid they were going to be killed by Willem's massive fleet. "Urghhh, humorless twats tha lot of ya..." he muttered to himself.