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    1. Lennon79 12 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current From Tokyo with whisky
10 yrs ago
I live.
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11 yrs ago
Posrage will be up soon, please bear with me.
11 yrs ago
It's exam season, boys and girls, so postage should be up over the weekend. If you don't hear from me by Monday, honour my memory.
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11 yrs ago
Me Mam always told me I was special.
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Bio

Well then. I'm exceedingly British, rather sarcastic and I love a good shipfest in my RPs. Also male. Funny, that. Fair warning, I will treat you like an adult. That means I will mock you, point out your mistakes and most likely /cringe when you do something really autistic. Being an adult means accepting criticism and working to improve yourself, not ignoring it. And if I need calling out on my bullshit, just do it. Please. Nothing is worse than not realising that you've said or done something stupid til a week after the fact.

I currently live in Japan, so my posting hours are... weird. Please bear with me.

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'Sir, I don't think they can hold out much longer...' A fresh hail of fire smashed through the shop window, forcing the Imperial soldiers to duck. The lieutenant, who had so recently found himself ranking officer, crawled over to the back wall where the platoon's corpsman was tending to a pair of injured men. 'How bad, Corporal? Can they move?' The young man shook his head in misery, fully aware that with the limited medical equipment on hand, all he could do was make them comfortable. Swearing under his breath, the officer tried to count his options. The Gallians had advanced far enough into the town that retaking it would be damn near impossible for his remaining soldiers. The tank crew had volunteered to stall them, but he knew that they would likely have lancers if not a tank of their own; the crew could buy time but little else. He came to a grim decision.

'Sergeant Auer. My men cannot continue. I am ordering a withdrawal from the village. You are to hold them for five minutes, just five minutes and then retreat along the east road. We will rendezvous a few miles away. Emperor's speed, Sergeant.' As the driver worked to keep the tank facing toward the enemy's shifting positions, their orders came in through a scratchy radio call. 'Thank you sir.', the commander responded, glad to have bought them some respite. 'We'll level the whole damn village before we leave.' He cut the radio and peered back through his limited cupola sights. 'Sarge, HE shell's loaded, I need a target!' There was another brief silence, broken only by the reverberation of the driver's MG. '... Target left, farmhouse, second floor.' Before the gunner could fire, a wash of blue flame eclipsed the cupola.

Corporal Celeste Stichler, Gallian Militia


'She hit it! I think it's blown the engine.' For a moment Celeste dared to hope it might be over, but as she peered over the window sill she found herself staring down the very much intact barrel of the tank's main gun. '... Run! Get out, move!' She belted it toward the rear door, grabbing the first person she could reach to drag along. They almost made it out before the building collapsed on top of them.

Sergeant Harald, Gallian Militia


Meanwhile the sergeant was distracted by the hail of MG fire spewing from the hull-mounted gun. Valk alone knew how she had done it, but Durandal had slipping in around the damn thing to hit the radiator; by rights it should be dead. Clearly the crew disagreed. 'Bons, Glaive. I'll keep their attention, you hook around the left.' Luckily the fire from the shop had ceased. Either they were lying low, waiting to hit them as they advanced, or else retreated. No way of knowing. The two soldiers hesitated, so Harald sent them packing with a boot up Bons' arse. As they rounded the corner to sneak around, Harald turned his attention back to the tank still hammering his position- just in time to see the main gun fire. His eyes widened in horror as Stichler's building exploded and collapsed inward; he didn't see anyone escape.

Private Alonso Bons, Gallian Militia


Why her? Why do I have to fight Imps with an Imp at my back? Glaive led the way around the back of the tank, with Alonso trailing somewhat unenthusiastically behind. Necessity had forced the sergeant to send them in particular, but that didn't make it any better in his books. He settled in on the tank's flank as she ran further around, no doubt planning to hit it with a satchel charge in case his lance didn't work. Fair plan, he thought, But this Imp's mine. Alonso lined the sights of his Imperial lance up carefully and fired.
Pretty much. Since we're only really waiting on Kitsune, I'll post tomorrow and set up for the end of the battle.
No worries Slyph, I'll make 'em work for it.
That's a shame Bright, but I understand. I'll keep your CS in the inactive section for if/when you do come back. For the moment guys, add Andrew to our growing list of NPCable characters.
Really need to start recruiting again.
Good effort.
Assuming it's alcohol-related.
Probably isn't though.
Well, it is with great sadness and reluctance that I have removed Kissu's co-GM status, which means I need a new co-GM. Anyone interested please PM me, but be aware that the role means taking control of characters important to the plot and posting for important plot points. Nothing too difficult though.
I think that we can count soren out for the time being and I'll work out some way to keep Mei going. Is there anyone else thinking of posting? There isn't much I can do until the team exfils and regroups at the Lerwick estate.
Alright then, before I post I just want confirmation that @Bright_Ops and @Kitsune are still here and posting.
Pls.
Srsly.
Pyotr


If nothing else, surviving until day five had been a pleasant surprise. Pyotr had originally had fears of her real body starving or dehydrating since the family had been away, but somehow she had made it thus far. Not that she had any complaints of course, on the contrary life had picked up a bit since meeting Suki and co. Despite the lingering bad impression she had left (and received), she had put in some effort to build bridges with the others, if only in terms of not speaking her mind quite so often. Still she wasn't close enough to really open up and so spent most of her free time with the tavern's other patrons. This particular morning she was up fairly early and had spent a good hour inhaling a slap up breakfast while chatting with the NPC barmaids. Even though they had only stock lines and limited responses, Pyotr nevertheless found their company to be quite amusing. 'So then. As a non-human person and a person of colour, how do you react when a player says or does something inappropriate?' The maid smiled with a very life-like expression of awkwardness. 'I'm sorry m'lady, but I don't understand. Would you like to see our wares?' Pyotr changed tack. 'Alright then, how do you feel if someone asks for something that you don't normally sell? Like, uh... like a bed warmer.' Teasing NPCs was a dead-end hobby, but it kept her entertained for the time being. As the poor maid repeated her earlier line, a PM notification popped up on Pyotr's HUD and she waved the girl away dismissively.

Her first reaction after reading the message was confusion; how in the hell had a PM reached her when the sender had gotten her name wrong..? And what has with that name? A GM..? The only GM the players had encountered thus far had been Kayaba himself and something in the tone of the message suggested it wasn't from him. Too... manic, as if a player had accessed a GM console or something. Still, the possibility that Kayaba may have been responsible was all the reason she needed to delete the damn thing and pretend it never happened. The others had received it apparently, along with a few randoms. No doubt it would be discussed once everyone had hauled themselves out of bed. In the meantime she pulled herself up and stretched, about to go wandering when she Suki came in from outside. There was an awkward moment where neither spoke, each still wary of the other, but in the end Pyotr swallowed her pride and gave a friendly wave. 'Morning Princess. I guess you saw that message too, huh?'


One cynical dwarf.
Strike that, pulling out. Sorry.
Cynical dwarf will be up very soon.
Stop trying to find deeper meaning in my words when I'm being a dick.


Fair footie, top banter m8.

IIRC, wasn't it getting close to the first floor dungeon?
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