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Djahli bleated again and struggled against Pierre’s grip. He’d lost sight of Shock, but Pierre’s lifting him up actually allowed him to spot Barrel’s short green tufts of hair as he came out from under another table and scurried towards the kitchen, the little monster easily lead there by the smell of food. Upon spotting Phoebus, Djahli became more frantic, wanting the captain’s attention. He stopped struggling long enough to nod towards the kitchen before he riled back up again. Lock and Shock were still somewhere among the crowd, and if he could just get free, he could weave through the crowd and hopefully catch one of them.

The second Madame Serpente cleared the stairs to get to the drinking party, Shock quickly made her way up, now that they were empty. She climbed onto the banister at the top...and from there, the rope that held up the main chandelier. After a quick test to make sure it would hold her weight without swaying the chandelier too much, she carefully scurried up the rope and up onto the chandelier’s wooden base, taking care to mind the lanterns that hung from it and lit the room. Her weight would tilt it a little, but with practiced grace, Shock slowly lowered herself to sit on the edge, making sure to not move the chandelier too much so the patrons below wouldn’t notice the light shifting, though admittedly between the drunken environment, the dancing flames in the fireplace, and the focus on Gaston, most of them wouldn’t give it a second thought.

Just as she settled herself, Shock noticed a familiar ball of red feathers sitting in the rafters and looking down at the scene below. She grinned under her mask, confident Iago hadn’t noticed her yet. Shock tightened her legs around the frame to keep her balance, then reached into her pocket and pulled out her slingshot and a small stone to use as ammo. There was plenty of other time for trouble, but right now, she readied her slingshot for an easy target, leaning back just enough for a clear shot at his tail feathers.

"Why would you have such a high quality and expensive table in a bar if you have patrons like him around?"
Annoying redhead


Madame Serpente got one more parting shot at the little redhead before she made her way to the heart of the ruckus.

“A good, sturdy table can take a lot from an unruly crowd,” she said. “That doesn’t give you an invitation to damage it.”

A few more of the crowd gathered around the table to watch Verton and Merida’s contest, many of them amused at such a waif taking that sort of challenge. A few placed bets.

Gaston quickly found himself holding only the stranger’s cloak. He tried to catch him, but the man had already sidestepped away and pulled the cloak from his grasp. With a growl, Gaston tried to follow, to find his leggings suddenly loose and about halfway down his thighs. He barely caught his balance before he stumbled forward...only for Esmeralda to smile sweetly and sidesweep his ankles, knocking the massive buffoon to the floor.

She bowed to the cheering crowd. Gaston growled and tried to pull himself again, but tripped over his loose pants again, to much of the crowd’s laughter. He hastily stood up and tugged his pants back up around his waist. He held them up with one hand as he tried to hone in on Esmeralda. She had already moved behind him.

“Looking for something?” Esmeralda asked.

Cassim had the belt, but she wanted Gaston’s focus on her. She got her wish. Gaston turned around and spotted her.

“No one makes a fool out of me,” he snarled.

“No one except Gaston,” Esmeralda said coolly.

That got the crowd roaring again. Red-faced, Gaston tried to find Cassim again to get his belt back. He noticed the blue-cloaked thief near the strange foreign soldier he’d hardly paid a passing glance to before.

"Who knew people in this city were so rude."
Soldier of indeterminate gender


He ignored the comment, his focus still on Cassim.

"Is it normal for you to attack envoys to your city in such a way? I'm not sure your King would be happy to hear that you are setting up a bad precedence for those who wish to establish trade with your fine country."
Soldier presumed to be a man


“He threw that tankard and stole my belt!” Gaston bellowed. “And unless he gives it back, I’m going to--!”

“--Take it outside!” a firm, furious voice finished for him.

Madame Serpente finally made it to the front, having had to shove her way through the crowd. Most of the tavern went quiet, now that the Madame’s wrath had been evoked.

“Or I’ll take you outside,” she threatened.

Gaston turned to her.

“No one--!” he started.

Madame Serpente gave him a glare that would have sent Claude Frollo running for the hills, curse his damned soul. Several patrons bowed their heads, turned away, or quickly found something else to talk about. Some took interest in the drinking contest going on in the far corner. A few others pointed to Cassim and the soldier, quickly marking the troublemakers before the Madame could ask. They knew better than to make her ask.

“You lot,” she said coldly as she pointed to Gaston, Cassim, and the foreign soldier. “Outside. Now. You can come back in when you’ve settled this among yourselves.”

While the Madame handled Gaston (and with a mental note to put in a good word for Cassim once she found the little monsters), Esmeralda slipped through the crowd to continue her prior task. It only took another second to spot a little figure in red near the fireplace.

Lock grinned under his mask as he grabbed a fire poker. He spotted Esmeralda, then quickly ducked back into the crowd. Several patrons hesitantly went back to their regular business, quickly taking drinks, making bets, quietly striking up conversation, and otherwise acting like the current standoff between the Madame, Gaston, and the strangers wasn’t there. A few cheers came from the drinking game corner as Merida and Verton each downed another tankard of the Madame’s finest, most potent mead.

Once he put some distance between them, Lock pushed the tip of the poker against the backs of the patrons' legs and knees, just hard enough to be felt, though he made a beeline to slide under an open table at every opportunity solely to evade Esmeralda. He laughed with glee at the cries of pain and sudden confusion of several patrons. A few particularly drunk patrons smacked those next to them in retaliation.

Lock, Shock, and Barrel all heard Zero's wail. But surely Jack could wait just one more minute. The fun had just begun, after all!

~~~

Zero’s howl did little to sway the dark figure approaching in the distance. The shadows behind it formed a sort of dark fog that swept over Paris, even more obvious now. While the city was already dark save for a few candles in the windows, or the occasional torchlight from a patrolling guard, even those lights eventually vanished. Notre Dame’s towers ominously loomed over the fog, as if even the church had succumbed to the encroaching danger.

The herald was closer now, enough that if Jack looked closely, he would pick out a creature of sorts, a twisted, grotesque form with no truly definable shape in the dark, but one with strong, thick limbs. It leapt with animalistic power and grace to reach another rooftop. The only distinct detail to come into focus was that it indeed wore a cloak.

It stopped on a rooftop just a few blocks from the tavern and stared in the direction of the tavern’s roof, its cloak caught in the gentle night wind. Maybe it noticed Jack - or better yet, his glowing companion with his even brighter nose. It then started to come closer.

A few shadows crept out from the alleyways and thin spaces between the tightly-packed Parisian homes, these closer than the strange cloaked figure. Many of them had twisted, monstrous forms, though holes in the shadows formed eyes and mouths in macabre mockeries of faces. They spread out to reveal a familiar silhouette in the courtyard across from the tavern: a silhouette of a woman with long, straight hair, ragged ends of a dress that reached her knees, and tiny hands and feet. She hobbled as she took a step, because she was missing one of her high-heeled shoes.
"Right," Shock said, a devious smirk on her lips. "He also created that new agent to dissolve it faster because of it. Which is useful when we spill it on ourselves, but not so much for trouble."

A pause.

"...Unless we're making something come undone."

Shock put the fog juice bottle back and gestured for Carver to follow her back into the main room. She then pointed to a calendar on the wall and concentrated for a few seconds. The pages lifted from September and October to show November.

"Because we're going to make the whole town skip Halloween," she said, "or at least, we're going to make them think they missed it."

Shock moved her hand and the calendar pages fell back down to reveal September again. She flexed her hand, knowing she'd need to concentrate more to truly make this work, at least enough to hold the fog juice bottle up for a minute. Every part of this plan would take some time and effort, but the pay-off would be more than worth it.

"We'll get the fog juice later," she said as she headed for the front entrance. "We're going to need a lot of forget-me-lots to make this work."

~~~

That sent him into a fit of giggles.

"We could torment him for days!"

Barrel didn't catch her wink, but he was already thinking about who they could give such a potion to. Clown? The Mayor? Wolfman? One of the vampires? He looked back at Agatha, and noticed her eyeing him again. She really wasn't going to let him out of her sight for a minute, was she? Barrel shoved his hands in his hoodie pocket and leaned against the other end of the shelf. His hands were accounted for, and he wasn't going anywhere, so maybe he could get her to lower her guard. He raised a brow in interest, and smiled again.

"It sounds like you've already got someone in mind," he said.
Shock glanced at the glue bottle.

"Did you ever get around to using that on the doctor's skull?" she asked.

But that seemed trite, old school. She was pretty sure they'd glued every surface of Halloween Town at some point, especially Clown's face, the doors to the Mayor's hearse, the vampire's coffins, and Jack's chair. She needed to think bigger. Something that would put the entire town on their toes. Shock looked over the other items on the shelf: slime mold, monster flytrap seeds, fog juice, her scorpion box to keep the most viscous ones contained, a few cans of instant spider web...nothing seemed to catch her eye at first as she started to rummage through a box of firecrackers, before a wicked thought came to mind. Shock went back to the shelf and grabbed the bottle of fog juice. She shook it to get an idea of how much was left and frowned.

"Damn. Shame I didn't think of this before Barrel went to the shop, but that's fine. This one's gonna take some time to set up, anyway."

Shock examined the shelf and confirmed what else she needed wasn't there. Well, the graveyard often had plenty of herbs and flowers. She was pretty sure she could acquire it easily; it'd just take time to dry them out.

"...Powdered petals of forget-me-lots have a temporary memory loss effect if inhaled, ingested, or absorbed through the skin, correct?"

~~~

Barrel went over to the shelf at her suggestion.

"Oooo, salamander tongues sound delicious! They'd probably be great in stuffed toadstools."

He turned back to Agatha, his mouth stretched into a grin, though he caught himself before he could look too gleeful at the hint. Was she suggesting what he thought she was suggesting...?

"Sounds unpleasant," he said.

Even more so for the unlucky bastard who drank it, if he had to make a guess.
Shock pondered for a few minutes, before a smirk crossed her lips.

"...It's been a while since we've done something as a family," she said, primarily meaning her and her brothers, but with the implication that Carver was free to join in too. "And Halloween Town's been a little too quiet lately."

She stood up from the table and headed back for the soundstage.

"Let's go see what toys we haven't played with in a while."

The exterior of the tree house hadn't changed much over the years. The interior, which had been perfect for them as kids, had to be adjusted to accommodate their growth. The small kitchen area was gone, since Barrel took over the one downstairs, and there was no need for it. Many of their bigger weapons had been moved around or gotten rid of entirely, ironically because they'd been outgrown - what good was a catapult they could no longer launch each other off of, and was difficult to bring into Halloween Town proper? Their walking bathtub remained in its usual corner, still in use for both hygiene and transport, though with less emphasis on the latter when it was difficult for the three - or four, when Carver joined in - of them to ride in. It still carried whatever tools and equipment they needed, however, and just the sight of it in town made citizens nervous about what they could be up to.

The old Oogie shrine no longer existed, long since taken down to be replaced with the slide entrance. A few mocking signs that said things like, "Beware!" and "Watch Your Head!" hung around it, punctuated by the tricksters' creepy artwork on the walls. The rest of the main area was covered in scattered blankets and pillows that generally got kicked to the side when not in use to create a path between the main entrance and the slide, revealing the tree house's main purpose now. A few shelves had been attached to the walls to hold some of the trio's more personal items. A lot of their childhood artwork still decorated the walls, and had been added to over the years. Chalk and crayon since gave way to permanent marker and spray paint, with a mix of other mediums as they felt like it.

But it was the armory Shock headed for, with all their weapons, firecrackers, potions, poisons, and other items of mischief, all of it far more organized now than when they had been kids. Their "toys," as they liked to refer to them. It was the room that had changed the least, aside from an expansion to hold a bit more.

"So much good stuff," Shock said, as she surveyed the room, "so little time."

~~~

Barrel tried to imagine the smaller witch doing such a thing, and giggled at the thought that the old woman who was barely taller than he was as a child actually hit it with that much force. He quickly composed himself, especially when she tilted her head to better look at him.

Well, there went his plan of more thoroughly looking through the back room.

Unless...

"Well..." Barrel said, as he nervously reached for the back of his neck, "not me, anyway. That's usually Shock's expertise. I was just looking to stock the cupboard."

He patted his gut to make his point.

"L-like I said," he continued, trying not to sound suspicious. "I'm mostly here for spider legs. And alligator eyes, now that I think of it, and...well, not sure yet. I was hoping to get a look around. See if there's anything new to try."

That was a good enough reason for him to examine things under her wonderfully large nose, right? Barrel shrugged at her last statement.

"Nothing says, 'I love you' like being able to smack some sense into your siblings when they're being stupid," he said. "Plus, it's never a dull moment. Hell, if we don't fight sometimes, then something's wrong. Besides--"

He proudly puffed out his chest. While Barrel tended to be round like his name implied, he wasn't overweight, either.

"--Gotta keep in shape somehow."
"After dinner," Shock said, "then you're on!"

~~~

He took a quick glance around the room, mostly to notate where things had shifted. Barrel knew he wouldn't get more than a cursory glance or two, but he'd gotten good at picking up on where things were quickly. Rat tails, alligator eyes - actually, he should probably pick more up; Shock sometimes went through them like candy - worm's wart...the usual Halloween Town favorite ingredients. On another shelf he noticed potion bottles, then talismans and likely cursed objects. Boxes and barrels of unknown objects were awkwardly stacked around, some of which Barrel suspected would go onto the fallen shelf once it was back in place.

It had only taken but a few seconds to mentally place where things were before Agatha showed him the shelf. Barrel calculated the best spot to get some leverage and moved to the front...only to find Agatha pretty close by. He awkwardly glanced at her, until she moved on her own, before he crouched down to get a good grip.

Carver was right. She was keeping a close eye on him.

Barrel braced himself, then pulled the shelf up from the floor, then carefully pushed it back against the wall.

"How'd you guys knock this down to begin with?" he asked.

He turned to Agatha when she spoke to him.

"Oh, you know," he said with a shrug. "Band, cooking. Nothing too much, really."

Barrel smiled a little as thoughts of earlier came to mind.

"What, me?" he asked, with mock innocence, though he knew no one in town ever believed him or his siblings, at least at first. "Nah. At least, not tonight."

He was quiet for a moment as he looked her over. Was she keeping an eye on him? Or was she just being polite? It was difficult to tell. If Barrel noticed her shifting, he didn't indicate such, or at least, he tried not to.

She might think I'm up to something, he thought. Why else would she ask about what kind of trouble I've been up to?

He quickly spoke again to break the silence.

"Lock got on Shock's nerves earlier, but that's always fun to watch."
Shock smirked at Carver's analysis of her brothers.

"There's a reason he has buckles on them," she said in agreement.

~~~

Barrel gave a small wave back to Agatha. He quirked a brow at her sudden awkwardness, but paid it no further mind. He then gave a small nod to Agnes.

"Sure thing," he said.

It would give him a chance to take a look at the back room's new layout, after all. Barrel made his way to the counter and glanced to Agatha. Carver's words rang in his mind, that she would be watching him. He gave her a small smile.

"Sounds good," he said. "And I can see if there's anything else I need."
Barrel stuck his tongue out at Carver.

"Hey, if I have to cook, I'm gonna enjoy what I make."

He grinned, but then gave Carver a confused look.

"Why would she...?"

Shock just took a bite of her ghoul-lash and motioned for Carver not to say anything. It'd be funnier in the long run...which hardly mattered as the conversation turned to pumpkin guts. Shock nearly choked from laughter at the thought of Lock trying to get that muck out of his hair, and after a moment, managed to properly swallow.

Barrel just waved and headed out to the soundstage. Once he was out of earshot, Shock turned to Carver.

"Sometimes, I don't know which one of them is dumber," she said. "I'm not even into that kind of thing, and I noticed."

~~~

Barrel happily made his way into Halloween Town. The Witch's Shop was in a small courtyard adjoining the square, where the stocks and a large cat-shaped building also stood. The shop itself looked properly foreboding, and its second story looked very much like a cackling witch, with window eyes, the hat forming a tower with railing on the brim, and the bricks shaped into a sinister snarl. How perfectly....wicked.

A small bell rang as he entered. Aggie, the taller of the two head witches, was nowhere to be seen. Agnes, the smaller witch, was standing on her broom, restocking shelves. And at the counter was their niece, Agatha. Barrel wasn't quite sure where she came from - people in Halloween Town seemed to come and go without rhyme or reason - but he didn't mind her. Agatha was a little taller than Aggie, and unlike her aunts, usually kept her frizzy hair in a bun. Her large nose sported a lovely wart at the left nostril, and her black clothes were always neat and pressed.

"Hi, Barrel," Agnes said without looking up. "Need anything today?"

"Spider legs," Barrel said. "Maybe something else. Not sure yet."

"Well, feel free to look around," Agnes replied. "The spider legs aren't far from where we used to stock them."

She shifted some bottles around.

"And if you want to help and earn those spider legs, well, we can use it right now!"
Her smirk widened.

"I think we're onto something. It needs more, but I'll think on it after dinner."

It wouldn't take much longer to reach the tree house. Shock could already smell the ghoul-lash as she made her way down the rope ladder. It wasn't her favorite meal, but Barrel usually added extra eyeballs, so she couldn't really complain as she slid in through the window and down into the lair.

Lock might have taken over the casino as a sound stage, but one thing Oogie had in his living chambers just beyond it was a proper kitchen, which Barrel kept well-stocked and maintained. The small living area next to it had since been converted into a dining room, enough to seat up to six. It was extremely rare, but sometimes Carmilla and Lillith joined them after practice, or they had one of the other Halloween Town kids their age over.

Barrel was already on a third helping by the time they got up.

"Hey, just in time!" he said, as he pointed to the kitchen. "The cauldron's still about halfway full."

"Not that hungry tonight?" Shock asked, with a distinct look to Barrel's gut.

"I was trying to save some for you, but if you're not hungry..."

Shock rolled her eyes and headed for the kitchen. Barrel slurped down the rest of his meal and let out a long, loud burp.

"That hit the spot," he said with a grin. "I'm off."

Shock returned with a bowl.

"Where are you going?"

"To the Witch's Shop," Barrel replied. "They should be restocked on spider legs. Plus, I think they remodeled recently. Can't find anything."

Shock smiled as she picked up on her younger brother's hint.

"And it'd be such a shame if something got misplaced--"

"--Only to be found months later--" Barrel continued.

"--By an unsuspecting patron," Shock finished.

She took her favorite spot at the table.

"Have fun."

"You know I will."

Barrel then turned to Carver.

"Don't tell Lock, but I like what you played better." He grinned. "Just thought you should know before he decides he likes it better and pretends it was all his idea."
"Because he's the one who's got to clear it out, dispose of them, take a bath after, and by then, she's no longer in the mood."

Shock's stride picked up, indicative of her improving disposition.

"Sure, they could go somewhere else, but few places in town are that private. Or that roomy. And they're all pretty spread out."

She pushed open the gate that lead back into the square.

"Any way you slice it, it'll disrupt him too, without me having to coerce him to obey."
"They wouldn't do it," Shock pointed out. "Potions that affect others like that are highly regulated, and we're not on the clearance list."

She smirked.

"Wonder why."

Shock watched the serpent snack on the mouse, then headed back in the direction of the tree house.

"Besides," she said, "as much as he deserves it sometimes, there are lines we don't cross with each other. Fucking with his relationship like that is a line."

A devious look crossed her face.

"That said, there are other ways to mess with the love-bats. Garlic flowers would make that fancy tomb even more romantic, don't you think?"
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