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@Raijinslayer

It happened in an alternate universe. We can treasure it forever. I'll save it somewhere. XD

Evenkite notices the laptop in the room left on, and out of curiousity, turns the video on.

She does not speak before watching, does not speak while watching, and does not speak after watching. She hastily shuts down the computer in order to prevent the younger gems from having to see this...thing, whatever it is, and makes her through the days without making eye contact with anyone. Her silence lasts as long as her lack of eye contact, until she finally has the guts to ask.

"Reggie, sir? What did I watch?"

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@21308 I have a better version of that song.

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@Akayaofthemoon

*And with Aquamarine's reaction, Gilles proceeds to die again*

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@Akayaofthemoon @Raijinslayer

"Me?" PFFFFFFFFFFTHAHAHAHAHA, NONO, NOT MEAHAHAHAHAHAA...Hah. No. Sex is weird and I don't understand why adults are so obsessed with it, or why people make such a big deal out of being a virgin. Eeeewww... Why would anyone want to go through that?" He says, as if he himself isn't an adult.

(Gilles is ace for anyone wondering. But not aro. Not completely aro, anyways. :P)

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@Akayaofthemoon You're killing us all, Akaya. Soon Spinel will have an army of spoopy canyon ghosts!

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@Akayaofthemoon

*More Gilles dying of laughter overdose, eventually calming down* "Duuude, humans are gross, okay? People like that sort of stuff. People get paid to do this stuff to others! XD"

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@Raijinslayer Created something marginally less scary than Fuseblawb? XD

Reggie needs to show Amb and Eve Guardians of the Galaxy. We can't ever let Groot jokes die for good.

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@Raijinslayer
*Meanwhile, Gilles is recovering from laughter overdose*

"P-Put it-PFFFFFFFT, DID YOU GIVE HER PORN SITES!? MON DIEUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA-" *more dying Gilles laughter*

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@Raijinslayer

"Undignified? Well, Amber uses it, and as fond as I am of him, I suppose it must mean it's true. I'll stop. But, uh, Reggie, sir? Now you're cursing as well. Doesn't that make you undignified? And what's that paper for, anyways? Is that the silly thing Green Gem told me about? Money or whatever it's called?"

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@Raijinslayer

*Being told to be respectful while explaining how babies are made only makes Gilles laugh more. And he's hurting from how bad he's laughing. Nice going, Reggie.*