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    1. Loony 11 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
Current Remember my joke theory about how the world ended in 2012 and each subsequent year has just been a layer by layer descent into hell? It feels less and less like a joke each year.
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6 yrs ago
Bro it's so weird thinking I was 15 when I joined here. I'm turning 21 in March. Time is a scam.
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MISERY ABOUNDS! WE WILL NOT HEAL.

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@21308 How so? XD

I like to imagine the second one is about Kurdish!Reggie, we'll call him Rajan. Why? I'll leave you to imagine.
On a completely unrelated note, I believe that regardless of whether you understand French or Kurdish, you must listen to these:





I'll leave it up to your imaginations as to what they're about. @ V @
@Raijinslayer

"WATCH OUT!"
*And saved by Two Other Eves Ex Machina, the blades are held in place before they reach the older Eve, which Mars would crash into if he didn't act quick. Original Eve turns around to see what the commotion is, only to sigh when she sees the sight.*

"You really can't be satisfied, can you? Are you really desperate for a fight? Because I could call Mel over, she'd be more than pleased to have one-"

"-Wait wait wait, hold up! Who the bloody hell are you? What do you mean, Mel would want to fight? Mel's nothing like that! And Emerald 2.0, reall-"

"Perhaps you're thinking of a different Mel. I'm referring to my little idiot, trigger happy Calomel. And Emerald?"

"You don't know him?"

"No."

"Good. Hopefully you never will."

"You two realise he's still there, just saying. Don't blame me when he cuts your gems in half, because we all know just about anyone is capable of th-"

*Original Eve smirks and begins to laugh at the thought. Meanwhile, Current Eve is nOPEing out and quietly mumbling to herself*

"At this point, I'm not even going to question it. Nope. Nope. I'll just be going back to Bloodstone's ship and pretend noooooooone of this is happening. I've had enough madness for today."

*She then hears the voice and sighs*

"Hi Spinel. Please do fire that thing if they don't stop, I'm getting a headache and I've barely stuck around."

(This peace between Altiverse and Original Eve can only last so long.)
*Current and Altiverse Eve are blown away from their respective hiding spots, and once they steady themselves with their levitation, they all meet for the first time.
The wind stops, and all is silent as the feeling of 'wtf even' falls over them*(I had to take the chance for them to meet it was too much anfkdnfks)
*At first Eve's eyes widen with shock, before they calm down as her eyes glow and she spreads her fingers out, hurt my the impact caused by the energy but absorbing the actual energy itself*

"Admittedly, it might have, if you weren't fighting fire with fire. Or rather, heat with heat. Good job, I hope you feel proud with yourself, dearie. I'm impressed by your boldness though, young one. Wish I had the guts to do that to my superiors when I was younger. You're doing better off than the white gem here, I'll give you than. Keep it up." *And she begins to walk away, completely ignoring the obvious challenge, though as she leaves, the wind seems to pick up at an unnaturally quick and strong rate. It is meant to serve as a warning. It might be interpreted otherwise.*
@21308

*Mars would eventually feel a sudden, very, very sharp burning sensation on his hand as he continued to hold Original Eve down despite Spinel warning him to let go.*

"Send this child flying across the room for an action smaller than myself? The other Eves must be real pieces of work. No, I'm not so eager to get into such a petty fight, unlike my big friend here. Nonetheless, I'm afraid that if you don't move your hand away, those burns are going to get a lot worse. So, in your best interests, sweetie, let go of the cornered rat before she goes and bites the cat, so to speak."

(Loony's note: Eve originally didn't posses levitation or smoke generation, she has aerokinesis as well as thermokinesis. Which caused me to laugh when I saw Pyro refer to her as a frigid wind in the Sodalite post. So if Original Eve were to send Mars flying, he wouldn't be the only one flying. We'd be causing quite some damage to the area if she were to simply get Mars off the ground, nevermind fly, but Original Eve has no way of knowing this, which is why she's referring to them as 'real pieces of work'. She doesn't realise that if they were to do it, only Mars would be effected.)
@21308
*And this laugh is even harsher than the one she gave Sodalite.*

"Oh skies help you, you sound just like me when I was young. The memories, ooooooh the memories. What a fool I was, what a dominated fool, all those years ago...Heh, I dare not even think about those times.

Sweetie, I'd quit your job while you're still ahead if I were you. I used to do my job with pathetic obedience and loyalty, I used to pride myself in doing so, I used to be scared of nothing more than disobeying my orders, and let me tell you right now that there's not a single thing I regret having done more than that. And to think I could still be doing that if I hadn't met Quin...How embarrassing."
@21308
Oooooh, I want to see this. @ V @ doit.

Altiverse Eve and Original Eve would probably end up at each other's gems in due time. They should never meet for the sake of their own safety. I'm not sure Original Eve could get along with much anyone here, actually, but then again that's no surprise.

@pyroman
I'd be happy to see either or, but I'm glad Current Sodalite came out the way she did. ' v '
@pyroman

"You have fun with that, dearie." *she clearly doesn't mean that last word. Original Evenkite responds with nothing more than a laugh. A mocking laugh. And then she is gone, not even looking back once*

Did I ever mention that Original Eve loved to ironically refer to people as 'dearie' and 'sweetie' and other terms in endearment when trying to belittle them, but her actually terms of endearments were more along the lines of 'my little idiots/bastards/dipshits/etc'. The 'my' is important. Without the 'my' it's not ironic. I cut that out because it didn't seem to fly with Current Eve, but maybe, maybe just maybe, it'll eventually start being a thing. XD
@pyroman
Reading that now and only now did I realise just how different Eve is from her original self. Like, I always knew they were different, but how much more differently this could've gone.

*Surprisingly chill about the whole ordeal* "Oh, alright then. So you're a mindless idiot," *points to Reggie and then to Sodalite* "And you're a clingy fool. Good to know, good to know. Simply fabulous. Well, I'll be leaving then. Alone. Don't bother following me, either of you, or I will intentionally pull off that rock stunt, and I promise it shan't miss it's mark. Good day and goodbye to you all."

Meanwhile Current Eve is like *flipping out and regretting everything with feels all around* "What was I thinking afndsfndskngks-"
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