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Opening a jar of honey didn't go so well. Washed most of it off, but my wrists are still sticky for some reason.
11 yrs ago
Summer is sooooo sheeeeeeeeeeeet
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11 yrs ago
Finally have decent internet. Got connected to the National Broadband Network, see. With this speed, I can finally rule the world.
11 yrs ago
You know that rabbit I mentioned? Turns out there's 3 of them.
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11 yrs ago
So, there's this rabbit outside my house, and I'm not sure what to do with it. It sits there sometimes, eating grass and staring into space. It isn't mine, though, so it runs off when we approach.
Here's my Janitor, tell me if anything's wrong with it. I usually find some stuff later anyway. Also, I need a picture but I can't find one right now. Someone please help me with that.
------------------------ Name: John Etoré
Age: 29
Appearance: John has few defining features and is mostly described as a brown haired guy with a careless expression. He’s around 5’7. He really doesn’t have many other distinctive features, and is well suited to disappear into the background.
John has a reasonably accepting cheerful on life. He’s a rather peaceful, happy soul, somewhat at odds with his job. He likes to lighten the tension and helps to lower stress around the base, and likes his job. He often feels like an experienced man, but he’s only been a janitor for 7 years. He prefers the relaxing, routine job of being a janitor and appreciates the simpler things in life and dislikes conflict. He gets along with most people, but I’m sure there are certain people who don’t like his personality, because he’s a little slow at times and is very carefree. This makes him easily liked by similarly peaceful Pokémon but puts him at odds with those that are easily annoyed. Also, he may seem like he's stupid, but he has useful experience as he's spent years working around detectives.
John was fairly normal as a child. His family moved from the Kalos region to the Kanto region soon after he was born, and his parents were fairly normal. He had an older sister who became a Pokémon breeder. John spent a lot of his life trying to decide what he wanted to do. As a young boy, he decided to travel the world, trying out being a trainer. He spent most of this time in the Hoenn and Kanto regions. He was reasonably successful, but he didn’t really feel like he liked it. He tried catching a lot of them, but noticed he took more pride in raising his favourite Pokémon. He tried training them to be the best and found that he didn’t like conflict. He had a brief part time job as a Day care employee which he was alright at, but realised he wasn’t really into it. Eventually, he stopped being a trainer to chase an actual education in Kalos and realised that he liked routine stuff. He took a janitorial role in order to contribute to society while chasing his preferred lifestyle and found that he enjoyed it quite a lot. He decided to join the detective agency thing in Kalos because there were certain… ‘Special’ janitorial skills that he couldn’t really use elsewhere.
Region: Kalos
Rank: ‘Special’ janitor. He cleans the base normally, but his real job is to clean up the crime scene. He usually handles the preservation of the scene as well as handling evidence safely and cleanly. At the end of the case, he tends to be the one to sweep up the remains, like broken glass and the like. When there isn't a crime scene, though, he just cleans up the base and that's pretty much his day job.
Team: Wartortle, Swallot, Kadabra
Pokémon: Blastoise (Male) Nickname: Bob Personality: Bob’s personality is quite the peaceful. He’s very similar to John in many ways, including their likes and dislikes. Bob is John’s first and best Pokémon friend, who’s been with him for his entire journey. He has a secret gift for wrestling moves, though. He didn’t have a nickname until he learned surf, and John noticed that he bobbed in the water a lot. Hence, Bob. John usually uses Bob’s water moves to clean dirt and stuff. Strengths/weaknesses: He can’t do a whole lot different. He’s slow, high defence, middling special attack.
Pokémon: Swallot (Male) Nickname: Gluten Personality: Gluten eats a lot, and that’s pretty much his entire personality. He’s rather thick and he’s usually never without a snack. That said, there might be something wrong with his digestive tract as he can eat literally anything unless it’s physically indigestible. He tends to favour gluten-free snacks despite not being allergic to gluten. John normally uses Gluten to eat trash and stuff, because Gluten's alright with it. John doesn't give him any dangerous stuff because they have specific disposal procedures. Strengths/weaknesses: Can eat anything. Otherwise, fairly average Swallot.
Pokémon: Kadabra (Male) Nickname: Houdini Personality: Houdini is the voice of reason in John’s squad. He’s constantly pulled the team out of trouble by teleporting or giving them the voice of reason. He was pretty necessary for the survival of the team in their early days when John was still a young happy-go-lucky n00b trainer and he really needed someone to tell him all the things he was doing wrong. As such, Houdini is a tired, constantly exasperated Kadabra who thinks a lot. Just what John needed. The reason he’s named Houdini is because a voice in his head told him to make that its name after it pulled them out of a sticky situation. John still doesn’t know what the voice was. Strengths/weaknesses: Houdini uses teleport an awful lot and uses telekinesis to lift evidence without disturbing it.
Thats a lot of people. Oh, isn't Loki on that? How much do you think he knows about everyone?
No, Loki isn't on that. Loki's a merc/actor who worked with Light on a movie because he's a good actor/stunt double. He's working for Cedric, though, but he isn't in the meeting at the moment. He's busy trying to break into the underground movement.
Height: 6 foot 2 when standing straight, otherwise it's somewhere around 5 foot 6
Weight: 182 lb
Likes: - Science - Scientific things - Finding stuff out - Intelligence - Livers
Dislikes: - Unscientific things - Social interaction - Incompetence - Stupidity - Eating bad livers - Distractions
Parasite/Living weapon:Oculus Nikolai’s parasite is a glass orb which has the appearance of an eye. Oculus replaces the user’s eye and gives the user the ability to study an opponent and learn their weak points. The weak points are outlined in a sweet HUD that only Oculus can provide that looks all sci-fi and stuff. Additionally, Oculus gives the user the ability to fire highly concentrated beams of energy by sapping the user’s energy and turning it into a laser which can hit the weak points with needle-like precision.
Appearance: Nikolai has more ‘beast’ than most Ferals, and he’s quite recognisable as a reptile. He’s less of a human beast and more of a beast human, and there is little distinguishing him from an actual iguana as he adopts a hunch, his skin is scaly as hell, he has a lizardlike head structure, and he is very long, tail included. If he bent down, he’d look exactly like a really big iguana. One thing that differentiates Nikolai from a standard iguana is that he’s around the size of a normal human. Another thing would be the metal augmentations and partial mutations. Yeah, you heard that right. As a result of having no guinea pig other than himself, he added mechanical parts to his body and is now a cyborg. His left arm is mechanical, his legs are mechanical (he added jets to them), and the left side of his face (where Oculus is) is also mechanical. His jaws are mechanical and his teeth are made of metal. The cyborg augmentations also stretch to some of his organs and muscles and he has enhanced strength and speed as a result. His mutations made him a bit scalier, have larger claws and made his jaw protrude to become longer. He wears a worn dress shirt and tie, torn black pants and a slightly torn lab coat. No shoes.
Personality: Nikolai’s personality, though he seems rather beast like, is one of cunning intelligence. He prides himself on being a scientist and is good at supressing his pure animal instinct. Nikolai can talk (has a hoarse voice though) and is very learned, having studied all kinds of science for years. That said, he has little patience for incompetence people, favours speed and efficiency and dislikes distractions to his work. He’s fairly quick to snap at people (not literally) and is quick to distrust. That particular character trait stems from the fact that he’s rather paranoid, and many view him as insane. If asked, he’ll claim that he’s just exploring the limits of science, and then he’ll probably force you to leave his lab and lock the door.
Blockbusters:
Tail slam (1 bar) Nikolai dashes forward with extreme speed and turns quickly, slamming his tail at his opponent. Should the attack land, it causes moderate damage and knocks them back with the force of his momentum. Easily dodged as it is a set distance, but is a fast move that Nikolai can use to throw off his opponents.
Precision laser (1 bar) Nikolai locks on to his target and fires his laser eye. For some reason, a red targeting assistor for all to see appears on the target, showing them exactly where he’s going to fire. That said, it’s not that difficult to dodge, but it ignores blocking to an extent. If the target is blocking, it does 1/2 of the damage it would normally deal. Does moderate damage if it hits normally. Nikolai can also use precision laser in the air by floating with his foot jets.
Rage rend (2 bars) Nikolai dashes forward and begins rapidly tearing into his opponent with his bestial speed and mechanical power. He gets a speed boost and swipes wildly 10 times, the last blow knocking his opponent down. Each hit does light damage but altogether stacks up to high damage. Easy to block, but Nikolai can move and jump twice as fast with the rage render, making it difficult to dodge.
Cyborg fury (3 bars) Nikolai dashes forward and grabs hold of his opponent with his jaws. He then proceeds to slam them side to side a few times and then hurls them upwards, charges Oculus and fires a laser at his opponent. Before his opponent lands, Nikolai flies up with his jets, grabs them, slams them into the ground, bites their face and fires his laser into it before jumping off. Does major damage. The grab can be easily avoided, though.
Bio: Nikolai’s parents died at an early age and his more-beastlike-than-usual appearance put him at odds with most. Hence, he devoted all of his life to increasing his own intelligence and lived a life of seclusion. He actually became a scientist for a way to change his form so he could be accepted by society, but his ideas were often too radical to be accepted by the scientific community, and he never got approval to test them. This put him in an even more reclusive state and he began to sink close into depression. He began to shun people and society, and devoted his time to furthering his knowledge. At some point, he came across Oculus and implanted it into himself, which made his research easier. He became interested in parasite weapons and always strives to find out more about them. But one day, he made something special. He made a serum that theoretically evolved your genes at an amazing rate, making you faster, stronger and better in general. Having no one to test it on, he drank it himself. It worked with the intended effect, but it had a drastic unwanted side-effect. The serum awoke something ancient in Nikolai’s DNA, something primal. It didn’t just make him better, it pulled at his DNA, mutating his body to become even more bestial. As you can tell, Nikolai didn’t appreciate this. He built cyborg augmentations into his body to control the bestial urges. He eventually got it under control (kind of) and lived with it to the present day. The only reason he’s out here now is because he wants to analyse parasite weapons.
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