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11 yrs ago
Current Opening a jar of honey didn't go so well. Washed most of it off, but my wrists are still sticky for some reason.
11 yrs ago
Summer is sooooo sheeeeeeeeeeeet
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11 yrs ago
Finally have decent internet. Got connected to the National Broadband Network, see. With this speed, I can finally rule the world.
11 yrs ago
You know that rabbit I mentioned? Turns out there's 3 of them.
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11 yrs ago
So, there's this rabbit outside my house, and I'm not sure what to do with it. It sits there sometimes, eating grass and staring into space. It isn't mine, though, so it runs off when we approach.
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Welp, dragon ex machina. I few other things up my sleeve which I might reveal later.
"Why hello there, Madame Isabella, I see you've become even more beautiful since I last saw you. I'm going to enjoy taking that from you." He said, two tendrils of blood forming on either side of him as he approached her, his gait casual and calm. He was in control here, and he wanted to make sure she knew it.


"Please don't." Isaac said, emerging out of the shadows scalpel in hand.

The wall burst open and a white dragon with 2 heads crashed into the room, one head snapping at Sebastian, grabbing his body while the other let loose with a plume of white smoke from its mouth, freezing the blood forming around Sebastian. Frost crept onto Sebastian's body as the dragon held him in place. The dragon's other head roared in a display of dominance, and Isaac removed his glasses. Glowing points appeared on his vision and he paced towards the captive Sebastian.

After the white dragon's roar, the room grew oddly silent, the sounds of battle continuing in the background. The white dragon's second head lowered down as Isaac approached and he stepped onto it. It lifted him to a position slightly higher than Sebastian. Isaac studied Sebastian, noting his weak points and launched his speech.
"I wouldn't object to you taking her beauty, but knowing you, Sebastian, it wouldn't stop there." Isaac said.

Isaac knew Sebastian quite well. He'd gotten precious information from Sebastian's imprisonment, and he'd hypothesised on the possible nuances and weaknesses of his power. He didn't understand Sebastian's needless enjoyment of suffering, which was ultimately inefficient and pointless, but he didn't need to. Ultimately, Sebastian was smart, psychotic as he was. And any living thing, save for the insane, could be reasoned with.

"While I would likely benefit from the Cadavers of both of you..." Isaac said.
He knelt down to be on eye level with the trapped Sebastian.
"There are more benefits in keeping Ms Lancaster alive for now. Unfortunately, I can't say the same for you." Isaac continued. "But you are a smart and powerful man, Mr Lyone. I, and possibly Ms Lancaster, can see the benefit of letting you free."
The benefit for Isabella was that she got to live. Alone, she could likely be killed at practically anytime as Sebastian's power achieved an A ranking and his intelligence would only elevate his threat levels many times over.
"There are benefits to letting you free, Mr Lyone, but I'm not one to take risks. And you, Sebastian, are a risk." ISaac said. "Ms Lancaster imprisoned you because you were a risk. One she couldn't afford to take."
He brought the scalpel in his hand to an inch within one of Sebastian's vital points, one he knew would result in death.
"I'm offering you a chance, Sebastian. I guarantee you, if I push this scalpel forward, you wouldn't be able to heal, no matter how powerful you are. But if you choose to cooperate, then we can strike deal." Isaac said, pushing the scalpel a few centimetres closer.
His tone was the same droning, even tone he always used, despite the threat. The ice crept further along Sebastian's body as the dragon held him.
"So what will you do, Mr Lyone?" Isaac said.
Got it.
@Letter Bee Do you want a Loki ex machina?
A loud bang attracted Nikolai's attention, and his head snapped in the direction of its source. He weighed his curiosity against his caution, and his curiosity won. In the dark alley way that hid his form, he grabbed a pipe and scrabbled onto the roof, took a run up and started jumping rapidly from rooftop to roof top, towards the source of the loud noise. What he saw when he arrived exceeded his expectations and made him smile.

A chaotic scene met his vision, with a certain group in the middle of it. A gigan holding up a man in uniform, a feral bat sticking close to her and a few others. Quite a curious bunch of others, especially for a town like little Innsmouth. But it wasn't that which made him smile, it was what Oculus had detected.
"Multiple lifeforms detected." Oculus had said. Presence of multiple parasite weapons confirmed.
A red reticule appeared in his vision, outlining the parasites occupying their respective hosts. Nikolai made a mental note of their appearances and what they were doing.
"How convenient." He thought to himself.

Within a half hour of leaving his home, he'd stumbled on several subjects differing natures, which was exactly what he needed. He wanted to study their habits, and how their parasites affected their daily lives. He was especially curious about the gigan girl, who's parasite weapon wasn't apparent.
"Likely an inner organ, or at least internally based..." He observed.
He would've liked to study them and ask them questions, but they were making a scene. Nikolai glared with disdain at the growing crowd. No-he couldn't walk up to them with the crowd like it was. But that was fine.

Nikolai hid his presence on the rooftops instinctively, content to watch the events unfold. This was a good time to collect information.
Well, maybe I'm just paranoid...

but hey, never hurts to be safe.

I remember this RP that died with 1 IC post and 25 OOC posts. Partially my fault because I never posted, but still
I hope this isn't dying already...
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>_<

Now I see my own name as that...


I'm sorry, but it started even all the way back in Witch Hunt and it never stopped. It's like in the back of my head, after I see your username I'd just think 'broken memes'.
You should probably have a good reason for seeing the weapons demonstration, though
@brokndremes I really need to mention this, because it's been bothering me for some time.

Whenever I see your name, I read it as broken memes
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