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Opening a jar of honey didn't go so well. Washed most of it off, but my wrists are still sticky for some reason.
11 yrs ago
Summer is sooooo sheeeeeeeeeeeet
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11 yrs ago
Finally have decent internet. Got connected to the National Broadband Network, see. With this speed, I can finally rule the world.
11 yrs ago
You know that rabbit I mentioned? Turns out there's 3 of them.
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11 yrs ago
So, there's this rabbit outside my house, and I'm not sure what to do with it. It sits there sometimes, eating grass and staring into space. It isn't mine, though, so it runs off when we approach.
Appearance: Like this but with bandages on his arms and a lab coat.
Birthday: March 5th
Personality: Let’s call him Kurota-sensei. Kurota-sensei is somewhat thinks a lot, and is a little thick sometimes. Sometimes he doesn’t notice people, which might be bad for a school nurse. However, he’s pretty attentive for the smell of blood, and he always comes to the aid of people in need. He can come off as lazy and he’s usually quite deadpan, but he’s not emotionless. He’s calm, relatively quiet, and many find his personality quite peaceful, despite the fact that he doesn’t react that much, and the fact that he’s a bit eccentric. He likes reading quite a bit, but he’s pretty whimsical. He tends to read books he finds interesting. Most of the books he finds interesting others find weird.
As a young child, Kurota-sensei was taught the values of frugality from his mother, as he lived with his 5 brothers and 3 sisters in a relatively poor family. Life was hard for the small family but the Kurotas pulled through, learning things they needed to get through life.
Kurota-sensei’s best memories were eating out at restaurants. His dream was to become a 5-star world renowned chef and cook delicious food for his family. Part of the reason why he loved restaurant food so much was because his mother was a lousy cook. Regardless, he soon took up the job of family chef, cooking for his siblings and parents. He really wanted to become a good chef. Unfortunately, he woke up early and realised that he needed money more than food, so he became a doctor instead. A school nurse, to be exact.
He trained in university to become a doctor but realised he couldn’t really be bothered being an actual doctor. A school nurse job appeared to him and it gave a pretty good money-to-effort ratio so he decided to be a school nurse.
Kurota-sensei soon became known throughout the school as bandage-sensei because of the amount of bandages he used (and how he seems to permanently have bandages on his hands). Even a small cut would call for some good bandaging. He knew his stuff of course, he would be fired if he didn’t. It wasn’t like he bandaged everything, he just bandaged flesh wounds, no matter how minor. This is partially out of habit, as when he first started cooking, he burned and cut his hands a lot. There’s nothing particularly wrong with his hands anymore, but it’s basically a habit.
Yeah, anyway, wrap bandages get money.
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In game
Avatar Name: Don’ttouchmyfood (but that’s too long, so people call him Food-kun)
Avatar Title: Beast vanquisher, rare ingredient hunter, Immortal iron chef
Appearance:
Class: Master chef
Vitality of the hydra god For eating the heart of the hydra god, Food-kun has been gifted with practically unlimited health regeneration and vitality, to the point where he doesn’t bother wearing armour and stopping your attack on him for a second will be enough time for him to be back on full health.
Tear your heart out and eat it. Yeah, that’s the best name I could come up with. Simply put, Food-kun jabs his opponent with his bare hand, ripping through their chest and tearing out their heart. Then Food-kun eats it. It’s usually more trouble than it’s worth and really difficult to get, but Food-kun has mastered it and it heals pretty much 100% of his hp when he eats it and increases his stats by a lot temporarily. Also, if he eats special monsters, he gains permanent stats.
Iron claw A monster skill. Turns the hand into a rigid iron eagle claw temporarily.
Blessing of the cooking gods The blessing of the cooking gods passively gives Food-kun a better chance to make better food items. Also removes the cap on his food-making skill.
And he has a few other skills, but these are his signature moves.
When Kurota-sensei wasn’t a sensei (that is, in college), he worked a few part time jobs and eventually made enough money to sustainably play a VRMMO. He chose whatever this one was. When he arrived, he noticed that you could be a chef and decided to be the best damn chef in the entire world. He did pretty well at the start, and he was becoming a pretty good chef. However, this wasn’t how he got famous.
There was always something missing in his cooking. He couldn’t really put his finger on it. Making the food was fun and it tasted nice, but he felt it was somehow boring. The turning point came when his order of ingredients was running late.
As it turns out, a group of monsters had derailed the convoy, which kind of sucked. But rather than waiting for another shipment like any other chef, he decided to go to it. In his early days, he’d trained his strength and it’d apparently turned out useless. He’d also recently found a massive cleaver on the market, and he wanted a change. This was the event that led him to his legendary status.
He ran straight to it and arrived pretty early at a den of monsters. He butchered every single one and retrieved his meat. He also took some of the monster meat, which turned out to his benefit. It didn’t exactly taste any better than the other meat, but it tasted different. Kurota-notsensei was devoted to food and Food-kun gave him the opportunity he never had. Food-kun’s aim changed to finding different tastes.
Kurota-notsensei built up a reputation as Food-kun, the battle chef. First he built up his stats by fishing and diving into combat, grabbing as many rare ingredients as he could before cooking them. He slowly started building up fame, but he found that he died quite a bit. Another turning point appeared: it was when he could tear monster’s hearts out and eat them. He could learn it as he was a chef which had high strength. It was difficult to use the skill, however. It required great strength to use and it was ultimately an unarmed attack. Chefs who naturally had weak unarmed wouldn’t be able to use it well. It couldn’t punch through thick armour or scales, so it didn’t help much. However, that changed when he hunted the iron eagle.
He’d been hunting it for days, and when he caught it, he obviously tore out its heart and ate it. With that, he learned the move Iron claw, which made his skill incredibly easy to use. Cut with one hand, tear out the hart with the other. With Food-kun’s weird disposition, he could easily eat with one hand while fighting with the other. He wasn’t practically immortal yet, but he built up fame as an insane battle chef who dove into fights and came out covered in blood.
The pinnacle of his battle prowess was when fighting the evil hydra god, who didn’t spawn many ads, so Food-kun had difficulty killing it. He eventually did, however, using a well-placed meal, and its heart gave him practically impossible regen.
After that, he built up his cooking skill and became the first to achieve the highest rank. Then he was almost immediately one-upped as the cooking gods blessed him and removed his skill cap. Now he was completely unbalanced, and he’d only just finished college.
Food-kun now wanders the continent in search of rare ingredients and delicious food. Oh, and he's also good at bandaging.
Here is the chaos. Prepare yourselves for bandage-sensei!
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Real life
Name: Takeshi Kurota
Age: 27
Appearance: Like this but with bandages on his arms and a lab coat.
Birthday: March 5th
Personality: Let’s call him Kurota-sensei. Kurota-sensei is somewhat thinks a lot, and is a little thick sometimes. Sometimes he doesn’t notice people, which might be bad for a school nurse. However, he’s pretty attentive for the smell of blood, and he always comes to the aid of people in need. He can come off as lazy and he’s usually quite deadpan, but he’s not emotionless. He’s calm, relatively quiet, and many find his personality quite peaceful, despite the fact that he doesn’t react that much, and the fact that he’s a bit eccentric. He likes reading quite a bit, but he’s pretty whimsical. He tends to read books he finds interesting. Most of the books he finds interesting others find weird.
As a young child, Kurota-sensei was taught the values of frugality from his mother, as he lived with his 5 brothers and 3 sisters in a relatively poor family. Life was hard for the small family but the Kurotas pulled through, learning things they needed to get through life.
Kurota-sensei’s best memories were eating out at restaurants. His dream was to become a 5-star world renowned chef and cook delicious food for his family. Part of the reason why he loved restaurant food so much was because his mother was a lousy cook. Regardless, he soon took up the job of family chef, cooking for his siblings and parents. He really wanted to become a good chef. Unfortunately, he woke up early and realised that he needed money more than food, so he became a doctor instead. A school nurse, to be exact.
He trained in university to become a doctor but realised he couldn’t really be bothered being an actual doctor. A school nurse job appeared to him and it gave a pretty good money-to-effort ratio so he decided to be a school nurse.
Kurota-sensei soon became known throughout the school as bandage-sensei because of the amount of bandages he used (and how he seems to permanently have bandages on his hands). Even a small cut would call for some good bandaging. He knew his stuff of course, he would be fired if he didn’t. It wasn’t like he bandaged everything, he just bandaged flesh wounds, no matter how minor. This is partially out of habit, as when he first started cooking, he burned and cut his hands a lot. There’s nothing particularly wrong with his hands anymore, but it’s basically a habit.
Yeah, anyway, wrap bandages get money.
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In game
Avatar Name: Don’ttouchmyfood (but that’s too long, so people call him Food-kun)
Avatar Title: Beast vanquisher, rare ingredient hunter, Immortal iron chef
Appearance:
Class: Master chef
Vitality of the hydra god For eating the heart of the hydra god, Food-kun has been gifted with practically unlimited health regeneration and vitality, to the point where he doesn’t bother wearing armour and stopping your attack on him for a second will be enough time for him to be back on full health.
Tear your heart out and eat it. Yeah, that’s the best name I could come up with. Simply put, Food-kun jabs his opponent with his bare hand, ripping through their chest and tearing out their heart. Then Food-kun eats it. It’s usually more trouble than it’s worth and really difficult to get, but Food-kun has mastered it and it heals pretty much 100% of his hp when he eats it and increases his stats by a lot temporarily. Also, if he eats special monsters, he gains permanent stats.
Iron claw A monster skill. Turns the hand into a rigid iron eagle claw temporarily.
Blessing of the cooking gods The blessing of the cooking gods passively gives Food-kun a better chance to make better food items. Also removes the cap on his food-making skill.
And he has a few other skills, but these are his signature moves.
When Kurota-sensei wasn’t a sensei (that is, in college), he worked a few part time jobs and eventually made enough money to sustainably play a VRMMO. He chose whatever this one was. When he arrived, he noticed that you could be a chef and decided to be the best damn chef in the entire world. He did pretty well at the start, and he was becoming a pretty good chef. However, this wasn’t how he got famous.
There was always something missing in his cooking. He couldn’t really put his finger on it. Making the food was fun and it tasted nice, but he felt it was somehow boring. The turning point came when his order of ingredients was running late.
As it turns out, a group of monsters had derailed the convoy, which kind of sucked. But rather than waiting for another shipment like any other chef, he decided to go to it. In his early days, he’d trained his strength and it’d apparently turned out useless. He’d also recently found a massive cleaver on the market, and he wanted a change. This was the event that led him to his legendary status.
He ran straight to it and arrived pretty early at a den of monsters. He butchered every single one and retrieved his meat. He also took some of the monster meat, which turned out to his benefit. It didn’t exactly taste any better than the other meat, but it tasted different. Kurota-notsensei was devoted to food and Food-kun gave him the opportunity he never had. Food-kun’s aim changed to finding different tastes.
Kurota-notsensei built up a reputation as Food-kun, the battle chef. First he built up his stats by fishing and diving into combat, grabbing as many rare ingredients as he could before cooking them. He slowly started building up fame, but he found that he died quite a bit. Another turning point appeared: it was when he could tear monster’s hearts out and eat them. He could learn it as he was a chef which had high strength. It was difficult to use the skill, however. It required great strength to use and it was ultimately an unarmed attack. Chefs who naturally had weak unarmed wouldn’t be able to use it well. It couldn’t punch through thick armour or scales, so it didn’t help much. However, that changed when he hunted the iron eagle.
He’d been hunting it for days, and when he caught it, he obviously tore out its heart and ate it. With that, he learned the move Iron claw, which made his skill incredibly easy to use. Cut with one hand, tear out the hart with the other. With Food-kun’s weird disposition, he could easily eat with one hand while fighting with the other. He wasn’t practically immortal yet, but he built up fame as an insane battle chef who dove into fights and came out covered in blood.
The pinnacle of his battle prowess was when fighting the evil hydra god, who didn’t spawn many ads, so Food-kun had difficulty killing it. He eventually did, however, using a well-placed meal, and its heart gave him practically impossible regen.
After that, he built up his cooking skill and became the first to achieve the highest rank. Then he was almost immediately one-upped as the cooking gods blessed him and removed his skill cap. Now he was completely unbalanced, and he’d only just finished college.
Food-kun now wanders the continent in search of rare ingredients and delicious food.
An explosion, a fuzzy feeling, bam. Loki was back in reality... Or not. Pods with a bunch of people in it? He was occupying one as well. Some good old sci-fi stuff made the real world confusing. Loki quickly released himself from the pod. The door opened and he sank down to his knees on the floor. He sighed wearily.
"No one wanted to play volleyball..." Loki said sadly.
He cheered up and stood on his legs. Loki immediately went invisible. There were a few empty pods, so maybe he could find someone else...
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Finally out of the hellish dream, Isaac found himself in a pod. His hand slowly extracted his scalpel and swiftly cut what he saw. The pod's surface was evenly diced and the liquid splashed out. Isaac walked calmly into the hall of pods, dripping. Isaac snapped his fingers, but nothing happened. "Hmm..." Isaac said. "Hunters are out of range... Perhaps the current location is in orbit. Surroundings support the theory."
He was on some kind of science fiction fantasy, with tubes everywhere. Many were empty. Isaac studied the people still inside the pods, but decided to leave them alone. Specimens everywhere, but a more pressing task must be completed. Isaac thought. He brandished his scalpel and stalked down the hallway. I would love to dissect whoever did this. He thought, uncharacteristically angry.
Victor kind of felt bad that the girl was crying over people killing each other, but there was nothing he could really do about it. It’s not that he felt bad about telling her, it’s that it was a little uncomfortable to just sit near someone who was basically crying and not doing anything about it. In all honesty, he was more annoyed than guilty, but he at least felt slightly guilty, so that was something, right?
Looking at the girl, she was shorter than him. Victor was pretty tall for his age, and she seemed to be about his age. It occurred to Victor that he didn’t even know her name.
“Look, you made a girl cry.” His grandpa said in a bored, provocative tone. “I’m disappointed that I have a grandson like you”
“Just shut up.” Victor muttered tiredly.
The girl was crying a little, and the atmosphere was getting pretty uncomfortable. Victor sighed and got up, walking towards the girl. He sat down in a cross-legged position near her, so he could be heard. He sat quietly for a second, watching the death matches. He sighed again after the pause, and began trying to console her a little. “You know…” Victor said tentatively. “I think that at least they won’t die forever…”
Victor didn't really know what to think of this situation. He had a plan all drawn out in his head, but he hadn't taken into account just how stupid the girl was. There wasn't a kinder way to say it. She was super stupid, and he didn't know how that made him feel.
On one hand, he was glad that she was dumb. As it turned out, she was making him not have to fight by herself. On the other hand, the carefully planned plan, that would've been a master stroke of improvisational strategy, became largely unnecessary. And he honestly didn't know what to think about it. Should he be rejoicing that he didn't have to bother, or cursing because he did bother and ended up doing something pointless?
Victor sat down and sighed, tired and confused. For one, he just wanted to go back to sleep. He wished he hadn't stolen whatever it was from the girl, because if he didn't, he wouldn't have to deal with this. Maybe if he didn't steal stuff, he wouldn't be in this mess.
Unfortunately, whatever happened, it happened. Now he was here, and he had to deal with it any way he could.
"You know, we're too far away to do anything." Victor said idly.
I noticed I didn't add my pirate's height, so I fixed that.
Also, @Lugubrious, the Mind sculptor's almost done, but I'll lose Wi-Fi soon. I have too many spells to think of so I'll pm you the sheet later with everything except the spells I don't have yet. PM because he's potentially a bad guy and he has a lot of secrets.
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