Lucian

GAME: Crush A Wish

Maybe I was already talking about sports, pervert.

Granted, but Data is considered the Devil of the religion, making it's satanist equivalent a much cooler religion, though it is not widely accepted.

I wish I was eternally youthful

Your Zodiac

I'm a spy, and

I'm so disappointed I'm not a wizard.

@Witch Cat

This resonates with me

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, beverage can only be sipped with the use of a left arm.

Wish I had unlimited stamina for activities

The signature above you wants to fight. What do?

Use all my edge points to do something ridiculous

The avatar above is the final boss of your epic quest. What are you fighting for, and how does the battle end?

Fighting for the liberation of the Marian Hegemony from the interests of (Insert house-name here) and I guess I'd use a few SRM's and a medium laser.

You are going back to school/college and discover the above avatar Is your teacher. What do you do?

What's the school policy in an active shooter event?

Ban the Person above you

Banned for stepping on my damn turf.

@ArenaSnow

Banned for claiming my old stomping grounds.

Ban the Person above you

Ninja'd
Banned for not having any fingers

Banned for not understanding shit

You are able to see into the future. How does the avatar above you die?

Smothered to death by her over-sized clothes