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In --- 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Scabbard stared blankly at the man as his spoke, taking the occasional bite out of the cabbage he was holding. It was difficult to tell if he was truly paying attention or not: With his bleary, baggy eyes and neutral expression, he looked like his head checked out of the conversation before it started.

"...Barreled?...Ah, man, nah..." He eventually replied with his soft voice. "I didn't see nothin'....Was just on my way to grab a bite to eat for breakfast at this restaurant I like....They got these little doughnuts they put powdered sugar on n' stuff, you ever been there? Great place....."

A pause.

"............Wait......I don't got any money......"

Another pause. A bite of cabbage.

".........Anyway, where'd that veg-killer go?"
In --- 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
"I AM AN AD-"

Is all Nose Ring was able to say before he was quickly silence in shock at the sight of the boy's arm turning into a rocket. Was his eyes deceiving him!? Was this....

"...the legendary devil frui-!?!"

Was all he was able to say before the Cruise Knuckle impacted his midsection with incredible force. He let out a throaty, gagging cry of agony as fist met gut, before being launched right through another wall, his legs dangling over the bottom of the hole as he lay on the ground outside, bloodied and white-eyed.

The other gang members, who were not at the right angle to see Zehst's arm transform, were at once shocked and angered.

"Oi! This kid's no joke!! Who is he!?"

"Maybe he's a hitman sent by the Sugar Boys!"

"NOBODY puts Peppa through a wall like that 'cept his Ma! You're asking for PAIN, hitman!"

The men all drew their weapons on Zehst, ready and willing to use them. The tension however, soon gave way to an awkward silence as they all witnessed Tenmon Tamashi stealthily rise from his crate.

"......."

One of the thugs leaned towards another.

"It's that weirdo ninja again...."

"What! You looking for a fight, too!?" One of the thugs said as he turned his sword from Zehst to Tenmon Tanashi.

Meanwhile, back at the destroyed cabbage cart, Scabbard looked up from his cabbage breakfast at the ripped fellow who just let out a very un(gentle)manly yelp right next to him. He stared at him incredulously, raising a thin, black eyebrow.

"...Dude....Did that just come outta you?..."
In --- 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
The patrons of the shop all stared flabbergasted at their new arrival, some looking back in disbelief at the hole where once stood solid wall.

Nose Ring, however, had quickly gone from stunned to beside himself. Stomping up to Zehst and forcibly prodding him with a long, bony finger.

"Where the HELL do you get off, interrupting our business!?" He said loudly, prodding Zehst with his finger at every enunciation. "This is the SECOND line of bullshit I've had to deal with in the past five minutes! Can't a guy shake down an old man in PEACE!?"

Meanwhile, along his walk through the city streets, Scabbard had come across the site of the grisly murder of a poor cabbage cart.

"....Woah, what?...."

He slowly approached a nearby cabbage on the ground and picked it up, staring at it with tired, sad eyes.

"....Dude...." He quietly mused to himself mournfully as he took a bite out of it. "Who's got, like,...a veggie vendetta?...."
In --- 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@ZerothHell yeah boi let's give Nose Ring some groundswell

@JabberWould it be like a Makoto Shishio thing where his body temperature rises as he fights? That sounds like a pretty cool weakness.

Also, should I wait until you make another post before having Nose Ring and the Spice Boys respond to Zehst crashing their shakedown?
In --- 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Even as the sun heralded the arrival of a new day, in some places, the work of the night remained unfinished....

The thuggish-looking man slammed his hand down on the desk, his sizeable nose ring shaking as he did so. He stared daggers at the terrified old man before him with a mocking grin on his face. His equally barbaric cohorts behind him laughed at the elderly storeowner's yelp in reply.

"Come on, Gramps, you know how this game is played..." Nose Ring said with a hiss. "You get a loan from the Spice Boys, the Spice Boys expect to be paid back. How can you call yourself a reputable business if you don't hold up your end of the bargain?..."

The old man stammered as he mustered up enough courage to speak back. "B-But....This interest you're talking about is unreasonable! I-I asked for sixty-thousand Beli and you expect me to pay you back six hundred-thou-"

Nose Ring slammed his hand on the desk again to silence the old man. "Your own fault for taking the deal, old-timer! And we both know you can't reveal to the Marines that you've been dealing with street gangs. Now...I've lost my patience. You can either give us what we're owed, or our muscle is going to have a more personal chat with you....."

The shopkeeper's eyes fearfully shifted to the figure standing off to the side, behind Nose Ring. A gaunt-looking shape of a man, concealed by a thick cloak, the long hilt of a massive sword held haphazardly in one of his hands as the blade dragged on the ground. From beneath the cloak, the figure made guttural, growling sounds, like a beast.....

"...B-But....I...I-I can't....."

Nose Ring let out a malicious chuckle. "Wrong answer." He took a few steps back, and folded his arms. "Take care of him, Scab."

The old man fearfully fell from his chair and backed against the wall, panicking.

"No! No, please!"

.......

The figure didn't move.

There was a silence in the room, as Nose Ring repeated his order.

".....Take CARE of him, Scab."

.....

The figure didn't move.

"Scab."

No movement.

"SCAB!!"

Nada.

"Scab, WHAT are you doing!?" Nose Ring angrily said as he turned and grabbed at the figure's cloak, yanking it off.

Perhaps it would have been better had the cloak stayed on, as the sight without it was worse: Hideously burnt, scarred flesh, haphazardly stitched together in a shoddy attempt at reconstruction. A dirty, frayed-looking black jacket and a hair of wild-unkempt, equally black hair. He looked more like a zombie out of a horror story than a man; a truly terrifying sight.

...Or, it would be, if he were not so clearly fast asleep on his feet, the guttural noises from before being his snores.

"...Zzzzzzzzz........."

An awkward silence filled the room for a moment, before Nose Ring began slapping his slumbering "muscle."

"HOW THE HELL ARE YOU ASLEEP!?" He shouted petulantly, aggressively rousing the scorched young man from his slumber. He looked at Nose Ring through bleary eyes, blinking a few times before tenderly rubbing his scarred face.

"...Hahh....Hey, sorry, man...." The young man spoke with a quiet, gentle voice and a yawn, "Didn't get much sleep tonight, too itchy....musta dozed off. My bad..."

"We're WORKING here, Scab!" Nose Ring shouted, "What kind of mercenary takes a nap in the middle of a JOB!?"

"...Hey, man, look," Scab replied lazily, punctuated by another yawn. "I told you, the name's Scabbard....Scab-bard...Like on a sword, y'know? Scab's like....a way grosser name."

"I don't care what your name is!!" Nose Ring said as he rubbed his temples in exasperation. "Just go do your job and thrash the old man!"

Scabbard stared blankly at Nose Ring before looking over at the cowering shopkeeper. He walked closer to him, one hand in a pocket, the other loudly dragging his huge sword behind him. He stared, curiously, before looking back at Nose Ring and pointing to the shopkeep.

"...This old dude?"

"Yes."

"....What'd he do again?"

"HE OWES US MONEY!"

"Oh! Right, right, alright....." Scabbard looked back at the terrified (and now mildly confused) shopkeeper as he walked up to him, causing him to flinch in terror. Scabbard crouched down to eye level with the old man, and gave him a dig in the shoulder.

"..Uhh....Take that." He said in half-hearted triumph.

Nose Ring stared at Scab in disbelief as he rose back to his feet. ".....What the hell was that!?"

"...Uh..I hit him!"

"That was BARELY A HIT! Use your god damn sword, maybe!?"

Scab looked down groggily at the massive thing. "...What, this? Dude, I'm not gonna hit the old-timer with this...He's like...old and shit. He'd get squished..."

"So CUT HIM with it!"

"...Ah, no, I can't do that. S'not sharp."

"It's in its sheathe! Take it out!"

"...Oh, uh...I can't do that. S'locked up, and I don't got the key."

"......."

"....Maybe I could knock a chair over?"

Nose Ring looked like he was ready to blow a gasket. And then proceeded to blow a gasket.

"THAT'S IT! You're off! Get the hell out, and you can forget about your pay!"

"Hey, hold on, like, maybe I could...."

"OUT!"

Scabbard was collectively shoved out of the store and into the alley outside by Nose Ring and his remaining compatriots, the door behind him slamming shut. He blinked a few times, staring at the door while processing what just happened, then sighed heavily as it clicked in his head. This was the third time in a month he'd been kicked off of a job he'd been hired to do, by three different gangs, no less. At this rate, his rep would render him unemployable. He scratched his arm in quiet annoyance. Stressful thinking always irritated his skin....actually, a lot of things irritated his skin. Pretty much everything irritated his dry, itchy, burned skin. God, the thing's he'd do for a bottle of lotion right about now, or a dip in a hot spring.....

As his mind sleepily wandered, his eyes got an unexpected hit of sunlight, and he wince. Shielding his eyes, he looked up at the warmly orange sky from the dingey alleyway. The sun was finally up, it was a new day.

With another yawn, Scabbard walked out of the alleyway into the busy streets of Lougetown, his sword rested on his shoulders. The back-alley crook life was starting to become unviable. Maybe it was time to start thinking about the future more, to start figuring things out...
In --- 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
A trait for like, being Super Stronk? Yeah, I'm good for that.
In --- 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

i am definitely interested in this
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wait i'm supposed to put the sheet in OOC first aren't i WOOPS

my bad
Name: Machamp
Background: "THE CHAMP! IS! HERE!" Machamp was the loyal Pokemon of one John "Mr. Giratina" Hercule, owner of the Hercule Gym: An unofficial, unsanctioned, and unrecognized Gym located in an unassuming back alley in Saffron City. Despite its dingy appearance, and cripplingly low lack of Trainers and challengers, Hercule was proud of his Gym, and even prouder of its star attraction, his Machamp. He would often boast of Machamp's undefeated streak- which was legitimate, as the three smelly homeless vagrants and two children who challenged the gym could not defeat him. Machamp was proud of his title, his streak, and of his worth to the man who raised him from a lowly Machop. One day, however, it all came crashing down when a mysterious trainer, specializing in fighting-type pokemon, challenged the gym and utterly crushed it, easily defeating the "undefeated" Machamp. Hercule was devastated, Machamp even more so. The day the humans disappeared, Machamp was convinced he was abandoned by the man who raised him, and fled Saffron city in despair, determined to become The Champ elsewhere, on his own. Though he now knows that he may not have been abandoned at all, his guilt still prevents him from returning to the city he called home, until he, well and truly, earned the title of Champion once again.
Attacks: Karate Chop
Focus Energy
Seismic Toss (Loudly announces it as a "Finishing Move")
Bulk Up
Close Combat (Having neglected stamina training during his time as the Hercule Gym "Champ", Machamp tires out easily using this move, but is working to negate that.)
Scary Face
Thunder Punch
Dynamic Punch (Has practiced his whole life to learn it, but still doesn't properly understand how to do it.)
Appearance: Wears a fake handlebar mustache over his face as a memento of his trainer.


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